.: Randomness :. - Page 62

akhira · 02-14-2005, 02:39 AM

*wipes sweat from brows*

I finally pulled together my scraps of drawing on a single page.

In danger of becoming a shill, here's theaddress for those who wnat to see an ameteurish site.

http://akhira.bravehost.com/

gingerbreadwench · 02-14-2005, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drgnlvr

On a completely random note:

I'm almost finished the rewrites of Helen's Eyes!

*runs amok*

Amok, amok, amok! :lol:

That made me actually LOL-- which really sucks because I've got a wicked sore throat.

drgnlvr · 02-14-2005, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gingerbreadwench

Quote:

Originally Posted by drgnlvr

On a completely random note:

I'm almost finished the rewrites of Helen's Eyes!

*runs amok*

Amok, amok, amok! :lol:

That made me actually LOL-- which really sucks because I've got a wicked sore throat.

Ouch! I'm so sorry!

*offers up a cup of hot lemon and honey tea*

ohthefuckwell · 02-14-2005, 04:36 PM

oh, yeah.....

by the way......

happy fucking valentine's day, ya buncha weirdos.

drgnlvr · 02-14-2005, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohthefuckwell

oh, yeah.....

by the way......

happy fucking valentine's day, ya buncha weirdos.

Heehee! I embrace my weirdness! 8)

winged_dreams · 02-14-2005, 07:12 PM

Embracing weirdness is the only cool to thing to day. I had a good Valentine's Day even though it's a manufactured holiday. I fell off a bed. My knee hit a metal part that holds up the mattress. I'm not sure if that made any sense but it hurt really bad.

ice · 02-14-2005, 07:24 PM

Hah :P

They should've named it "St. Depresso's Day," 'cause jeeze...
... yeah.. nevermind.

Binkie · 02-14-2005, 07:49 PM

I'm bored... so here's a couple quotes from an instant message:

me: what was that all about?
ice: I had to do it in the catbox.
ice: errrrrrrrrr

ice: oi, man..
ice: I'm boobed.
ice: err

ice: mmm.. done with yogurt.
ice: back to double fisting.
me: to what?
ice: uhh... did I say something lewd?

me: the guy is like a cross between Michael Jackson and the Villiage People
me: http://80sound.com/stijlen/new_romantics/img/adam_2.jpg
me: and rocky horror picture show
ice: Lol, yeah
ice: LOl
ice: he's pretty

ice: If you've been high on life, I've been high on Mael's cocks

akhira · 02-14-2005, 07:51 PM

Thats nothing a good Espresso can't cure. (as always couldn't resist :wink: ), St.Valentine's being overrated.

I spent the whole day at work. Since the holiday doesn't mean much (to me anyway) I didn't miss anything.

Hope the rest of you guys had a more enjoyable day than mine.

ice · 02-14-2005, 08:00 PM

Oh.. dude B..

How much more embarassing can that get?!
I meant to say for one thing "SOCKS" not "cocks"... uhh.. the other's were dumb grammatical/spelling errors... and uhh... I didn't know what double-fisting meant!! I was talking about using my fists to type.. friggin' sicko.

ice · 02-14-2005, 08:30 PM

:!:
Right on, man.

Binkie · 02-14-2005, 09:02 PM

SuicideJade · 02-14-2005, 11:38 PM

Happy fucking valentine's day!

I hope you did'nt eat too much candy!

skoteinh · 02-15-2005, 01:02 AM

TStone- well said.

[Although I got a marvellous stem of purple orchidees (sp? - I mean the flowers)

]

Deadhymn · 02-15-2005, 02:18 PM

All I have to say is, the price of one dozen red roses skyrockets exponentially on valentines day. The same dozen I paid $24 for yesterday, is today $14, and the day before Valentines it was $18. Bastards. See, they know you aren't going to buy them early, because they'll wilt, and if youre buying them late, you're already in the doghouse and they figure, "oh we won't hit him with the holiday markup, poor bastard". That and a dozen roses are fucking useless on Feb. 15. Liquidation!

drgnlvr · 02-15-2005, 02:36 PM

I'm with you on that Deadhymn. I don't mind getting real flowers once in awhile, but not for Birthdays or Valentine's, but just because.

If you're going to get me something that grows, buy me a plant that I won't kill.

Ravena · 02-15-2005, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ohthefuckwell

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Originally Posted by Ravena

My mother has Lupis. She might have breast cancer... waiting for the mamogram results. It runs in the family though. My grandma died of it and bone cancer and lupis. Triple whammy. She didn't really die from all three, just 'complications of ____'. So lupis is inhereted as well. I have a low blood count, anemia, Fibromyalgia, arthirits in my right hand, and I coughed up blood last night. I am not on medication, but with the coughy-up-blood thingy maybe I should be. I see a good doctor on Wednesday. The last one I saw decided to send me to a blood specialist, and my Fibromyalgia is begining to interfere with my day-to-day cognitive abilities. My mom's Myofacial has resulted thus far in a pinched nerve on the left side of her face and her left arm, tiredness, and mass amounts of pain. I have to move out in May, but I still have a year of school left. I'm worried about my beautiful Asurai... He is acting a bit different lately.
Worryworryblah.
I'm only 17. This sucks ass.

