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02-03-2009, 12:22 PM
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#101
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 205
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Nobody gives you money, food, sex, or cigarettes.
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02-03-2009, 12:27 PM
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#102
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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You die from all the cigarettes left over.
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"One mohawk wasn't enough to keep up with how badass he is so he had to get two." - Haunted House, about me, YEAH, ME!
Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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02-03-2009, 03:07 PM
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#103
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Your stomach acid consumes you from the inside.
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02-03-2009, 03:49 PM
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#104
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: My magical Bed where I can sleep all day with absolutely no one around
Posts: 86
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Get run over by a druken monkeys.
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02-12-2009, 11:15 AM
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#105
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Below the Sea, Above the Clouds
Posts: 193
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by taking it in the ass.
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02-12-2009, 12:05 PM
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#106
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Posts: 225
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an infuriated monkey lover (George was just too curious for you) hires drunken hitmonkeys to run you over
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02-12-2009, 12:06 PM
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#107
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Hardcore fisting.
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02-12-2009, 12:35 PM
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#108
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IL, USA
Posts: 754
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Suicide when Shade admits he's secretly straight.
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02-13-2009, 12:13 AM
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#109
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 205
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Room 5 is barricaded from the outside and you end up starving to death.
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02-13-2009, 07:12 AM
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#110
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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Stroke..........................
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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02-13-2009, 07:17 AM
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#111
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Please tell me you're gay...
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02-13-2009, 07:32 AM
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#112
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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I'm gay.
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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02-13-2009, 07:34 AM
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#113
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Yay!
You die when I assrape you. 
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02-13-2009, 07:44 AM
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#114
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Bangkok
Posts: 1,921
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I bite your thing and you bleed to death with an unimaginable pain,as I stand laughing. 
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"Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian."
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02-13-2009, 07:45 AM
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#115
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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You choke on my thing.
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02-13-2009, 08:50 AM
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#116
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Posts: 3,360
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Mond will die whilst taking it up the ass.
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02-13-2009, 09:00 AM
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#117
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 4,036
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You dye your hair pink, and while doing so, you swallow some dye and die.
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
add me on
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02-13-2009, 09:06 AM
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#118
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Berlin, Germany
Posts: 22
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me, suicide, others tried jumping off the cliff a branch caught underwear and gave the atomic wedgie of death
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02-13-2009, 09:33 AM
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#119
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Suburbiatown, Pennsylvania.
Posts: 2,124
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You split an atom while eating a cookie and level your whole town.
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CAN'T EVADE THOSE DEAD ZEN MEN
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02-13-2009, 09:50 AM
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#120
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
Posts: 5,979
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You get hit in the face by a rabid pigeon but choke to death on feathers and get bitten in the nostrils by pigeon mites.
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02-13-2009, 07:09 PM
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#121
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Below the Sea, Above the Clouds
Posts: 193
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you'll be taking it in the ass from MJ very hard until he screams out loud saying that you're not keeping your butt cheeks sealed tight enough. He will then smack you very hard in the back of the head with a clown hammer and you will die taking it in the ass.
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02-13-2009, 07:22 PM
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#122
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Pete Townshend knocks you down with a powerslide, then proceeds to smash his guitar to pieces on your head.
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02-13-2009, 07:26 PM
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#123
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Meatloaf falls off stage, crushing you.
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02-13-2009, 07:28 PM
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#124
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Chuck Berry duck walks all over your spine, killing you in the process.
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02-13-2009, 07:37 PM
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#125
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Wesley Willis headbutts you to death.
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