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11-09-2009, 10:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
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Originally Posted by JCC
Nah, it mentioned buggery.
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I hadn't heard that term so I just assumed that it had something to do with bestiality, yay I learned something new.
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11-10-2009, 01:49 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
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Originally Posted by the-nihilist
What is he going to say when the other prisoners ask what he's doing time for?
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Wow. I would hate to be him.
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11-10-2009, 08:24 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Why'd he get 3 years?
Because he asked the object of his affections to consent, but the horse said "Neigh!"
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11-11-2009, 12:19 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
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I knew that pun would come along eventually...
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11-11-2009, 07:47 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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I mean it does seem kind of weird to get three years for screwing an animal...But come one YOUR SCREWING AN ANIMAL. If anything he should just be put into a mental institution.
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11-11-2009, 08:23 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
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Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
I mean it does seem kind of weird to get three years for screwing an animal...But come one YOUR SCREWING AN ANIMAL. If anything he should just be put into a mental institution.
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Yes, all people with weird fetishes should be put in mental asylums. He was arrested for abusing an animal, and I know I'm the last person to support the prison system but I think he somewhat had it coming.
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11-11-2009, 09:06 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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That reminds me, years ago there was a story posted here I believe about a man who died from taking it in the ass from a horse.
Anyway, +1 to Pineapple and Joker. Because I'm unpredictable like that.
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11-16-2009, 09:37 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Compton
Posts: 258
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Originally Posted by JCC
So did he do the horse in the ass or get the horse to do him in the ass?
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if the horse does him in the ass, shouldn't it go to jail?
Ugh I find this to be relatively disgusting. its preturbing that anyone would do something so nasty.. he should have just bought a hooker if his nasty ass was that desperate.
also, s'wrong with you, boy?
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11-17-2009, 02:24 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
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Originally Posted by LakitaJackson
he should have just bought a hooker if his nasty ass was that desperate.
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Yeah, and then he saw you.
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11-17-2009, 03:57 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Somewhere you'll never reach...
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May be lame, but I'm gonna say it anyway...this gives new meaning to the words 'being "neigh" borly'...
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11-17-2009, 08:28 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: new orleans, la
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I would lie my a$$ off, and make up something really good. Because there is no way you would wanna get stuck in jail with every one knowing you like it up the a$$... Or maybe it might b a good change from fucking horse . Who knows though
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