I might get to go to Oregon this summer. I have family/friends in Salem, Portland, Eugene, Corvalis, Albany, Jefferson, Lebanon, Klamath Falls, Prineville, Sisters, and across the river in Seattle... I was born in Salem. I love Oregon. It's so pretty.

Fuck the Superbowl. Mom's out of town until Tuesday. Smart. She's missing all the crazies that are in town.

i don't know where to begin.....words seem so inadequate.

it may not count for much, but know that my thoughts are with you & yours.

Thank you... so much. All of you. the sites were great, EdibleEye.

Mom went to the Cardiologist today. We'll have the results back who knows when. Shes in pain... they had her on the treadmill. Not good. She could barely drive home.
The doctor realigned my back and neck last week- IT FELT SO GOOD!!!
Amazing.

Asurai and I will be together one year this February 26th... I love him. He's an ass at times, but I love him so.

Suicide Jade! I let you out of your cage for one moment and you disappear for so long! Bad girl!
I missed you! Welcome back Love!

Ravena · 02-15-2005, 05:12 PM

Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down . . . by David Letterman
10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars . . . but I can see something that rhymes with Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped . . .

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts

Gotta Love Those Cops With a Sense of Humor

The following were taken off of actual police car videos around the
country.

"Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
out after you wear them awhile."

"Take your hands off the car, or I'll make your birth certificate a
worthless document."

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"Can you run faster than 1,200 feet per second? In case you didn't
know, that is the average speed of a 9 mm bullet fired from my gun."

"So you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can
write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it
will help. Oh .. did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk
or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"

"Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to
ride on rides, eat cotton candy, and step in monkey poop."

"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."

"In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."

"Just how big were those two beers?"

"No sir we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas but now
we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good personal friend of
yours. At least you know someone who can post your bail."

and the best one . . .

"You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.
Sign here"

So there is a reason to like cops...

This is truly amazing. Be sure to click on NEXT PAGE at the bottom of each page; there are 5 pages in all. A lady found a hummingbird nest and got pictures all the way from the egg to leaving the nest. Took 24 days from birth to flight. Because you'll probably never in your lifetime see this again, enjoy; and please share....

http://community-2.webtv.net/hotmail...ummingBirdNest

This will really make you laugh but feel a little old, too.... Put your
birth date in the pop up window after you click on the below link.
What happens is pretty interesting. It's also amazing how quickly it
computes!! Very cool. Send it on to all you think might like a bit of
trivia! Click on the link below:
http://www.frontiernet.net/~cdm/age1.html

"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

winged_dreams · 02-15-2005, 05:44 PM

That was very nicely said TStone. I didn't get any flowers for Valentine's Day because just one freaking rose was four bucks. I did get a picture printed out of a rose in apology from my fiance. He's so sweet.

I like writing poems for my sweetheart. I've written two before for no ocassion except just because. Love is fun! And so is the tasty chocolate cake that I had for desert today.

Solumina · 02-15-2005, 06:35 PM

I am so amazingly hyper today and I have no clue why. I kept giggling in calculus and I couldn’t stop, I was so close to falling over. I wasn’t hyper before calc but I have been the rest of the day. :lol: :lol: :lol:

winged_dreams · 02-15-2005, 07:03 PM

I like taking online quizzes and I took one called "What's your element?" I got earth but I found that the accompanying description described me really well so I decided to post the results. Have a bit of insight into the person that is me.

Your element is earth: Wise, solitary, mysterious and loving. You are very wise. Your wise as in you know things others do not, you can see past stereotypes and see the real people behind their facades, and people will often come to you for help and advice. Quite solitary and somewhat shy around people because you prefer animals and plants, animals aren't afraid to show themselves or what they are feeling and plants are fun to nurture. You are very strong in your silence if you set your mind on something you will often times pursue it to the end. Sometimes you just want to get away, so you seek refuge in the forest where you can have time to think and try to sort out your emotions. The sound of the wind usually calms you, especially moving through the trees. Life to you is something precious and should not be taken for granted.

akhira · 02-15-2005, 07:54 PM

Well met Tstone of Central Florida. uhh..ignore this. Been doing a marathon reread of LOTR. It's warped my brain..again.

Ravena. Thats some seriously funny shit there. I think I ruptured another spleen.

SuicideJade · 02-16-2005, 01:46 AM

i own the american version of The Grudge..

i too can do the stair crawl and breathing thing..

now on saturday i'll finish watching Ichii the Killer

Ravena · 02-17-2005, 04:30 PM

Another spleen Akhira? Man, thats 3 this week. How many do you have?

Ravena · 02-17-2005, 05:06 PM

Holy shit. This is funny as fuck. I got Hooligan bear.

http://quizilla.com/users/londonbelo...0Are%20You%3F/