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11-06-2009, 06:55 PM
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My Least Favorite Things
Okay, so if this is already out there in thread form, just bite me.
Today I got at least three phone calls from the same person who called me yesterday, and the day before, etc. Reminded me of the song from 'Mary Poppins' -- "My Favorite Things", i.e. one of my LEAST favorite things is people who call you on a wrong number, and then keep calling you BACK like they think that if they call you enough times you will actually turn into the person they were trying to reach originally. (Duh).
Okay, so that's just one of my 'beefs' or least favorite things, along with ketsup and mustard packets that squirt you in the eye, people who dump coffee on you and those twits who, if you trip (instead of simply helping you up) make cutesy comments like, "Have an accident?" to which you want to reply, "No thanks, I already had one."
Okay, so what's your beef/s? :<
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11-06-2009, 07:50 PM
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Fuck everyone that has food on their plate and a roof over their heads complaining about shit.
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11-06-2009, 09:45 PM
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Fuck Mir. Fuck him right in the food on my plate.
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11-07-2009, 07:25 PM
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Okay. Added two new LFT's (least favorite things today). One, when I post something without checking it out first and set myself up to get flamed (duh) and two, when the cops tailgate you to try and scare you into doing something stupid, so they can ticket you.
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11-10-2009, 03:49 PM
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People who make you pay all their rent and then kick you out.
Oh, and a back that hurts so much you can't move.
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11-10-2009, 04:09 PM
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Blunt trauma to the testicles.
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11-10-2009, 06:41 PM
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Join Date: May 2009
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Stale Potato Chips! Stale BLOODY Potato Chips!!!
I HATE STALE POTATO CHIPS!!!!
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11-10-2009, 07:00 PM
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I hate stupid idiots who like to hit they're brakes on the fucking highway when theres not fucking reason to do so.
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11-10-2009, 07:02 PM
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Mississippi
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11-10-2009, 07:11 PM
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I'll counter that with Alabama.
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11-10-2009, 07:15 PM
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I don't know about that. I've been to Mobile recently and it's looking a lot better than Biloxi. Not to mention Mississippi comes in last in education and first in obesity.
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11-10-2009, 07:38 PM
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Split the difference and call it "Arkansas".
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11-10-2009, 07:43 PM
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Being chewed out by your boss, and reminded that if I wind up with a pink slip she'll still be employed -- and chewing out my replacement. (Not to mention driving by me and smirking while I sit on the sidewalk with a cardboard sign that reads, "Will work for food").
Oh, and saying goodbye to you guys until I get back on track at work. It's been fun while it lasted, however -- but, I need the paycheck. I've got a hungry landlady to support. Catch you folks on the rebound.
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11-10-2009, 08:49 PM
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I hate it when I am driving the speed limit and some asswipe has to speed up, then merges into the lane in front of me only to slow down to a speed 5-10 mph slower than the speed limit, which forces me to slow down. Inevitably I have to go around them, and sometimes the jackanapes will speed up when they notice I'm trying to pass them to prevent it. It's a bloody stupid bit of territorialism in a place and time where myopic thinking like that causes accidents.
Also, I hate those wankers who cut in front of you with 6 inches of clearance between their rear bumper and your front one. Especially the ones who are making a last minute cut over because they are about to miss their exit and forgot to get in the right lane earlier. These dangerous fucks deserve to die in a horrible flaming wreck of their own making ... but the dickheads shouldn't involve anyone else!
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11-10-2009, 10:28 PM
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My least favorite thing? The body's need for sleep. What a fucking waste of time!
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11-10-2009, 10:38 PM
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I hate when the person you're dating says they "need to talk". It always turns out bad.
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11-11-2009, 12:18 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice
I hate when the person you're dating says they "need to talk". It always turns out bad.
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Sex on MDMA makes everything better, trust me.
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11-11-2009, 12:28 AM
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Not really. I've officially been half-dumped.
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11-11-2009, 12:32 AM
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Ah, that kind of sucks. Good luck and all that make you feel good stuff.
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11-11-2009, 12:34 AM
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Well I'm not quite dumped yet, but I figure in a week or so it'll all fall apart. Thanks. I'm gonna go sob into a bowl of Cocoa Puffs and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
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11-11-2009, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Still Jack
Sex on MDMA makes everything better, trust me.
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Actually this is true. With me, the loved-up feeling lasts for several days after the actual high has worn off. I don't know why that is.
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11-11-2009, 01:50 AM
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For me it lasts for about 12 hours or so after the actual high. Everybody reacts slightly differently to the drug anyway, so naturally different people will experience it differently...
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11-11-2009, 07:46 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jaye Jang
Oh, and saying goodbye to you guys until I get back on track at work. It's been fun while it lasted, however -- but, I need the paycheck. I've got a hungry landlady to support. Catch you folks on the rebound.
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People who start new threads covering things that there are already threads for, and then abandoning then halfway through the first page!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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11-11-2009, 07:47 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice
Not really. I've officially been half-dumped.
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After your previous posts I had a thought, but I'm still saddened to hear this. I'm sorry it's come to this ... or more exactly, I'm sorry that someone you've become so emotionally invested in thinks so little of you.
I do know one thing for certain. You deserve better.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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11-11-2009, 09:05 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice
I hate when the person you're dating says they "need to talk". It always turns out bad.
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The same thing applies to your boss. Trust me.
Okay, Ben. This thread is not Rant III. It started out as a simple list of things that are your least favorite things. Not everyday rants. It got preempted by my job, because I get called into work whenever there's a backlog, shortage of warm bodies, or simply a crisis -- then I get blamed for same, because my boss thinks my middle name is 'scapegoat'. Go figure. In the meantime, I do the job because: 1. I'm trained to do that. 2. I need a job. 3. I really like having a roof over my head, and, 4. I occasionally even like to eat. Capice.
If you don't ever have to work two jobs, back-to-back shifts, like I do, don't. It's bad for everything from your health to your attitude. Okay.
So to make you happy, my least favorite things: (Then I REALLY have to go to work). Okay. 1. Bosses who scream at you because you are a convenient target.
2. Bosses (and coworkers) who take their insecurities and inadequacies out on you -- simply because they can.
3. Economies that are so bad you have to work in crappy places like that because you need the money.
4. Having to support 'everyone' but yourself (i.e. landlords, utility companies, bill collectors, tax collectors, etc.).
5. People who try to keep you from getting to work just so they can get you fired. (Had that happen before).
6. People who can't get it through their heads that when you have a job, you can't 'hang out' on the web (including 'fun' sites like G.net), or you will wind up homeless (which means no Internet access, etc.).
7. Cops who tailgate you and try to harrass you into a ticket you don't need and cannot afford.
8. Ketchup and mustard packets that squirt on you, especially at work where you cannot change your clothes.
9. Noisy, nosey, rude, inconsiderate, smart-alecky, and otherwise obnoxious people.
10. Not having enough time to do what I want with my life -- ever -- because I'm ALWAYS too busy working (so I can 'support' the above-mentioned people).
11. People who shoot decent hardworking people just because THEY have some kind of personality disorder (i.e. Columbine, etc. and now Ft. Hood), and, yes, just for you, Ben,
12. People who start threads and then leave them hanging.
There. Does that work? If so, I have to go pay some bills, and then go to work. (Sorry about the 'tude, dude, but my boss makes a habit of writing us up every payday, just so we don't enjoy ourselves too much. You think SHE might have a 'tude, dude, or is it just me?).
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