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Old 10-26-2010, 11:28 AM   #1
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worst vampire movies ever!

i just watched embrace of the vampire. it was horrible! so many people told me it was good! probably because it showed boobs!
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Old 10-27-2010, 04:04 AM   #2
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There is a rule - if naked bodies are shown in the first five minutes of a movie then generally it's going to be a bad movie.
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Old 10-27-2010, 09:26 AM   #3
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dude! thats so freakin true!
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Old 10-27-2010, 12:36 PM   #4
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Best vampire movie ever: Lips of Blood.

Best werewolf movie: Werewolf in a Women's Prison.

Everything else sucks. Yes, everything.
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Old 10-27-2010, 01:44 PM   #5
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There is a rule - if naked bodies are shown in the first five minutes of a movie then generally it's going to be a bad movie.
I thought American History X was pretty good, though I'm not sure why it came to mind when I tried to think about movies with boobs in the first 5 minutes. I think I'll ponder some more.
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:29 PM   #6
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o yeah American History X was legendary!
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:34 PM   #7
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Vampire in Brooklyn, -5 stars
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:34 PM   #8
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i'll have to check it out
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:39 PM   #9
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eddy murphy is the main vampire. And it has I think it has some boobies in it.
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:40 PM   #10
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what year?
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:43 PM   #11
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I think it was around 1995, he looked younger.
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:44 PM   #12
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right on! i need a good vamp flick!
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:46 PM   #13
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Have you seen queen of the dammned?
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:47 PM   #14
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o yeah! many times!
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:50 PM   #15
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so then I guess you have seen interview with a vampire....how about the 1931 dracula and the dracula with gary oldman?
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:57 PM   #16
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no, no, and no sadly!
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:58 PM   #17
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THEN SEE THEM attack the movie clerk for them if you have to!
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Old 10-27-2010, 03:58 PM   #18
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i watched dracula 2000! friggin great!
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Old 10-27-2010, 04:02 PM   #19
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Ah that one was so-so but worth watching. Have you ever seen day breakers.
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Old 10-27-2010, 04:04 PM   #20
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i did! i really was disappointed to tell the truth
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Old 10-27-2010, 04:06 PM   #21
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Why, I pissed my self when I saw the end and how they all died made me laugh hard.
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Old 10-27-2010, 04:08 PM   #22
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thats true that was pretty good! it was just the rest of the movie!
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Old 10-27-2010, 04:13 PM   #23
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well yeah but damn that was a good laugh.
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Old 10-27-2010, 04:17 PM   #24
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that it was!
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Old 10-27-2010, 05:14 PM   #25
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I like Vampire's Kiss, I found watching Nicolas Cage completely lose his mind pretty entertaining.
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