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04-26-2007, 06:37 AM
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Musical Condoms
Musical condom hits the high notes
A musical condom designed to play louder and faster as lovers reach a climax is to go on sale in Ukraine.
Grigoriy Chausovsky, from Zaporozhye, said his condoms came fitted with a special sensor that registers when the condom is put on.
It transmits a signal to a miniature speaker in the base of the condom which play a melody.
He told local media: "As the sex becomes more passionate, it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder."
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...irkies.sexlife
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04-26-2007, 07:12 AM
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LMAO!!! I think that would be quite distracting, and probably make people laugh as it's going off. err... weird.
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04-26-2007, 07:14 AM
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Knowing my luck i would forget its there when we take a break and wonder if my cell is going off...
They should play music like "Night on bald mountain." Or Bach fugue in D minor. Maybe "Fur Elise", even. xD
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04-26-2007, 07:18 AM
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That's just... odd. I am sure it'd drive me crazy (in a negative way). Why'd you ever want such a thing (except for a spot in the "oddities" collection)?!
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04-26-2007, 07:33 AM
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I'd get it just for the sake of "Yes, i have a musical condom. See? Its shiney." And such-not like that. For novelty sake i guess.
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04-26-2007, 07:49 AM
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This is stupid. First off, I'll supply my own music, second, the speeding up would just be shitty.
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04-26-2007, 08:09 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
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Depends on the melody, sex with music on is not too bad tho, you can kind of move to the music so if it becomes more passionate and you have the music going faster. Ah well, a condom with music sounds weird, just put on the music you like.
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04-26-2007, 08:19 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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GIRRRRLLLL I'MA FOUNA BUY DAT SHIT! ME AND MY MAN BE MAKING LOUD AS NOISES WHEN WE ARE GETTIN DOWN AND NASTY. i THINK THAT THIS WILL COME IN HANDY SO THAT MY NEIGHBORS CAN'T HERE US. i MAKE ANIMAL NOISES! KAMA SUTRA ROCKS!
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04-26-2007, 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by ghettogoth69
GIRRRRLLLL I'MA FOUNA BUY DAT SHIT! ME AND MY MAN BE MAKING LOUD AS NOISES WHEN WE ARE GETTIN DOWN AND NASTY. i THINK THAT THIS WILL COME IN HANDY SO THAT MY NEIGHBORS CAN'T HERE US. i MAKE ANIMAL NOISES! KAMA SUTRA ROCKS!
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Oh. My. Goth.
I am speechless.
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04-26-2007, 09:58 AM
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Ok. Ghettogoth officially isn't real.
Don't even respond.
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04-26-2007, 03:20 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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...there is no Ghettogoth69.
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04-27-2007, 10:40 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
the speeding up would just be shitty.
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Like a Chipmunk song? ROFLMAO 
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04-27-2007, 11:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME!!!!! I want one just to say that I have one. That would make one hell of an addition to my condom collection!!!!!
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04-28-2007, 12:40 AM
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Originally Posted by DarkGentleman
Like a Chipmunk song? ROFLMAO |
lol hahaha thats funny
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04-28-2007, 03:22 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
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Hmmm, what will they think of next? Musical toilet paper?
I wonder if it plays really cheesy 80's porn music and comes with a free fake moustache....?! Ha Ha HA 
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04-28-2007, 05:34 AM
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I really want to know what songs are available. What about "Takin' Care Of Business", for older married couples?
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04-28-2007, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by killer_asian_Dax
THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME!!!!! I want one just to say that I have one. That would make one hell of an addition to my condom collection!!!!!
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Condom collection???!!!
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04-28-2007, 05:57 AM
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I'm worried ...lol
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04-28-2007, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by DarkHeartedDemoness
I really want to know what songs are available. What about "Takin' Care Of Business", for older married couples?
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Oh god yes. HAHAHAHA.
Or some really sad country song.
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05-04-2007, 04:21 PM
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All of a sudden, the music that magically appears during sex scenes in movies is explained . . .
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05-04-2007, 04:51 PM
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I should buy one for Lugosi for his birthday.. OH YES!!! ONE THAT PLAYS BELA LUGOSI'S DEAD!!
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05-04-2007, 04:52 PM
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UNDEAD "ohhhhhhh"
UNDEAD "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
UNDEAD "OHHHHHH!!"
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05-04-2007, 04:55 PM
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Holy shite, that's hilarious and disturbing..
I can only imagine bizarre songs playing.. hehehe, funny images..
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05-05-2007, 04:52 AM
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I foresee stock in Tom Jones' musical library going through th eroof.
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05-05-2007, 10:30 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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I told my step dad about these, and it got to the point where we were talking about a musical condom that plugged into your iPod, which was strapped to the thigh.. XD
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