Goths are cool!

Suburbian Fake Goth · 06-16-2006, 01:55 PM

We rock. We are so evil and dark. Sometimes I smear strawberry sauce on my wrists and tell my mom I cut them. Cuz I'm so evil and disturbed. As soon as I get home from school I throw on my black leather pants and walk around the mall. Laughing at all the conformists. It's great. We should all meet up at a mall food court in California. We would be a force to be reckoned with. And then if someone tells us to leave, we can scoul at them and then recite gothic chants to curse them.

MSG me if you're interested.

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 06-16-2006, 01:58 PM

Oh dear, another troll. So many of them these days.
I suppose it's the period of reproduction, or something close.

Suburbian Fake Goth · 06-16-2006, 02:02 PM

Hello Lady Victoria. Would you like to be my dark queen? I could walk you around with a leash. We could show up at my school and show them how much of a freakshow we are. You in?

Ben Lahnger · 06-16-2006, 02:33 PM

Sorry, dude ... I'm fresh out of strawberry jam. I traded it to some goth-wannabe lamer for a Hot Topic shirt ... which was just the perfect material to wash my car with.

I guess I'm not evil or disturbed enough to hang with you, oh gawthy one!

It always tickles me when these people come on here and make fun of the goth culture, and they use the tired old stereotypes that don't fit any of the gothic folks I know here.

By the way, in the whole time I've been here, I've never said whether I'm goth or not. I intend to keep it that way; although those who have hung around here enough to have read the bulk of my posts can make an intelligent guess.

horrorgirl · 06-16-2006, 02:41 PM

Punk's not dead
It just deserves to die
When it becomes another stale cartoon
A close-minded, self-centered social club
Ideas don't matter, it's who you know
If the music's gotten boring
It's because of the people
Who want everyone to sound the same
Who drive bright people out
Of our so-called scene
'Til all that's left Is just a meaningless fad
Hardcore formulas are dogshit
Change and caring are what's real
Is this a state of mind
Or just another label
The joy and hope of an alternative
Have become its own cliche
A hairstyle's not a lifestyle
Imagine Sid Vicious at 35
Who needs a scene
Scared to love and to feel
Judging everythng
By loud fast rules appeal
Who played last night?
"I don't know, I forgot.
But diving off the stage Was a lot of fun."
[Chorus:]
So eager to please
Peer pressure decrees
So eager to please
Peer pressure decrees

Make the same old mistakes
Again and again,
Chickenshit conformist
Like your parents
What's ripped us apart even more than drugs
Are the thieves and the goddamn liars
Flipping people off when they share their stuff
When someone falls are there any friends?
Harder core than thou for a year or two
Then it's time to get a real job
Others stay home, it's no fun to go out
When the gigs are wrecked by gangs and thugs
When the thugs form bands, look who gets record deals
From New York metal labels looking to scam
Who sign the most racist queerbashing bands they can find
To make a buck revving kids up for war
Walk tall, act small
Only as tough as gang approval
Unity is bullshit
When it's under someone's fat boot
Where's the common cause
Too many factions
Safely sulk in their shells
Agree with us on everything
Or we won't help with anythng
That kind of attitude
Just makes a split grow wider
Guess who's laughing while the world explodes
When we're all crybabies
Who fight best among ouselves

[Chorus]

That farty old rock and roll attitude's back
"It's competition, man, we wanna break big."
Who needs friends when the money's good
That's right, the '70s are back.
Cock-rock metal's like a bad laxative
It just don't move me, ya know?
The music's OK when there's more ideas than solos
Do we rally need the attitude too?
Shedding thin skin too quickly
As a fan it disappoints me
Same old stupid sexist lyrics
Or is Satan all you can think of?
Crossover is just another word
For lack of ideas
Maybe what we need
Are more trolls under the bridge
Will the metalheads finally learn something-
Or will the punks throw away their education?
No one's ever the best
Once they believe their own press
"Maturing" don't mean rehashing
Mistakes of the past

[Chorus]

The more things change
The more they stay the same
We can't grow
When we won't criticize ourselves
The '60s weren't all failure
It's the '70s that stunk
As the clock ticks we dig the same hole
Music scenes ain't real life
They won't get rid of the bomb
Won't eliminate ****
Or bring down the banks
Any kind of real change
Takes more time and work
Than changing channels on a TV set

[Chorus]

I figure that the trolls who come here are of two different types.

A. Those who totally failed in their local goth 'scene' and are bitter till their dying day.

B. Those who are ignorant morons who think that trolling a board is going to give them some sort of 'cool' points.

Those of group A never really 'fit in' with the rest of their local goth population. This usually happens because they try too hard and think that Trent Reznor/Marilyn Manson invented idustrial/goth music. Their attempts at throwing stereotypical phrases, ideas, etc..., at people on 'goth' boards is only masking the pain that they have inside. Remember their pain is worse than anybody elses.

Group B trolls are really sad, sad individuals. Rather than masking their own wish of being 'gawf' they would rather project their feelings of inadequacy upon total strangers. They have no control over their own lives and are miserable, so they wish others to feel the same by attempting to insult them.

Dear, dear troll. I was not insulted by your post at all. I am not goth and I personally think the subcuture is a pile of crap at the moment. What I am disappointed by is your lack of creativity.

Lady Victoria Pareesis · 06-16-2006, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suburbian Fake Goth

Hello Lady Victoria. Would you like to be my dark queen? I could walk you around with a leash. We could show up at my school and show them how much of a freakshow we are. You in?

I'm not in school anymore, we're not in the same country, and I'm usually the one who walk people around with leash.
Now be nice and go fetch some razors, to manage your final suicide, will you?

