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03-15-2006, 06:38 PM
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#6176
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
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So do I! I'll take a picture when I'm wearing them. They are coming from Australia so it'll take a few days at least to get here.
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03-15-2006, 08:21 PM
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#6177
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-15-2006, 08:28 PM
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#6178
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
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That's FUNNY! It reminds me of an actual conversation I had with my Mum one time. There was a girl at my school named Tru. I was trying to tell my Mum something Tru had told me and she asked who had said it. I said "Tru". She said "yes, I know it's true, but who told you?" and so the conversation went on and around in circles.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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03-15-2006, 08:34 PM
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#6179
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Columbus,Ohio
Posts: 404
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It's funny,but you didn't write that.
I already got yelled at for not including a source.
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03-15-2006, 08:38 PM
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#6180
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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This brought tears to my eyes and sickness to my stomache.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-15-2006, 08:40 PM
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#6181
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Columbus,Ohio
Posts: 404
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Originally Posted by tenet_2012
brought tears to my eyes and sickness to my stomache.
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Is that supposed to be funny??
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03-15-2006, 08:43 PM
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#6182
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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The link you fucking idiot.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-15-2006, 08:44 PM
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#6183
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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He was talking about the link Reject. And the story the link leads to is tragic. Don't take things so personally.
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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03-15-2006, 08:53 PM
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#6184
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Columbus,Ohio
Posts: 404
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
No, Reject is uber sensitive whenever someone mentions alcohol...
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Bullshit,I just don't enjoy looking at photos of corpses(Ha! That's funny)
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He probably had a problem with it, or someone close to him did, or was hurt by someone who did.
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Funny how I already told you about that.
Oh well,get back to your spring break party.
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03-15-2006, 09:03 PM
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#6185
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Columbus,Ohio
Posts: 404
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Finally! Now that she's put me on "Ignore",I wont have to listen to that yapping 24/7 Talk about annoying as all Hell.
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03-15-2006, 09:13 PM
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#6186
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Ahhh... so anxious I was becoming, not anymore...
Tsk, Tsk, Tsk... Bunny Boy, I think you lost your personality somewhere between sarcasm and bullshit. Take a step break tighty whitey... purchase yourself some KY, masturbate a night or two and come back chilled, maybe yank those fingers from your narrow ass trail before they lose their way home.
Seriously, the girl is making valid conversation, there was no need to slap her in the face... your 'random observation' was malicious and you know it. No need to flash your ego just to prove you have a cock... besides photos and a ruler do a much better job.
(But of course actually having a cock is an essential part of that equation...ya dig?)
Angel Doll, sorry about the boyfriend... but it's a good time to step back and concentrate on your own life. I know it hurts though.
Winged... I'm really sorry for your friend.. I don't have much to say beyond the fact that I'm happy he has you to lean on..
Ben and EPS.... I know who might be first on my list... *evil grin*
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-15-2006, 09:25 PM
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#6187
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Columbus,Ohio
Posts: 404
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Seriously, the girl is making valid conversation, there was no need to slap her in the face... your 'random observation' was malicious and you know it.
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Of course it was supposed to rude.
I mean,the whole "group hug" sessions are pretty lame at best.
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03-15-2006, 09:37 PM
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#6188
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by tenet_2012
This brought tears to my eyes and sickness to my stomache.
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I had the privelege to meet Jacqueline when I lived in Austin, several years ago.
She was trapped in that burning car while they were trying to free her after the accident, her rescuers had to watch her burn while they frantically tried to get her out.
She is an amazing young woman, who has Strength and Courage unlike anything I have ever seen in my life.
I haven't thought about her in a very long time, and seeing her picture brought it all back.
It makes me feel weak for feeling so terrible about my illnesses, when I think about everything she has endured, and will endure for the rest of her life.
Bless You Jacqueline..
* tears*
Last edited by Empty_Purple_Stars; 03-15-2006 at 09:48 PM.
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03-15-2006, 09:40 PM
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#6189
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Aww... so a little emotion is too much lovey fer the big strong manly man that you are, ah? Well…. TOO FUCKING BAD pouty puss. Maybe you should lotion up your chapped ass, mature a bit and realize it's an adult form of respect to appreciate anothers natural human emotion... I could give a rats hairy ass if you care about anyone here just don't presume you have a fucking entitlement to deprive anyone else of their entitled sympathy.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-15-2006, 09:56 PM
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#6190
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Dayton, ohio
Posts: 61
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I went to the link Tenet posted... and it made me not want to party so much this friday... Then I remembered I'm not driving home. Yay for St.Patty's Day. (random fact about me: I'm Irish so I drink and curse a lot.)
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03-15-2006, 09:58 PM
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#6191
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Columbus,Ohio
Posts: 404
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*Moderators edit*
Just Shut It.
Last edited by Empty_Purple_Stars; 03-15-2006 at 10:04 PM.
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03-15-2006, 10:05 PM
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#6192
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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He's not worth your energy Babe.
Really he isn't.
He's a Sad and Bitter person, don't let him drag you or anyone else down to his hateful level.
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03-15-2006, 10:16 PM
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#6193
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Stop feeding the troll... put him on ignore and forget about him.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-15-2006, 10:37 PM
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#6194
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Forget about who? 
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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03-15-2006, 10:44 PM
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#6195
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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I have a Six Pack of Hornsbys and Strawberry Punch Sex Tarts..
Life has its happy moments..
Last edited by Empty_Purple_Stars; 03-15-2006 at 10:52 PM.
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03-15-2006, 10:57 PM
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#6197
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Columbus,Ohio
Posts: 404
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I wish that I had my own board so I could be king.
look,it's a random thought.
And it will be erased.
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03-15-2006, 11:03 PM
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#6198
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Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: The Beautiful U.S. of A.
Posts: 1,241
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Tangy Tangerine? Ugh!
>.<
S'like the mint flavored condoms. Just a weird taste to associate with that stuff. :P
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"[Brian Blair] was a punk. I can break his fucking back - break his back and make him humble and then fuck his ass ... Suplex him, put him in a camel clutch, break his back, and fuck his ass - make him humble. Teach him to respect the Iron Sheik. And I didn't do it, because for the God and Jesus, and Mr. McMahon." -Khosrow Vaziri (The Iron Sheik)
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03-15-2006, 11:07 PM
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#6199
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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I don't know bout the Tangerine, but the Cherry & Strawberry are actually really tasty.
And not sticky like most edible lubes are..
Uhh.
Yeah..
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I Miss You Binkie..
*smooches*
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03-15-2006, 11:09 PM
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#6200
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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Originally Posted by tenet_2012
This brought tears to my eyes and sickness to my stomache.
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*cries* Me too.
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