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07-11-2010, 01:52 PM
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#2376
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Neato!! *jealous*
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07-11-2010, 02:19 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Yeah, that one's not doing a thing for me. I sat here trying to imagine it with the change that my clone was a hot female with nice tits ... and it still didn't do it.
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07-11-2010, 05:41 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: A ship called Dignity
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Hmmmm, I have a date next week. This makes me nervous.
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07-11-2010, 06:21 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Ottawa, Canada
Posts: 1,888
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If you're screwing your clone, is it homosexuality or accessorized masturbation?
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07-11-2010, 08:02 PM
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#2381
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: colorado USA
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It seems as though some spiders have moved in with us. That makes me happy.
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07-11-2010, 08:06 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Breathless Horror
If you're screwing your clone, is it homosexuality or accessorized masturbation?
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Wouldn't it be a sort of incest?
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07-11-2010, 08:18 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Breathless Horror
If you're screwing your clone, is it homosexuality or accessorized masturbation?
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If it's anything, it's incest.
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07-12-2010, 06:33 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I am still amused by the fact that on the classic album "Blow By Blow", guitar legend Jeff Beck titled an instrumental song "Constipated Duck".
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That is an excellent album, "Freeway Jam"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bxZl...2FC25953AF3C79
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"Because we ended as lovers"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDgjBl86vq8
still rock my world. I know how to play the main rift on the latter.
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07-12-2010, 09:21 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Yes, it is an excellent album. In my opinion one of the best, most consistantly good from beginning to end guitar-centric albums by a guitar wizard ever.
You can play the main riff from "Cause we've ended as lovers", eh? It would make me very happy if I could do that.
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Today, the Live With Regis And Kelly television program broadcast live from Prince Edward Island, Canada. Their stage was actually sat up in Charlottetown, with the sea and a distant shoreline as the backdrop ... and it looks beautiful. Carson Kressley described it as "Wisconsin surrounded by water", bless his heart.
The place is known for it's fresh seafood ... and for the many restaurants that serve it. As I was watching they mentioned that the Subway's have a lobster sandwich and the McDonald's have a McLobster on the menu. I thought, "Man, now I'm hungry for seafood!"
Then they had a local chef come out and show off some interesting recipes you can make with shellfish. When he got to the maple oyster ice cream I thought, "Now I'm not so hungry for seafood."
They're going to do the show live from PEI for three more mornings.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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07-12-2010, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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PEI is known for a few things. Cows, potatoes and sea food. And also, much of their tourism is based around Anne Of Green Gables! You can even get an Anne Of Green Gables themed wedding there, and people come from all over to do that. Apparently its popular with the Japanese.
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07-12-2010, 12:01 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Yeah, they mentioned the potatoes and Anne of Green Gables, but not so much with the cows. Also, they got escorted in at the start of the show by a flank (?) of Royal Canadian Mounties. That was outstanding!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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07-13-2010, 08:39 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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I won free time at the gym! But my university has a gym that my tuition pays for...so I dunno if its worth it or not for the summer.
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07-13-2010, 08:35 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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So Gnet, have you heard how Mel Gibson is batshit insane? If you missed it, I present it to you as performed by kittens: http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the...s-presented-by
Anyway, someone on another forum made this, and said it was okay to repost, and of course I have to share it with you:
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07-13-2010, 09:14 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Well, apparently Whoopie Goldberg defended her good friend Mel on "The View" by saying he's not a hateful racist ... he's just an idiot.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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07-13-2010, 09:22 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Didn't she also say that in regards Roman Polanksi r@ping a 13 year old by drugging her, it wasn't "r@pe r@pe"?
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07-14-2010, 07:42 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I hadn't heard that one. She sure is funny, that Whoopie, eh? 
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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07-14-2010, 09:11 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Yeah. Which sucks for me, I really liked her when I was a kid.
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07-14-2010, 10:20 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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I got my new glasses! But now everything looks so strange. I don't know how I'm going to work, its like someone strapped magnifying glasses to my head.
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07-14-2010, 12:52 PM
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#2395
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
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Ever remember being a little kid, playing with the other kids out on the playground.. there was always the one other child who was a bad sport... they'd get really upset if they lost and make up a whole tun of arbitrary rules and pretty much take the fun out of play in general?
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07-14-2010, 05:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: colorado USA
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ape descendant
Ever remember being a little kid, playing with the other kids out on the playground.. there was always the one other child who was a bad sport... they'd get really upset if they lost and make up a whole tun of arbitrary rules and pretty much take the fun out of play in general?
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My daughter was doing that to me this afternoon 
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07-15-2010, 06:26 PM
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#2397
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I'm trying to see if I can pack everything I need for a week of vacation on the beach into a 20" by 12" by 8" carry-on back and my laptop tote so I can avoid paying $50 to check a suitcase. I think I can do it.
Good thing the house we've rented comes with a clothes washer and dryer.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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07-15-2010, 06:40 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Why are guys so amused by red pubic hair?
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07-15-2010, 09:21 PM
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#2399
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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You tell 'em Sol. No hair at all is better.
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07-15-2010, 10:15 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Remember when I said I was nervous about my MP following me on Twitter because I thought I might run into her sometime and she might realize I'm the one who tweets about cupcakes and Labyrinth?
Well, I met her today. Like, spoke to her and shook her hand and talked to her.
And the whole time I was so extremely close to saying "I'm the weirdo on Twitter who keeps tweeting about cupcakes! Nice to meet you! See you at Take Back The Night!"
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