Suburbian Fake Goth · 06-16-2006, 06:22 PM

You're all treating me so badly...I like it. More pain and punishment please.

BTW Here is a pic of myself: http://img370.imageshack.us/img370/6...ndom0586ik.jpg

Catch · 06-16-2006, 06:31 PM

If you go to myspace, listed below. Larry is listed as one of my top 8, unless you tell him I told you about him on gnet. He is an mc at bondage meetings. Very nice guy.

Goths are cool. The neat thing is that everyone is different and that's fine. Some people play music, some are into science, some practice magic or whatever. It doesn't matter. It isn't like everyone has to be exactly the same and have a niche. Everyone can be multi-demontional with their own pursutes and beliefs on how to live life.

happy_dude · 06-16-2006, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Catch

Everyone can be multi-demontional with their own pursutes and beliefs on how to live life.

Is demontional a pun, or just a silly mistake?
Whatever it is it gave me a laugh. Whether it is a pun or not the whole thing is so true.

Who uses strawberry jam? Tomato sauce is so much more realistic, Jam is all lumpy and clear your more likely to scare your mum on the basis that you have some serious blood defect by using jam(On a serious note why would you purposely try to make your mother think you're insane in the membrane? I also hope this was all a poorly designed joke, or else you're a troll in a roll).

Catch · 06-16-2006, 06:55 PM

Ya. "Dimensional" Usually no one says anything.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 06-17-2006, 12:24 AM

Damn. Well, I'm outta strawberry jam. Hey Ben, can I borrow some blackberry jam? I mean, it may not look like blood, but it's totally gawth because it has the word black in it. And then later I can worship Satan or something. Ooh, and after that, I can paint up my face.

Right....

But seriously, you UGHH losers are simply wasting your time anymore. I hope you don't think we all give two shits that you're here. Sure, there are a few that it bothers, but for the most part, we don't care. There's a magical little device called the 'ignore button' that most people here are privvy to. You see? That's the magic of being online. You don't have to read jack shit.

horrorgirl · 06-17-2006, 10:27 AM

The person who made this thread is Fred Durst The Male Nurse from that crappy site. With a board name like that you don't have to wonder how much of an idiot the guy/girl is.

spookypurple · 06-17-2006, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by happy_dude

Who uses strawberry jam? Tomato sauce is so much more realistic

I found that 3 parts ketchup to 1 part beetroot juice looks particularly effective. Plus a few drops of lavender oil so you don't smell like yesterday's hamburger.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suburbian Fake Goth

You're all treating me so badly...I like it. More pain and punishment please.

No.

There.

An Eccentric Cellist · 06-17-2006, 08:15 PM

Look in the mirror and laugh to death, you imbecile.
I hope you have a really sunny day where ever you live tomorrow with rainbows and bright colored stuffed animals and laughing children surrounding you.

EDIT: This is all to the starter of this stupid thread.

bjork_freak · 06-17-2006, 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spookypurple

I found that 3 parts ketchup to 1 part beetroot juice looks particularly effective. Plus a few drops of lavender oil so you don't smell like yesterday's hamburger.

No.

There.

Heehee. . . I didn't know that lavender oil had so many uses. Headaches and a good addition to fake blood.

AbelTheLiar · 06-17-2006, 10:56 PM

You know I think the Hollywood stuff is a ratio of water and corn syrup. Add red food color and there you go. "Real" fake blood. And yes we are all cooler than you, meatball.

Sanctus Dei · 06-18-2006, 01:44 AM

Who let the moron outta his pen?? Christ... how hard is it to leash it up to the wall and change the paper?? Look!! It's leaving crap everywhere?!

Immortal_Death · 06-18-2006, 07:49 AM

Oh god, I hope that picture of Suburbian Fake isnt prejudice of Gothic Subculture...if it is, burn to hell Suburbian Fake...

Catch · 06-18-2006, 01:36 PM

I wanna see it.

Ya. I've been trying to come up with something constructive about how Goths are Goth and it doesn't matter if they are Urban, Suburban or out in the middle of nowhere. Mmmm, the strawberry jam thing has made it even more difficult.

(Maybe Suburbian Fake is really an Internet Prostitute trying to lure in new customers by being someone who wants to be beaten and should be beaten.)

TheCastrator · 06-18-2006, 02:08 PM

What about Alaric? He was sort of out and about away from the cities, but then the whole Rome thing...that was quite urban I suppose. It's all very confusing. He didn't do the strawberry sauce thing, though. That'd be weird.

TheKorovaMilkbar · 06-18-2006, 05:56 PM

Well, where did the little panzy go? I'm not through having my fun yet.

Horrorgirl, how did you know who he was? It would be delicious if we could figure out their actual names. Then we could play real mind-fuck games with them.

Kari · 06-18-2006, 09:59 PM

lol,...nerds are cool too,..ecsepically the guy in the back of my geometry class that looks like spongebob,....

Sanctus Dei · 06-18-2006, 10:48 PM

Just so you all don't loose a braincell... the person pictured above isn't the creator of this thread, it's a random picture the moron found to pose as. The creator of this thread is a member of UGHH the "Under Ground Hip Hop" forum, (ya know the ass clowns that have been plagueing us for weeks) ignore the bitch and move on.

Godslayer Jillian · 06-18-2006, 11:44 PM

Ok, so I know who that guy is. But, may I ask, what is Catch anyway?

Kari · 06-19-2006, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei

Just so you all don't loose a braincell... the person pictured above isn't the creator of this thread, it's a random picture the moron found to pose as. The creator of this thread is a member of UGHH the "Under Ground Hip Hop" forum, (ya know the ass clowns that have been plagueing us for weeks) ignore the bitch and move on.

Wow, nice, "Underground hip hop" Good lord,...stab me with a spork.