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09-01-2004, 04:10 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Colorado
Posts: 37
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A question of marriage
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
because if they're too easy to crack, they get hacked into and then the people get pissy, and who wants to deal with people who are crabby because of their own stupidity?
Will you marry me?
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Yes. I've thought about it and yes, 'Pee Pee Girl', you're the second wife for me.
Do we have to become renegade Mormons to have more than one wife?
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09-01-2004, 05:08 PM
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#27
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 69
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ok
heather. and it's a flower that grows wild in Scotland. I'm part Scottish.
what is that intoxicating smell?
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09-01-2004, 05:13 PM
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#28
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Louisiana
Posts: 554
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My spine, after a shower. :evil: No, I don't have cats.....
Would you have let Hitler into Art school?
*Soul*
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*Insert witty quote about something goth here*
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09-01-2004, 05:21 PM
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#29
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 69
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ha
If it would have kept him occupied so he couldn't start a war because he would be to worried about his proportion final?...Yes!
Who do you think is the dumbest person alive?
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09-01-2004, 05:45 PM
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#30
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 69
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oog
A singular crime like, a bank robbery? or a crime like murder?
I think that **** is the single most atrocious crime ever. i don't think an explanation is nesasary.
Who's yo daddy?!
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09-07-2004, 09:46 PM
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#31
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: California
Posts: 167
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Joey Ramone
How sexy am i?
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09-07-2004, 09:49 PM
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#32
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 69
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meow
to sexy for you shirt, that's for sure!
Who is your favorite comic?
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09-07-2004, 09:51 PM
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#33
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: The middle of nowhere, on the outskirts of the boonies.
Posts: 506
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Mitch Hedberg r Eddie Izzard.
Did you order the vegetarian meal?
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Will we walk all night through solitary streets?
The trees add shade to shade, lights out in the houses,
we'll both be lonely.
Will we stroll dreaming of the lost America of love
past blue automobiles in driveways, home to our silent
cottage?
-Allen Ginsberg, A Supermarket in California
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09-08-2004, 01:39 AM
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#34
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Newcastle-under-Lyme, UK
Posts: 74
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No way! Meat all the way
Who is your favourite Discworld character?
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09-08-2004, 08:29 AM
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#35
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Colorado
Posts: 37
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Favorite onthe Discworld
Captain Carrott.
Why does the emotion of 'embarrassment' even exist?
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Blackadder: Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?
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09-08-2004, 08:43 AM
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#36
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Embarassment is a powerful self-monitoring cue..
If God is Love
And Love is Blind
And Ray Charles was Blind
Does That Mean Ray Charles Is God?
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09-08-2004, 12:05 PM
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#37
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Winnsboro, LA
Posts: 372
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yes.
will you please smell this and tell me what the heck it is??
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09-08-2004, 12:14 PM
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#38
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Smells like 5 day old ass juice to me, but it may only be four..
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Why don't condoms come in an extra SMALL size too?
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09-08-2004, 02:33 PM
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#39
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Dallas
Posts: 64
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
Smells like 5 day old ass juice to me, but it may only be four..
:P
Why don't condoms come in an extra SMALL size too?
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Probably because the inventors of the condom were men and men never want to admit their "shortcomings." 
Are you or have you ever been attracted to mexican men? :twisted:
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09-08-2004, 03:16 PM
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#40
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by tekno_suicide
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
Smells like 5 day old ass juice to me, but it may only be four..
:P
Why don't condoms come in an extra SMALL size too?
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Probably because the inventors of the condom were men and men never want to admit their "shortcomings."
Are you or have you ever been attracted to mexican men? :twisted:
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Was once. My Hellspawn is 1/4 Mexican and a 1/4 Puerto Rican..
Now I am hopelessly, madly and deeply in love with my White Boi, Manimal..
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*Edit*
Why does doing the right thing sometimes hurt like fucking hell??
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09-08-2004, 04:35 PM
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#41
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Because doing the wrong thing will fuck you up the ass in a different way.
How can some people be *so* bad at judging peoples' goodness/friendability levels?
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09-08-2004, 04:44 PM
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#42
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Because doing the wrong thing will fuck you up the ass in a different way.
How can some people be *so* bad at judging peoples' goodness/friendability levels?
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Gee your question ties so perfectly and painfully into my previous question. And I don't really know if I have an answer to it. I think though, at least in many cases these people are themselves so good-hearted that they are unable to clearly see the evil so obvious to many of us in others.
*fucking sigh*
And to those of you that may wonder, my angst has NOTHING to do with ANYONE connected to this board, past or present. So you can save the snotty pm's cause this post wasn't about you.
To the rest of you lovely sikkos..
I need a hug..
:cry:
Next question..
How in the HELL do you stop a train from wrecking??
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09-08-2004, 07:38 PM
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#43
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 69
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oi
Be an alien man from the planet Kryptonite and use your super powers to stop the train before it wreaks.
Why do humans usually believe the worst in people?
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09-08-2004, 08:33 PM
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#44
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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Because the worst is usually true.
Who's the person you look up to most on gothic.net?
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09-08-2004, 08:56 PM
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#45
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: 42.5
Posts: 1,073
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AlKilyu and .BatteryPoison. :D
Australian Chew Sticks or Cherry Flavoured Thermometers?
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"I'm right"
"No - it's more like - wow, isn't enlightenment great?" - Doug Henning
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09-08-2004, 10:51 PM
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#46
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 69
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question
the Australian thingies. they sound better.
What is your favorite forplay?
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09-09-2004, 11:14 AM
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#47
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 1,111
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I have to choose just one... desperate groping...
No internet or no plumbing?
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09-09-2004, 11:34 AM
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#48
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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No plumbing!And as for the foreplay,oral. :P
Why don't we do like the Romans in France or Germany?
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09-09-2004, 12:33 PM
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#49
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 69
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ha
Because the French and german are too pompous.
Where did you get that lovely corpse?
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09-09-2004, 05:16 PM
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#50
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: new england
Posts: 144
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At Corpses N Things. 20% off!
How do you mend a broken heart?
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