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01-23-2006, 07:24 AM
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#1076
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
Now I KNOW Mortalis is back in the groove!
It's been a run of slow days with no sexsational (adjective courtesy of Kerova) updates from you, hun.
Now you know that I too live vicariously through your exploits and conquests ... since my adventures have tamed out a bit recently.
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well 12 hour sex fest with the ex does not leave much time for g.net
sorry guys, i'll try to pick up my game a little.
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01-23-2006, 07:30 AM
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#1077
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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Ex-sex?
*shudders*
Ussually better than one-nighters, but so many icky strings are commonly attached...
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01-23-2006, 07:39 AM
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#1078
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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it's oh so complicated.
we are ex's cos neither are ready for a commitment but we keep ending up together then freaking out when it gets too serious and run away for a month or two then we get back for a bit.
it's odd i know.
but the odd thing is he doesn't sleep with others when we're apart.
hmmmmmm...............
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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01-23-2006, 07:47 AM
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#1079
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,055
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Great sex, but oh, the strings... 
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01-23-2006, 08:18 AM
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#1080
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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TStone - Well, it emphasizes the silliness of my original post.
I surely hope you didn't for one second believe I would truly want to see such a thing. Nay, never! No more than I want to see the reputed Donkey act in Puero Rico or experience a glory hole anywhere.
However, I can't help wonder if business wouldn't be a bit brisker at the bank if they made change that way. (Just kidding!)
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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01-23-2006, 08:48 AM
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#1081
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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Originally Posted by TStone
This myth of giving a dollah and getting back change has been forever in circulation, and if it is true...I really don’t want to see the woman, or visit the establishment, where one dollah is just too much money to view the pink maw.
In any currency that’s just...ew.
For instance; Man slips a shinny new Galleon in woman’s garter and gets up.
Stripper “Hold on gov’nah! You’ve got change coming!”
Man “Err, hu?”
Stripper “Change, gov’nah. You gave me entirely too much money, and my snapper’s not worth it. Be a good bloke and hold out your hand.”
Man holds out hand, stripper squeezes out three Sickles, and two Bronze Knuts.
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Now I ask you, is that a pretty picture?
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That's hot three different ways. I'll leave it to someone else to name them off.
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01-23-2006, 09:13 AM
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#1082
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Originally Posted by TStone
Man holds out hand, stripper squeezes out three Sickles, and two Bronze Knuts. …Now I ask you, is that a pretty picture?
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hell yeah! it's an awesome picture. i don't think i'd want to catch them as they fell out, but i'd sure as shit film it if i could.
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01-23-2006, 09:20 AM
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#1083
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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remember when you were a kid and used to peek through knot-holes in a fence to see what was on the other side? well, times have changed now that we're older.
imagine being a man and poking your most tell-tale of male parts through that knot-hole with the expectation that a receptive woman will be on the other end with her mouth wide. that same mouth brings you to glory...
by the way - beautiful butt you got there, precious beauty.
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01-23-2006, 10:02 AM
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#1084
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
K, so I saw "The Sweetest Thing", and I saw the reference to a Glory Hole, but for some reason, I just never got it! What is a glory hole?
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Originally Posted by edible_eye
imagine being a man and poking your most tell-tale of male parts through that knot-hole with the expectation that a receptive woman will be on the other end with her mouth wide. that same mouth brings you to glory...
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Although in some cases there's no guarantee what's on the other side of the hole ... could be a woman's mouth ... could be a woman's more private parts ... could be a guy's mouth ... in fact, there is a segment of the glory hole phenomena that is advertised as being strictly gay. Not that I know anything more than I read.
I once saw an amatuer video filmed by a young woman in an adult bookstore where she took on a series of faceless, unknown guys through a glory hole. Some she handled orally, a couple she mounted (yes, she seemed fairly limber and had a chair to balance against) ... probably 6 or 8 guys in total that she finished off. Either it was made well before the current era of STD and aids awareness or she knew and had tested everyone in advance or she was just extremely reckless.
Regardless, it actually proved to be very un-sexy ... and I had really expected it to be more erotic that it was.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-23-2006, 01:05 PM
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#1085
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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What? How could it possibly be erotic thinking about someone sucking on you threw a hole? Wouldnt you rather be able to see them and atleast be able to think that you might get some when shes done? Or is that a girl thing, thinking about getting sex in the middle of oral.
