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12-15-2005, 04:39 PM
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In my dirty girlie fantasies they sure did..
*Blush*
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12-15-2005, 07:20 PM
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#77
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Another state of mind...
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Montana where men are men and the women are too.
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12-15-2005, 07:21 PM
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#78
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Join Date: Aug 2005
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Honest Officer I was only helping the sheep over the fence.
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12-15-2005, 07:27 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Batcave, Australia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by AlKilyu
She's fibbing because she is nice and wants to make me feel better. Trust me there is nothing here of astetic value.
I am one hell of a boyfriend, however. I read a quiz once someone emailed to me, something like "26 Things The Perfect Guy Does" and the only two that I failed were gving up drugs for love (I'd have to do them first) and giving you (the female) the remote when the game is on (sports to me is like sex: I don't want to watch someone else have all the fun!) but I appriciate the love anyways!
dreamforthedead admit it; I'm just a greencard to you aren't I?
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*shifty eyes* Me? Noooo.... hehehe I just wanted "good" "clean" "walt disney" *shudders* fun
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12-15-2005, 08:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Hahaha thats so funny hehehe
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12-15-2005, 09:07 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
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Opps. It's meant to be in the "Spooky News" section.
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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12-15-2005, 09:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Umm.. *thinks* its here because...we are discussing why its.. um... not illegal?? Does anyone remember thatthing with the Gerbils a couple of years ago in Hollywood? All these people were getting tubes and shoving them up their butts and makeing Gerbils run around in there. No joke, sometimes the tube broke or fell out or whatever and they had to go to the hospital because the poor animal was still in there.
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
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and this vanity I'm breaking
lets me live my life like this..."
'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-15-2005, 10:10 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Whats a Red State?
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
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'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-15-2005, 10:18 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Ahhhhh it makes sense now. We arent split up like that politically (for the vast majority of the Aussie public) we all hate John Howad. We only vote for him because the other partys just as bad.
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
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'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-16-2005, 11:15 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Santarea
... here, in assfuck, Missouri, we're a conservative red state. We frown upon pony fornication. Y'all should be married.
Damned dirty liberals believe that equines need love, too.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha! That is the single funniest thing I have read here in a while!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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12-18-2005, 10:35 AM
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Location: Portland, Oregon
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rockandrose
Did Beauty and the Beast ever have sex?
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Indeed they did. My parents had the porno movie to prove it and I watched it over and over again after I discovered it. Beauty and the Beast. It wasn't the same verision of the story I was used to as a young child but then I was 12 when I first saw it and so really appreciated the new interpretation of the timeless classic.
Incidentally, the Beast was a dribbler not a shooter - go figure.
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12-18-2005, 07:54 PM
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#87
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Batcave, Australia
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*Falls off chair* I think I've seen that! Was there a long pipe, some Cocaine and that Teapot invovled?
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
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and this vanity I'm breaking
lets me live my life like this..."
'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-18-2005, 08:02 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
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What???????????
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12-18-2005, 08:36 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
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'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-18-2005, 09:21 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: australia, WA
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THAT'S SICK AND TWISTED! Having anal with a fucking horse. Please excuse me while I vomit and laugh at the same time.
The horse got it's own back and did a favour for the community. That sick, lonely freak got what he deserved.
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12-19-2005, 06:26 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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death by horse anal.
the old folk in his town got a surprising chuckle while checking out the obits the next morning, i'm sure.
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12-19-2005, 07:30 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Batcave, Australia
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Hey if its like any other town I've been to the local kids would probably think it's a trend and buy horses to 'ride'
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
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and this vanity I'm breaking
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'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-19-2005, 08:03 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Batcave, Australia
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Unless his father was a horse, or a donkey. Donkeys are more fun!
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
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and this vanity I'm breaking
lets me live my life like this..."
'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-19-2005, 08:28 PM
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12-19-2005, 08:35 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: The Batcave, Australia
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I suppose... HEY! How do YOU know it's easier??
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
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'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-20-2005, 05:16 AM
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#96
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Join Date: Jul 2004
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true love. together forever. see all that white stuff?
hmmmm?
hmmmmm?
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12-20-2005, 05:54 AM
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You are a very, very depraved man, E.
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12-20-2005, 04:14 PM
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#98
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Edible you are awesome... ahhh here I go... Edible sometimes you ARE the sex heeheehee
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"The amount of pills I'm taking
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and this vanity I'm breaking
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'Honey, this mirror isn't big enough for the two of us'
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12-20-2005, 04:15 PM
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#99
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
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WRONG!
E_E is always the Sex Beast.
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12-20-2005, 04:48 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Maybe, just maybe, edible is Beauty and the beasts love child... It would explain alot heeheehee
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