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04-07-2006, 10:06 PM
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#7476
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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I can walk on water 
People say it's a Jesus complex, but screw them, I just won't let them to my dad's kingdom
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-07-2006, 10:10 PM
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#7477
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 411
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Uhh uhh
*drowns*
You're lucky.
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04-07-2006, 10:14 PM
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#7478
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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I'm not lucky, I'm blessed (I saw it on a Tshirt at school today)
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"No theory, no ready-made system, no book that has ever been written will save the world.
I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
-Mikhail Bakunin
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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04-07-2006, 10:17 PM
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#7479
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
Posts: 1,521
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Alright what you do is... drive down 2 blocks, your gonna find a guy named Rufus, he'll put you on the bus, that bus will go to the whopper lair... in the whopper lair is pure enlightenment and levitable conditions...
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Droppin' knowledge since 1986.
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04-08-2006, 01:43 AM
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#7480
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Sanctropolis, Bitchland USA
Posts: 2,459
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Originally Posted by bjork_freak
If anyone knows how to levitate, please let me know. I am highly interested in levitation. Also, I know this may sound childish, but has anyone experimented with "light as a feather, stiff as a board"? A couple of people and I were going to try it during lunch, but they were wearing skirts and didn't want to bend over. Now I have to wait through the whole spring break to try it but if anyone has tried it, let me know how it went.
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Umm... you're weird.
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Your blatant disregard and lack of respect for the members here pisses me off. You think that just because Sanctus likes you for some reason(?) , that you can act like a bastard and get absolutely no comeuppance? Fuck you dickwad!
-Never mistake my tolerance for fucking approval.... never.
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04-08-2006, 02:48 AM
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#7481
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wonderland/BarbieWorld
Posts: 847
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Is it 5 a.m in the States?
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Everytime you masturbate, God kills a kitten!
So, DON'T DO IT!!!!
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04-08-2006, 04:14 AM
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#7482
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Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Netherlands
Posts: 99
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If you really want to levitate, maybe you should go to Tibet. Rumor has it that those monks over there know stuff we don't. supposedly there leather, the Dalai Lama, knows this stuff.
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04-08-2006, 04:56 AM
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#7483
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 667
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Originally Posted by bjork_freak
If anyone knows how to levitate, please let me know. I am highly interested in levitation. Also, I know this may sound childish, but has anyone experimented with "light as a feather, stiff as a board"? A couple of people and I were going to try it during lunch, but they were wearing skirts and didn't want to bend over. Now I have to wait through the whole spring break to try it but if anyone has tried it, let me know how it went.
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I can levitate birds.............but nobody cares.
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"Who made you the prayer sheriff? Good job now we've got ourselves a holy war."--Ray Barrone--
"Can't we all just get a bong?"-Wolfie-
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04-08-2006, 06:18 AM
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#7484
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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I don't know about levitation, but I've had bosses that hovered over me ... does that count?
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BASTARDS!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-08-2006, 06:35 AM
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#7485
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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I was just reading over some olde threads that darkangel81 posted in last year. I didn't know who they were so I snooped.
I ran across Mark's b-day thread and noticed that Asurai posted in it.
Damn, I miss that boi!
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04-08-2006, 06:50 AM
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#7486
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Behind you ... (well, if your back's to London)
Posts: 1,001
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I'm fuckin' dying for a cigarette but I can't be bothered to walk all the way to the shop. So I'm eyeing the loose baccy and Rizlas on my rolling tray. Must ... not ... stoop ... that ... low...
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The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
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04-08-2006, 08:46 AM
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#7487
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 411
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Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei
Umm... you're weird.
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Finally! Someone who agrees with me! 
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04-08-2006, 09:51 AM
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#7488
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
Posts: 1,521
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"FUCK YOU MY FRIEND, have a nice day" -Robin Williams ^_^
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Droppin' knowledge since 1986.
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04-08-2006, 10:38 AM
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#7489
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Well, I leave for a few hours, and this is all that happens?
You folks are losing your touch.
Q) Why did the elephant cross the road?
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A) Because the elephant had laid down to take a nap on the railroad tracks and a freight train slammed into it and pushed it across.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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04-08-2006, 04:09 PM
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#7490
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: Canada
Posts: 253
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This one's better out loud. It's also really gross:
Q. What do you do if an elephant comes in your window?
A. Swim.
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This is me for forever
One of the lost ones
The one without a name
Without an honest heart
as compass
--Nightwish.
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04-08-2006, 04:21 PM
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#7491
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 133
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Stupid question about a "Tripp NYC" label
Alrighty,I found a lightweight girls jacket today,that has a "Tripp NYC" label. But's one I've never seen before,since the lettering is different and it has a rocket and planet in the design. Going out on a limb here,but does anyone know how old this item might be?
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04-08-2006, 06:19 PM
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#7492
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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I can't stay on tonight, my snarklings.
If someone makes an obnoxious post, there's a little button that you can click to report them to the admins.
Be good and be patient. I'll be back tomorrow.
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04-08-2006, 08:44 PM
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#7493
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Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: New Jersey
Posts: 1,249
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
You know what's ironic? When Carlos Mencia makes fun of stupid people.
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That guy came/is coming to my college. The vice president also made a visit but it wasn't open to the general public.
*blinks* I have money in the bank. I must not spend it! It's for school this summer. Must not spend. But I want so many things....
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04-08-2006, 09:28 PM
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#7494
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Australia. Finally back home.
Posts: 957
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I've spent 2 hours playing spider solitaire in four suit and I've lost every game.
I don't have a life...
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"It's strange to see how much people have changed through the years. Just for fun, see if you can find the point where we all turned bitter."
-- Chris Isaak
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04-08-2006, 09:45 PM
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#7495
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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I get sucked into Spider Solitaire like that too...it's addicting....Like Chuzzle and Super Bust A Move
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-08-2006, 10:07 PM
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#7496
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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Originally Posted by TwistedKitsune
I get sucked into Spider Solitaire like that too...it's addicting....Like Chuzzle and Super Bust A Move
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yeah I really have a bad addiction to chuzzle, I'm glad that I'm not the only one
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
-Carbon Leaf
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04-08-2006, 10:14 PM
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#7497
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Wouldn't you like to know...
Posts: 1,632
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Originally Posted by Solumina
yeah I really have a bad addiction to chuzzle, I'm glad that I'm not the only one
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can't help it....I think it has something to do with the fact that those little fluff balls are so damn cute...it's like mind control or something!
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"The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything." -Friedrich Nietzsche
pssst, Morrigan, tokidoki shashin wa ii...
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04-08-2006, 10:38 PM
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#7498
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Cali
Posts: 8,030
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I know, their cute little eyes follow you and they make those cute little noises
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Live a life less ordinary
Live a life extraordinary with me
Live a life less sedentary
Live a life evolutionary with me
-Carbon Leaf
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04-08-2006, 10:41 PM
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#7499
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: In Antarctica with the Penguins
Posts: 1,521
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...gnusmas...
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Droppin' knowledge since 1986.
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04-08-2006, 10:47 PM
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#7500
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Your back pocket!
Posts: 347
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Originally Posted by bjork_freak
If anyone knows how to levitate, please let me know. I am highly interested in levitation. Also, I know this may sound childish, but has anyone experimented with "light as a feather, stiff as a board"? A couple of people and I were going to try it during lunch, but they were wearing skirts and didn't want to bend over. Now I have to wait through the whole spring break to try it but if anyone has tried it, let me know how it went.
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Here is a small link to something about the light as a feather stiff as a board thing: http://www.spellsandmagic.com/levitation.html
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Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...
Author: George Carlin
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