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06-20-2010, 03:15 PM
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-20-2010, 03:21 PM
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Sarah Palin Crowned Queen Of The World
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06-20-2010, 04:09 PM
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Ron L. Hubbard revived by Scientologist Necromancers
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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06-20-2010, 05:09 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Renatus
Ron L. Hubbard revived by Scientologist Necromancers
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Ron L. Hubbard plans to turn the Battlefield Earth film into a trilogy
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"The chaos of the world viewed from a distance reveals perfection."- me
"Never overestimate the intellect of someone so foolish that they would exploit and perpetuate stupidity in the people around them, for they create their own damnation as they tear out and sell the pillars that support society as a whole, bringing it crashing down upon them."-me
“I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.”- Einstein
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06-20-2010, 07:56 PM
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Battlefield Earth Trilogy To Be Directed By Uwe Boll
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06-20-2010, 09:25 PM
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Veruca Salt and The Jonas Brothers are going to merge and become one big band.
They're going to call themselves Jonas Salt.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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06-21-2010, 05:01 PM
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Ayn Rand actually right.
The Onion ought to make an article like that.
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Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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06-22-2010, 04:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Alan
Ayn Rand actually right.
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No joke, this was Glenn Beck's big story a few days ago.
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06-22-2010, 05:21 PM
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Barak Obama: Turns out he actually WAS a Kenyan, Socialist, Muslim, Communist, Black Militant, Reptite, CIA Operative, Manchurian Candidate, Anti-Christ, Terrorist, Avatar of the Old Ones sent to devour us all in the name of madness...Who woulda thunk it?
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I promote radical change through my actions.
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
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06-22-2010, 08:41 PM
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Leftist Anti-Tea Party Militia Preemptively Strikes: "Diplomacy doesn't work." Hundreds of Conservatives Dead.
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No Gods. No Kings.
Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
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06-22-2010, 11:56 PM
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Porky's 2 now recognized for the cinematic genius it is; given belated Oscar.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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08-03-2010, 01:24 PM
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Unlike the sister organization with the similar acronym, the founders of PETG are having a hard time finding enough folks who are interested in supporting People for the Ethical Treatment of Garanimals.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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08-03-2010, 02:39 PM
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After a three day search for their 15 year old cat snuggles the Noogins family finally found snuggles dead under the crawl space of their home, apperently snuggles had commited suicide when he realised that the Noogins family had been feeding him his dead siblings over the course of his 15 year life.
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"laying to ones self, is laying to the world"
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"El que por su gusto muere, hasta la muerte le sabe."
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08-14-2010, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Saya
Battlefield Earth Trilogy To Be Directed By Uwe Boll
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I hate to say it, but that might actually improve BE... 
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08-17-2010, 06:25 AM
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Politician actually keeps all of his/her election promises.
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"Always be kind, for everyone is fighting a hard battle." - Plato
Help me, I'm holding on for dear life
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08-23-2010, 12:22 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Green Eggs Recalled; Ham May Be Considered Next
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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