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Politics "Under democracy, one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule -and both commonly succeed, and are right."
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10-16-2011, 03:57 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
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Will you accept Jesus as your GOP candidate?
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10-17-2011, 08:23 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2011
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I would almost vote for jesus.
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"Women hold up half the sky" -Mao
"God always picks the strangest things to get angry about. Get an abortion or gay married and he'll aim a tornado right at you.
Rip off a million poor people and Wall street has no problems. " -Rebecca B
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10-17-2011, 08:29 PM
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10-18-2011, 08:05 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2010
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God can't be social because socialists aren't on GOD's team. They r on the OTHER TEAM and god is gonna beat them 'cause he's god...
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I'm just Sayain...
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10-18-2011, 02:01 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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Not quite sure how to respond...
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10-18-2011, 02:32 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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*woo-hoo*
Nun-tits!
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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10-18-2011, 03:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Nun shall pass!
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Who votes for God for President? Nun of the above!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-18-2011, 07:35 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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I get NUN of those jokes, Ben!
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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10-18-2011, 09:20 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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What? Nunsense!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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10-19-2011, 07:15 AM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
Posts: 2,271
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Nun of your backtalk, mister!
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I'd rather label myself than have a million other people do it for me. ~ Pathogen
...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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10-19-2011, 04:02 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 89
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Really, with the nun jokes? Just don't make a habit of it.
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10-19-2011, 08:40 PM
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Join Date: May 2011
Location: Texas
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Ha!
I'm taking nun of the credit for this derailment...
Bad habits are hard to break!
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...I've been accused of folly by a fool. ~Antigone
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