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09-14-2005, 09:02 AM
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#2326
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Originally Posted by 1TOOMANY
Hilarious, I laughed so hard I started choking.
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I'm just guessing..
But I bet the reason you choked, is that you have no lips..
Just a thought..
This should help..
*Cues Dramatic Music*
In honor of SOB:
Behold, the SPANDEX TOE!!!
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09-14-2005, 09:27 AM
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#2327
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Who's the dude in lycra?
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09-15-2005, 11:22 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom
Who's the dude in lycra?
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It's not the dude, it's the Cameltoe ON the dude..
Capisce?
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09-15-2005, 11:24 AM
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#2329
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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And pray tell: what the hell is a cameltoe?
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09-15-2005, 11:25 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: England
Posts: 89
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom
And pray tell: what the hell is a cameltoe?
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Google - Image - Cameltoe
You'll find out soon enough !
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09-15-2005, 11:31 AM
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#2331
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Oh, it's the look women and castrated men achieve when they pull their trousers up to their armpits.
I get it now...
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09-15-2005, 11:33 AM
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#2332
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom
And pray tell: what the hell is a cameltoe?
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LOL
Oh cmon you guys don't call it a Camel Toe there??
Oh Hell, okay...
What is a camel toe ?
camel toe is the tight V shape made by her panties or tight fitting shorts and jeans.
Notice the way it shows off the crotch?
Well, that's a CAMEL TOE or cameltoe.
What cause's a camel toe ?
Officially that issue is still open to debate. Some say
camel toe is caused from wearing very tight clothing, or excessive
Intercourse. :-), etc. But really the issue is the labia's or Testicles them selves being to long or asymmetrically shaped, and of course tight clothing is only going too enhance the cameltoes appearance.
Is showing your camel toe a Bad thing?
Of course not. Just as many women have one Breast that is
slightly larger than the other one, or men have one testicle larger than the other.
Personally at camel toe we feel if a woman or a man has a cameltoe.
She/He should show it off. Because NOW having a camel toe is
a trendy thing. Just as pet rocks and mood rings use to be.
Then we also have:
http://ratemycameltoe.com
And:
www.cameltoe.org
Which is one of my friggin favorites. Thats some seriously funny shit..
Now that you understand what a " Cameltoe " is, look again at the picture of the dude in Lycra, and check out his " Cameltoe "..
Am I getting through now?
Hello?
Is this thing on?
This educational bulletin was brought to you by the letter C!!
C is for Cameltoe!
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09-15-2005, 11:36 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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ok ok I got it already! :P
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09-15-2005, 11:41 AM
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#2334
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Join Date: Jan 2004
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Ph33R the Toe!!
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09-15-2005, 11:43 AM
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#2335
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: England
Posts: 89
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
Ph33R the Toe!!
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* Begins to remove his eyeballs*
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09-15-2005, 11:58 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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I think there's a schlong missing there somewhere....well...he can do the high pitch notes, I'll bet...
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09-15-2005, 06:27 PM
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#2337
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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I still want a sewing machine and a nice serger so I can make all sorts of pretty clothes.
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09-15-2005, 06:50 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
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e_p_s - you are a GODDESS.
thank you.
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09-15-2005, 07:43 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
Posts: 1,073
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Looks like Pacman forgot his dentures though.
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"No - it's more like - wow, isn't enlightenment great?" - Doug Henning
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09-15-2005, 11:16 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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I seem to be posting a whole lot. -_-*
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09-16-2005, 09:09 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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i don't know why i'm sitting at this computer - i've gotta finish getting ready. we're leaving for the cape later. guess i should get up and do something...
yeah. i really should...
yup...
oh, hey - my wife got a pedicure. maybe i'll go play with her feet.
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09-16-2005, 09:28 AM
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#2342
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Another state of mind...
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Brains for dinner, Brains for lunch, Brains for breakfast, Brains for brunch, Brains is all we ever get why can't we have some guts.
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09-16-2005, 09:46 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Another state of mind...
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Oh yeah EPS, nice Camel Bros.
Uggghhh...
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09-16-2005, 02:03 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: In the books I read.
Posts: 88
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Quote:
Originally Posted by winged_dreams
I still want a sewing machine and a nice serger so I can make all sorts of pretty clothes.
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Ahhh, a serger... that would be so nice...
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09-16-2005, 06:31 PM
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#2345
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Winnsboro, LA
Posts: 372
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I heart The Cure.
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09-16-2005, 08:02 PM
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#2346
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 554
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Fuck my stuck up in law if she thinks a classic pleated skirt wouldn't look nice on an updated flapper style dress. Its my design, you cockmuchers.
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09-16-2005, 08:07 PM
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#2347
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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Yeah! Go soul! You show them! ^^
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09-17-2005, 10:22 AM
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#2348
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,059
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Damn. Feels like I'm all alone on these boards during the daytime... Being in a different timezone kinda sucks.
*walks around forlornly, kicking a pebble*
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09-17-2005, 10:34 AM
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#2349
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pitseleh
Damn. Feels like I'm all alone on these boards during the daytime... Being in a different timezone kinda sucks.
*walks around forlornly, kicking a pebble*
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Actually, I just crawled out of bed and found my way to this:
Quote:
Originally Posted by pitseleh
You asked us to "share your story", and you did so by giving a jumbled account of a pathetic mall-"persecution" scene, littered with spelling errors so grave it looked like you wrote it with mittens on.
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And promptly spit Coffee all over my monitor..
And at this rate, your sexzie ass is going to owe me a new one..
Fucking Funnee..
Mittens..
It's even funnier cause it's TRUE!!
Sniffle..
*Wipes the tears away*
Now where did I put my Straitjacket?
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09-17-2005, 11:05 AM
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#2350
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 28
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It's my first Saturday evening over a long time, when I'm staying home.
I'm bored, but I'm too tired to go out. Today I came home at six in the morning, slept a lot, read a book and now I'm here. Routine kills, I need something ... more.
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