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09-20-2008, 05:49 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: No where right now, I attend Job Corps in North Carolina
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Suicide Note
Listen Up Dumbfucks:
Most people kill themselves because of a mental condition. This is true in my case too. The condition I suffer from is that I am not normal, I am not like everyone of you "sane" people.
I am not normal in the sense that I am not like every other one of you brain-dead zombies. I can think. I can reason intelligently. I can observe and learn from life. I can make my own decisions and follow through on them. And I can do these without any aid from celebrities, T.V., radio or MySpace. Unfortunately, every one of you shit-brained lemmings seem to lack these skills and I can't fucking take it any more.
Since everyone else in this world is a fucking retarded drone who revels in their ignorance and unintelligence, I must put an end to my misery. I truly wish I was normal. I wish I could be a fucking retarded sponge like all of you. I wish I could have the same conversations day in and day out about sports, politics and "how about that weather huh?". But I can't.
Sure you'll see this note and say Thumper's the crazy one. You have to it's the only way you can go on thinking you're sane and your pathetic life is meaningful. Go ahead, call me the weirdo like everyone else surely will. Then, return to your happiness of everyday mindless monotony.
My only wish is that the bullet I put into my brain doesn't kill me but only leaves me brain dead. For if ignorance is bliss and everyone of you fuck-for-brains is truly happy, then living a life without a brain stem in a coma, devoid of any cognitive ability must surely be utopia.
Leave My Machine Plugged In You Fucking Retards,
Thumper
P.S. All those gay pornos aren't mine.
P.P.S. And I was superimposed.
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09-20-2008, 06:05 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
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*Yawn*
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Originally Posted by Heavenly_Goth
Listen Up Dumbfucks:
Most people kill themselves because of a mental condition. This is true in my case too. The condition I suffer from is that I am not normal, I am not like everyone of you "sane" people.
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You've done psychoanalysis on every member here, via the PC? Damn! You're good!!
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I am not normal in the sense that I am not like every other one of you brain-dead zombies. I can think.
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I'm spwecial.... Please?? Can I just be special... Give me attention, pweeese!!
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I can observe and learn from life.
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Well done! That puts you amongst such awesome company as, well, the entire animal kingdom! *thumbs up*
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I can make my own decisions and follow through on them. And I can do these without any aid from celebrities, T.V., radio or MySpace. Unfortunately, every one of you shit-brained lemmings seem to lack these skills and I can't fucking take it any more.
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God, you're so cool, I had to ask Trinny & Susannah which shoes to wear today, they're bang on trend with this season's country look!
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Since everyone else in this world is a fucking retarded drone who revels in their ignorance and unintelligence,
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I'd better not post my exam results for, what, the third time? Still not tired of hearing them!
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I wish I could be a fucking retarded sponge like all of you.
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*Hums Spongebob Squarepants theme tune*
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I wish I could have the same conversations day in and day out about sports, politics and "how about that weather huh?". But I can't.
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How about the weather, huh?
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Sure you'll see this note and say Thumper's the crazy one.
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Who the fuck's Thumper??? You're never alone with schizophrenia...
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Go ahead, call me the weirdo like everyone else surely will. Then, return to your happiness of everyday mindless monotony.
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I'm unique and enlightened.. blah blah....
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My only wish is that the bullet I put into my brain doesn't kill me but only leaves me brain dead.
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Your superior intelligence should tell you the chances of that are pretty slim.
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For if ignorance is bliss and everyone of you fuck-for-brains is truly happy, then living a life without a brain stem in a coma, devoid of any cognitive ability must surely be utopia.
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Sure, I've heard they have cookies there.
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Leave My Machine Plugged In You Fucking Retards,
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Now, that kind of language isn't going to get what you want, is it?
Oh, so you're now Thumper.
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P.S. All those gay pornos aren't mine.
P.P.S. And I was superimposed.
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Pardon?
