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03-11-2011, 09:42 AM
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The people's Democratic Republic of Gothic.net
So, we're communists now or something.
I declare myself Gothic.net's insane fucking ruler
Commence the Genocide of ethnic Gnetters...and get me a bunch of hot chick bodyguards.
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03-11-2011, 09:56 AM
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I'm down for being a bodyguard. Where do I get my gun? Or do I have to provide my own?
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03-11-2011, 09:57 AM
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You are provided a bikini and a squirtgun as part of the job.
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03-11-2011, 09:59 AM
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FUCK ya! I'll be a body guard. But I want a REAL gun.
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03-11-2011, 10:04 AM
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I okay, but it's coming out of your paycheck.
And you're paid in bi-curious tickle fights.
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03-11-2011, 10:17 AM
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Okie dokies!
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03-11-2011, 10:22 AM
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This sounds like a pretty sweet gig, but I think you're going to need more than two bodyguards.
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03-11-2011, 10:22 AM
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Can I be the token, really short bodyguard? I can do shit like crawling under cars checking for rebel devices, you know, all the shitty jobs that the other bitches are too pretty for?
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03-11-2011, 10:24 AM
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Sure, you're probably the proper height for under the desk blowjobs too.
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03-11-2011, 10:24 AM
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Damn straight I am.
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03-11-2011, 10:55 AM
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First order of Buisiness:
I appoint Apathy's Child my secretary of Partying Down:
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03-11-2011, 10:59 AM
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I wanna be surgeon general or whatever. Plus I have an ushanka with a hammer and sickle on it.
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03-11-2011, 11:14 AM
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Make it so.
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03-11-2011, 11:18 AM
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Can I change my name to something more sexy? Something Russian?
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03-11-2011, 11:19 AM
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You bitch! I wanted something Russian!
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03-11-2011, 11:21 AM
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Oooo can all of the bodyguards get sexy new Russian names?
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03-11-2011, 11:22 AM
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I have the greatest ideas. Do we want to pick them ourselves, or should our amazing leader christen us with new names?
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03-11-2011, 11:38 AM
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I think he should give them to us, like super sexy nicknames, and everyone knows you aren't supposed to come up with your own nickname.
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03-11-2011, 11:39 AM
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Des...we're waiiittting.
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03-11-2011, 11:39 AM
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Yeah, we have to know our place and take what we are given. It's how it goes.
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03-11-2011, 11:46 AM
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I don't know how much longer I can wait, the anticipation is killing me.
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03-11-2011, 11:47 AM
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Yes, I'm getting rather antsy.
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03-11-2011, 11:48 AM
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Nicknames:
Vindicated, your sexy nickname shall be:
Naklonnoĭ Glazami Malenʹkaya Grudʹ or Nooki Cobra for short
Solumina, you shall be known as:
Zheloba Shlyuha Aka Zelda Today
And MissCheyenne shall be:
Britanskiĭ Ogromnye Sisʹki AKA Chesty Larue
I have spoken.
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03-11-2011, 11:49 AM
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I LOVE IT. Oh great Despanan, you have truly blessed us today!
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03-11-2011, 11:52 AM
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I shall forever be your nooki cobra!
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