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05-05-2006, 05:01 PM
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#8651
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: On the planet Skyron in the Galaxy of Andromeda
Posts: 633
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eh, close enough
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Summum ius summa iniuria
Iucunda macula est ex inimici sanguine
Quod sum eris
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05-05-2006, 05:23 PM
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#8652
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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"Deliberate Acts Of Needless Meanness" - page 94 - DEATHWATCH - If you are going to a costume party, dress as the Grim Reaper. Be sure to spend the entire night reminding people of their eventual death. If someone escapes your attention and is having a good time, you and your scythe should get over there and tell these people that they are going to die. Soon.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-05-2006, 05:32 PM
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#8653
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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page 325 - SEX STING - Tease your husband with the promise of kinky sex, and when he's good and hot tell him you are going to be having a form of Tantric Sex that involves no touching. Tell him he has to will himself to orgasm. See if he can.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-05-2006, 05:39 PM
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#8654
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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page 320 - YES, YOUR ASS DOES LOOK BIG - Next time your wife asks you if the dress she is wearing makes her look fat, tell her it's not the dress that makes her look fat, it's the fat that makes her look fat.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-05-2006, 05:46 PM
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#8655
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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last one for now ... page 221 - THE PRESENT TENSE - Ask a close friend for a list of presents that they want for Christmas. Don't buy them anything off that list. Instead, buy them a diet book. And maybe a guide to plastic surgery.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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05-05-2006, 07:07 PM
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#8656
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 1,311
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Meygan Boy, Ohio State's contribution to Playboy's 2004 Girls of the Big Ten, is staying at my hotel tonight. She is hosting Playboy's Cinco de Mayo party down the street.
The goal for tonight? Heh.
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05-05-2006, 11:56 PM
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#8658
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
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Oh no! It's 6/6/06...The world is coming to an end*faints*
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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05-06-2006, 01:03 AM
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#8659
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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oh noes! Whatever shall we dooooo?! Octopi for everyone!
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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05-06-2006, 01:18 AM
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#8660
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
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Let's sacrifice someone to the beast...My KING *hail*
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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05-06-2006, 01:19 AM
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#8661
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: My own private vyrus of lollipops & leave it all behind.
Posts: 182
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Originally Posted by tekajo
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why is it that when they're all messed up & don't have any proffesionals around, they look even BETTER? oh, i know! Because they look like they all just had SEX. No fair. What ever shall the rest of us do?
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"If your lips were sewn shut I'd still hang on your every word. If you can't find the pieces to complete yourself, we'll make our own pieces and we'll make them fit." Raine Kaspar
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05-06-2006, 01:27 AM
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#8662
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Isn't it 5/6/06?? *shrug*
Tekajo.. So that chick is a playboy chick? *blink* Hmm, I'll stick with Victoria's Secret.. *giggle*
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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05-06-2006, 01:30 AM
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#8663
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: My own private vyrus of lollipops & leave it all behind.
Posts: 182
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yeah, it is. 6/6/06 is in June.
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"If your lips were sewn shut I'd still hang on your every word. If you can't find the pieces to complete yourself, we'll make our own pieces and we'll make them fit." Raine Kaspar
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05-06-2006, 01:31 AM
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#8664
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
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Quote:
Sanctus Dei]Isn't it 5/6/06?? *shrug*
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hehe Woops! Anyways we should prepare ourselves
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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05-06-2006, 01:33 AM
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#8665
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: My own private vyrus of lollipops & leave it all behind.
Posts: 182
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heh. I'll be in summer school. I'm safe.
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"If your lips were sewn shut I'd still hang on your every word. If you can't find the pieces to complete yourself, we'll make our own pieces and we'll make them fit." Raine Kaspar
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05-06-2006, 01:36 AM
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#8666
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
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Originally Posted by 6BladesDeep
heh. I'll be in summer school. I'm safe.
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I'll be studying for my official exams Fuck the government!
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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05-06-2006, 01:44 AM
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#8667
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Geez!! So much anger in you miss Queen...
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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05-06-2006, 01:47 AM
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#8668
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: My own private vyrus of lollipops & leave it all behind.
Posts: 182
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Geez!! So much anger in you miss Queen...
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No, I agree with her anger! I have to get to school at 7 every morning for the entire summer! Why can't there be a Summer night school?
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"If your lips were sewn shut I'd still hang on your every word. If you can't find the pieces to complete yourself, we'll make our own pieces and we'll make them fit." Raine Kaspar
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05-06-2006, 01:49 AM
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#8669
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
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Hihi! Raging hormones,time of the month
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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05-06-2006, 01:53 AM
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#8670
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: My own private vyrus of lollipops & leave it all behind.
Posts: 182
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No, I just don't like waking up at 530 to get to school by 7 in the morning to go fiddle with some computer program set at 5th grade level & then go to work after I get out at 12. it sucks. I don't like daylight, it does wierd things to me. Makes me sick.
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"If your lips were sewn shut I'd still hang on your every word. If you can't find the pieces to complete yourself, we'll make our own pieces and we'll make them fit." Raine Kaspar
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05-06-2006, 01:57 AM
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#8671
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Right now in England but I am an American
Posts: 162
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I wish I still got a summer break. I have to work all summer. The guys at work with families get time off to spend with there kids. I have to work. I hate it. But then agine I hate my job!
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05-06-2006, 02:01 AM
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#8672
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: My own private vyrus of lollipops & leave it all behind.
Posts: 182
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heh. Well, this year i'm with you. I have to work & go to school, so I don't get a summer break either.
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"If your lips were sewn shut I'd still hang on your every word. If you can't find the pieces to complete yourself, we'll make our own pieces and we'll make them fit." Raine Kaspar
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05-06-2006, 02:01 AM
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#8673
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 6BladesDeep
No, I just don't like waking up at 530 to get to school by 7 in the morning to go fiddle with some computer program set at 5th grade level & then go to work after I get out at 12. it sucks. I don't like daylight, it does wierd things to me. Makes me sick.
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Well do you want to know about me?!
Ok! I finish school in 3 weeks. Then I have from the 30th of May till June 13 to revise all the material from the beginning of the year in the following subjects: English, french,Arabic, Biology, Physics, Chemistry, Algebra-Geometry, History, Geography and finally Civics. I have exams from the 13th of June till the 17th. Then I have another 2 weeks to revise the material all over again to pass the exams for the government from June 29-2!
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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05-06-2006, 02:03 AM
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#8674
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: My own private vyrus of lollipops & leave it all behind.
Posts: 182
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We don't get the extra time for exams. They're on the last 3 days of school.
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"If your lips were sewn shut I'd still hang on your every word. If you can't find the pieces to complete yourself, we'll make our own pieces and we'll make them fit." Raine Kaspar
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05-06-2006, 02:05 AM
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#8675
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Right now in England but I am an American
Posts: 162
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I am aslo going to work nights. So I wont get to see my wife that much. I will get a little time of when she has the baby. Only a week.
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