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'The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.' - Salvador Dali
Pie Jesu domine..... Donna eis requiem - *thwack*
'To become truly immortal, a work of art must escape all human limits: logic and common sense will only interfere. But once these barriers are broken, it will enter the realms of childhood visions and dreams.' - Giorgio de Chirico
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09-20-2008, 06:09 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: South, far far south
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I am not normal in the sense that I am not like every other one of you brain-dead zombies. I can think. I can reason intelligently. I can observe and learn from life. I can make my own decisions and follow through on them. And I can do these without any aid from celebrities, T.V., radio or MySpace. Unfortunately, every one of you shit-brained lemmings seem to lack these skills and I can't fucking take it any more.
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You sound fucking awesome. You should definitely stick around and breed up the intelligence levels of this planet.
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09-20-2008, 06:11 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Cumbria, United Kingdom
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Originally Posted by Atom Kat
You sound fucking awesome. You should definitely stick around and breed up the intelligence levels of this planet.
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Please be being sarcastic.
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'The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.' - Salvador Dali
Pie Jesu domine..... Donna eis requiem - *thwack*
'To become truly immortal, a work of art must escape all human limits: logic and common sense will only interfere. But once these barriers are broken, it will enter the realms of childhood visions and dreams.' - Giorgio de Chirico
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09-20-2008, 06:35 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Jesus Fucking Christ. Four of the five threads in the top of this section are "suicide notes"
Way to go in being different than "shit-brained lemmings"
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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09-20-2008, 06:45 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Florida
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So true Jillian. About 5 minutes ago I found myself laughing at this so hard I couldn't breathe.
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09-21-2008, 01:15 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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I think this is supposed to be a work of fiction.
I'm going to continue thinking that, no matter how much evidence to the contrary should present itself, because if I don't, I'll lose my tenuous grip on sanity.
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09-21-2008, 02:01 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Oh, I think it's fiction.
Which makes it even worse.
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09-21-2008, 08:23 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
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Later, dude.
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09-21-2008, 10:14 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
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Being bitter is fun.
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09-25-2008, 08:55 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: The Twilight Zone
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Now people post online suicide notes?
Whats wrong with society?
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09-25-2008, 09:13 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Originally Posted by Draconysius
Being bitter is fun.
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Yeah. Now fuck off.
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09-25-2008, 10:21 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 2,629
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Liusaidh: Good one.
Heavenly Goth: You've just been O'tooled (Joe Cartoon rules)
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09-26-2008, 12:35 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
Posts: 1,750
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Originally Posted by Heavenly_Goth
Listen Up Dumbfucks:
Most people kill themselves because of a mental condition. This is true in my case too. The condition I suffer from is that I am not normal, I am not like everyone of you "sane" people.
I am not normal in the sense that I am not like every other one of you brain-dead zombies. I can think. I can reason intelligently. I can observe and learn from life. I can make my own decisions and follow through on them. And I can do these without any aid from celebrities, T.V., radio or MySpace. Unfortunately, every one of you shit-brained lemmings seem to lack these skills and I can't fucking take it any more.
Since everyone else in this world is a fucking retarded drone who revels in their ignorance and unintelligence, I must put an end to my misery. I truly wish I was normal. I wish I could be a fucking retarded sponge like all of you. I wish I could have the same conversations day in and day out about sports, politics and "how about that weather huh?". But I can't.
Sure you'll see this note and say Thumper's the crazy one. You have to it's the only way you can go on thinking you're sane and your pathetic life is meaningful. Go ahead, call me the weirdo like everyone else surely will. Then, return to your happiness of everyday mindless monotony.
My only wish is that the bullet I put into my brain doesn't kill me but only leaves me brain dead. For if ignorance is bliss and everyone of you fuck-for-brains is truly happy, then living a life without a brain stem in a coma, devoid of any cognitive ability must surely be utopia.
Leave My Machine Plugged In You Fucking Retards,
Thumper
P.S. All those gay pornos aren't mine.
P.P.S. And I was superimposed.
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I'm quoting Marilyn Manson for this, "Every time I hear someone is going to kill themselves over something stupid, I really hope they do, just so we can have one less fucking idiot on this planet." It's a touch paraphrased.