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01-23-2006, 03:34 PM
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#1086
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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That's kinda what it is ... adding an element of the unknown to sex is similar to the dark excitement that exhibitionism adds.
I read a story once about a guy who met a woman in an online chat room. After discovering that they had similar tastes, they arranged a meeting for some purely recreational sex. She checked into a hotel room, undressed, turned out the lights, left the door slightly ajar and went to bed. At an agreed upon time, he silently entered the hotel room (leaving the lights out), took off his clothes and climbed into the bed. They had mad, passionate sex ... then he got up, got dressed and left. They never knew who each other was (other than the anonymous internet chat handles) and that masquerade is what made the sex so exciting to them.
Society would frown on this, and it is not for everyone, but I don't have a problem with them doing it so long as they both are safe. They used condoms, and she at least had notified friends where she was and what she was doing. But yes, I also consider it very risky behavior.
This is kinda like what a glory hole is like ... the anonymity of the partner is part of the charge. Definitely not for everone.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-23-2006, 03:52 PM
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#1087
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 1,388
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Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
This is kinda like what a glory hole is like ... the anonymity of the partner is part of the charge. Definitely not for everone.
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*nods* I wouldn't like that, I need to know some things about a partner before even thinking about doing anything of that nature with them.
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01-23-2006, 08:49 PM
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#1088
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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I agree I have to know some about the person first, but understand the excitement of not knowing. I think the hotel room thing would be fun but not the whole thing. Then again this maybe due to the fact that I wont give head.
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01-23-2006, 09:13 PM
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#1089
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Primative Macedonia
Posts: 683
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What ever happened to porking in the back of the family van with a bottle of cheap wine (you payed a bum to buy), fast food and REO Speedwagon?
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01-23-2006, 09:21 PM
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#1090
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Originally Posted by TStone
Erg…Kegels…but what about the guys who can not only hang a full on wet towel from their tool, but lift it…lift it…lift it and flip it over their shoulders?
Is there some type of award for that?
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Yes, there cetainly should be!
DAYUM!
Nice ass, Xng.
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01-23-2006, 10:01 PM
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#1091
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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Shit I want to see someone do that.
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01-23-2006, 10:10 PM
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#1092
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by Manimal
Oh yeah...
I have hung towels from my uh... you know. It's always good for a laugh or ten.
Grandma always loved that trick.
I haven't quite gotten the flipping them to my shoulder bit yet, though.
I think my aim might be a bit off... they keep getting stuck on the cieling.  |
Yeah Baby, no one ever needs a Coat Rack when you're nearby..
Uhh, but you never told me Grandma liked your Towel trick the best.
I thought you said it was your Eyebrow Licking Ability that made her smile the most...
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01-24-2006, 01:56 AM
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#1093
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Eyebrow licking ab-
.... What is he, a Gene Simmons clone?!?! *awestruck*
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01-24-2006, 02:22 AM
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#1094
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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Thats just so not erotic.
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01-24-2006, 02:33 AM
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#1095
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Oh but imagine other things he could lick with that tongue. I'm jealous.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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01-24-2006, 02:49 AM
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#1096
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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Then get your ass up here and see me! j/k
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01-24-2006, 02:59 AM
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#1097
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Dallas, TX.....Like you even give a damn.
Posts: 1,210
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Hey, I wish I had that kind of tongue. Gene Simmons is a lucky guy. Or rather should I say, the women that sleep with Gene are lucky girls.
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TwistedKitsune: I like broccoli too! Just not when it's thrown out a window at my back by an ornery 5 year old...
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01-24-2006, 03:17 AM
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#1098
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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Lol Why cant everyone be that good? I had a really good friend I see on a regular basis admit to me that hes not that good with his tonge. This surprized me because Im able to admit things on here easier than I could in person. In person Id be way to embaressed, I dont have a face to picture on here and I dont have to see their reaction so its not as embaressing to admit stuff on here. You know what I mean?
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01-24-2006, 05:43 AM
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#1099
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Originally Posted by TheKorovaMilkbar
Eyebrow licking ab-
.... What is he, a Gene Simmons clone?!?! *awestruck*
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You're assuming this ability implies he's licking his own eyebrows. What if he's just really good at licking other people's eyebrows.
That wouldn't be so hot, now would it?
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-24-2006, 09:54 AM
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#1100
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: PA
Posts: 145
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Hey whatever they like. Thats between them. Personaly no it would be and I've had people do stuff like that. Its gross!
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