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Old 11-19-2013, 01:59 PM   #51
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That's a terrible excuse, you just want to keep all the dicks to yourself.
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Old 11-19-2013, 04:20 PM   #52
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Well if Gnet sucks, BY GOD get to work and make it blow!

But you have a point. This place has been less active with fewer angry screams.
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Old 01-07-2014, 06:32 PM   #53
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As a new guy around here this thread was totally confusing and I assume is some kind of a trap.
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Old 01-08-2014, 07:10 AM   #54
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You bet your ass it is! We never got the bag of dicks or even the dick bags! Only sad, sad excuses as to why we have to find our own. :'( I mean, if you want someone to choke on things and expire, the least you can do is give them something to choke on.
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Old 01-08-2014, 04:28 PM   #55
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I'm at a complete loss for words... And if you knew me you would realize that is something special.

Unfortunately? I posses but one and I'm not adding it to any bag. Additionally I don't wish the activity of choking on anyone either so I'll take my meager possession and quietly slink away now.

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Old 01-08-2014, 05:26 PM   #56
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I live in a bag of dicks. Dicks every where I look.

I can't even wake up without choking on a dick or two.
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Old 01-09-2014, 12:25 AM   #57
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MoC: That sounds delicious - can we share please?
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Old 01-10-2014, 07:40 AM   #58
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Do I feel...jealousy?
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Old 01-10-2014, 09:03 AM   #59
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Are you implying I am suffering from bag of dicks envy? Penis envy if you will?
I miiiight.
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Old 01-11-2014, 01:56 AM   #60
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Now now everyone. Don't push.
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Old 01-11-2014, 02:00 AM   #61
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http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b282/tatted/junk/dicks.jpg
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Old 01-11-2014, 04:30 PM   #62
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Well, I was trying to say that I was feeling jealous...but now that you mention it...

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Old 01-16-2014, 12:14 AM   #63
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Oh damn! :O Caught by a Freudian slip!
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Old 01-16-2014, 08:47 AM   #64
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whats a bag of dicks? never heard that before... sounds painful
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Old 01-16-2014, 10:06 AM   #65
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It's like a bag of vaginas, but not as pleasant.
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Old 01-16-2014, 03:48 PM   #66
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Is the vagina's evil? Do they eat people?
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Old 01-16-2014, 09:00 PM   #67
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No, it's more like a snack for people who love the salty sweet taste of them. Bag of dicks on the other hand, are the opposite of water. Keep them warm and they tend to grow thicker and longer but if you put them on ice they tend to shrivel up into almost non-existence.
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Old 01-17-2014, 12:25 AM   #68
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Easier to eat them chilled.
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