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Because before too long there'll be nothing left alive, not a creature on the land or sea, a bird in the sky. They'll be shot, harpooned, eaten, and hunted too much, vivisected by the clever men who prove that there's no such things as a fair world with live and let live. The Royal family go hunting, what an example to give to the people they lead and that don't include me, I've seen enough pain and torture of those who can't speak...
- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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11-10-2008, 05:42 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Under a pile of red satin sheets.
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Can i stick doritos in your bullet wound?
But jeebus...
Seriously you need a hobby besides moping and writing pathetic, suckmydickimfuckingbetterthandatshitniggz suicide noted.
How about being racist?
the kids at my school love it.
Everyone's got misery little biddy. Don't think you're any different.
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11-10-2008, 07:17 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by Dr. Unicorn
Can i stick doritos in your bullet wound?
But jeebus...
Seriously you need a hobby besides moping and writing pathetic, suckmydickimfuckingbetterthandatshitniggz suicide noted.
How about being racist?
the kids at my school love it.
Everyone's got misery little biddy. Don't think you're any different.
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1. Almost two months have passed, meaning that: A) the OP is gone, and B) since you have nothing funny or clever to add, there was NO reason to bump this thread. Ergo, telling the OP he needs a hobby is entirely hypocritical, as your post is even less productive than his.
2. Shut up. You don't know anything.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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11-10-2008, 07:41 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
1. Almost two months have passed, meaning that: A) the OP is gone, and B) since you have nothing funny or clever to add, there was NO reason to bump this thread. Ergo, telling the OP he needs a hobby is entirely hypocritical, as your post is even less productive than his.
2. Shut up. You don't know anything.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NENK3ILEIho
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11-10-2008, 10:16 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Between Fascination and Fear
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This thread needs to die.
Remember kids, every time usually sane and reasonable person participates in petty, juvenile squabbling, a vampire bat loses it's wings. 
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"I am a citizen of the universe!"
- Porucík Servadac, Na Komete (1970)
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11-10-2008, 05:42 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Under a pile of red satin sheets.
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Originally Posted by Apathy's_Child
1. Almost two months have passed, meaning that: A) the OP is gone, and B) since you have nothing funny or clever to add, there was NO reason to bump this thread. Ergo, telling the OP he needs a hobby is entirely hypocritical, as your post is even less productive than his.
2. Shut up. You don't know anything.
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Lumpy, you're just responding to me because you don't like me. You really don't care wether or not the thread dies. You just want to be a spiteful ass.
Besides, the topic was on the top of the list. Forgive me for being a n00b.
Sourpuss. It's not my fault your only life is on the internet.
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11-10-2008, 06:15 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
I'm quoting Marilyn Manson for this, "Every time I hear someone is going to kill themselves over something stupid, I really hope they do, just so we can have one less fucking idiot on this planet." It's a touch paraphrased.
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Hahaha! So true!
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11-11-2008, 09:47 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
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Originally Posted by Dr. Unicorn
Lumpy, you're just responding to me because you don't like me. You really don't care wether or not the thread dies. You just want to be a spiteful ass.
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How is my telling you you're being a dick for not only posting in a dead thread, but doing it simply to say things that have been said months and with a greater degree of articulacy by other posters, more spiteful than THIS:
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Can i stick doritos in your bullet wound?
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Please, enlighten me.
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Originally Posted by Dr. Unicorn
Besides, the topic was on the top of the list. Forgive me for being a n00b.
Sourpuss. It's not my fault your only life is on the internet.
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Seriously, why do people always pull this one out of their ass when they're unable to defend themselves with logic? "Oh, well clearly you have no life outside the internet."
You yourself have bumped an old thread to tell someone they suck, and started a new one to tell off Meyers fans (the latter being the absolute height of redundancy around here, since they tend to get a bashing as and when they emerge). Yet I'M the one with no life? If I'm on, then one of two things is happening - either I'm at work, or I can't sleep.
Actually, stick around - reading your posts numbs my brain to the point that little z's start emerging.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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