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11-29-2009, 02:22 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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Girl Problem
Theres this girl at school...
Whenever I see her I feel sick. She is a disgusting whore who got caught using a vibrator in some changing rooms (eew get a life bitch dont you have friends). She got me in trouble so I have an in-school suspension now  Any advice on how to get the wretched little swine back?
Luvs u all xoxo
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11-29-2009, 02:23 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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Tell the principal she ***** you.
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11-29-2009, 05:14 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2009
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Do a barrel roll.
Seriously, if she disgusts you that much, then just ignore her. Vengeance will only bring you closer.
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11-29-2009, 06:51 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
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Steal her vibrator and put in your bootyhole.
Luvs u two xoxo
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11-30-2009, 02:19 AM
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Whoa - you're trying to attack a girl with a sex drive so heroically gargantuam, she needs a vibrator to get through a day at school?
Dude. Make love, not war.
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Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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11-30-2009, 03:09 AM
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^ That. Do it.
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11-30-2009, 07:29 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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I agree with Apathy's Child and Jack here.
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11-30-2009, 11:49 AM
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Join Date: May 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Still Jack
^ That. Do it.
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But she is fat and ugly
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The Overture To The Symphony Of Destruction.
I am the Antiproduct!
There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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11-30-2009, 12:30 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Hit her with a brick.
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Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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11-30-2009, 01:24 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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Yeah thats just what I need, more suspensions + murder charges.
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The Overture To The Symphony Of Destruction.
I am the Antiproduct!
There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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11-30-2009, 01:26 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: In the broken temple bells, in the ringing...
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Just fucking ignore her. Her vibrator use is none of your business regardless of where she uses it, and getting her back in some petty way will bring you another suspenson of some kind. Just get a fucking grip.
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11-30-2009, 01:33 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
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Do you know what in-school suspension is? It's hell. So no I will not get a grip. Plus my hands are too slippery they just won't grip onto anything 
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The Overture To The Symphony Of Destruction.
I am the Antiproduct!
There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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11-30-2009, 01:36 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Necrophagist
Yeah thats just what I need, more suspensions + murder charges.
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Plus shits and giggles.
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