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08-19-2008, 04:15 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Phillips Exeter Academy, NH
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The Tampon Game
The rules for the tampon game are simple: replace the title of a well known title with the word tampon.
If you like, you can include the original title as well.
For instance: Sweeney Todd= Tampon Todd!
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08-19-2008, 04:40 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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Hehe
Batman, tampon man
Lmao!!
What else....
Meet the parents, meet the tampons
Very funny stuff
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08-19-2008, 04:50 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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The Sea Inside= The Tampon Inside
Beetlejuice= Tamponjuice (okay that one was really gross, wasn't it?)
.....you know what? I'm gonna quit now.
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08-19-2008, 04:53 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
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Originally Posted by Saya
The Sea Inside= The Tampon Inside
Beetlejuice= Tamponjuice (okay that one was really gross, wasn't it?)
.....you know what? I'm gonna quit now.
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C'mon the fun has started XD
The Wedding Crashers: The Wedding Tampon
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08-19-2008, 04:56 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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Indeed... Gross...
Haha
Queen of the damned... Queen of the tampons
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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08-19-2008, 05:04 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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Originally Posted by Geoluhread
Indeed... Gross...
Haha
Queen of the damned... Queen of the tampons
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I wonder..........is a used tampon like a vampiric lollypop?
Grossest thing said yet. =(
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08-19-2008, 05:12 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Originally Posted by (heartofflames)
C'mon the fun has started XD
The Wedding Crashers: The Wedding Tampon
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You know, I wonder how much it would suck to be on your period on your wedding day.
The Secret of Nihm=The Secret of Tampon
The Last Man on Earth= The Last Tampon on Earth
Night of the Living Dead=Night of the Living Tampons
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08-19-2008, 05:24 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: The Icy Forest of New England
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Pirates of the Caribbean = Pirates of the Tampons.
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08-19-2008, 05:28 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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Originally Posted by Saya
Night of the Living Dead=Night of the Living Tampons
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OMG!! Watch out... While asleep... All the tampons come to life... To do god knows what... Hahaha
Just imagined How this will be advertised...
I can't stop laughing!!
Thought crimes = tampon crimes *i wonder what those might be*
Green mile = green tampon/tampon mile *both are funny*
Shark's tale= tampon's tale
Happy feet = happy tampons
The gladiator/terminator = the tamponator
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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08-19-2008, 05:35 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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Originally Posted by Geoluhread
green tampon
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.......................you should see a doctor about that.
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Originally Posted by Geoluhread
Happy feet = happy tampons
The gladiator/terminator = the tamponator
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Lmao.
(why is it telling me this message is too short?)
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"Lucifer was an idiot, it wound up lord and master of nothing at all."
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08-19-2008, 05:42 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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Green tampon, sounds perfect for a horror movie... Lmao *dries tear*
The lake house = the tampon house
Dead poets' society = dead tampons' society
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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08-19-2008, 09:09 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
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Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Tampon.
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Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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08-19-2008, 09:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Cimmeria
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Originally Posted by Corpsey
Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Tampon.
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Corpsey, that is a classic !!!. 
Whilst on the theme of Monty Python ...
The Tampon Of Brian (The Life Of Brian) !!!.
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08-19-2008, 09:20 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
Posts: 879
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Bob and silent tampon (Bob and silent Jay)
I am Tampon (I am legend)
Taking Tampons (taking lives)
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08-19-2008, 09:30 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 76
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Fried Green Tampons
The Dark Tampon
Dr. Tampon
Charlie's Tampon
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08-19-2008, 09:35 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
Posts: 879
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Silence of the Tampons (silence of the lambs)
Rocky Horror Tampon Show (Rocky Horror Picture Show)
The Last Tampon (The Last Samurai)
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08-19-2008, 09:36 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Posts: 76
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Dances with Tampons
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08-19-2008, 10:19 PM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
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Originally Posted by Beowulf
Corpsey, that is a classic !!!.
Whilst on the theme of Monty Python ...
The Tampon Of Brian (The Life Of Brian) !!!.
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Excellent!
Just a little bit more of Tampon humor that Ben once shared...
http://a3.vox.com/6a00b8ea0728391bc0...1bd38fdb-500pi
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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08-20-2008, 12:08 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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Half past dead = half past tampon
There's something about marie = there's something about tampon
Paycheck = tamponcheck
Sponge bob square pants = sponge bob tampon pants
Wheel of fortune = tampon of fortune
How i met your mother = How i met your tampon
Two and a half men = two and a half tampons
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
― Jack Osborne
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08-20-2008, 12:14 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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Ultratampon (Ultraviolet)
Interview with a Tampon (Interview with a vampire)
Tampon of the Dark Master (Twilight of the Dark Master)
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08-20-2008, 12:20 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Netherlands
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Originally Posted by Sir Canvas Corpsey
Interview with a Tampon (Interview with a vampire)
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Hmm... I wonder what it has to say...
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"I've an idea. Why don't we play a little game. Let's pretend that we're human beings, and that we're actually alive. Just for a while. What do you say? Let's pretend we're human. Oh, brother, it's such a long time since I was with anyone who got enthusiastic about anything."
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08-20-2008, 12:20 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
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Monty Python and the Holy Tampon
The Tampon of Brian
The Tampon of Life
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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08-20-2008, 12:30 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Out of my mind.
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Fear and Loathing in Tampons
Tampon Club
Dr. Tamponlove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Tampon
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08-20-2008, 01:34 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: Australia
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28 Tampons Later (28 Days Later)
The Tampon of Emily Rose ( The exorcism of emily rose)
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08-20-2008, 01:54 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: IN MY MIND
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The tampons have eyes (the hills have eyes)
Tampon Fiction (pulp fiction)
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