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Old 09-12-2005, 01:30 PM   #776
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Went to the doctors and got my MRI results, Arthoscopic surgery on my knee and a steroid shot in the shoulder. I hate when that happens. Those steroid shots hurt like a mofo, long ass needles, damn I hate needles!
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Old 09-12-2005, 01:31 PM   #777
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Oh and about ^'s hickey ice helps a bit but not much but time ultimately will help.
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:09 PM   #778
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1toomany's right. nothing but time, darlin'. wear your hickeys proudly and just be happy they're not as bad as the ones in 1toomany's avatar.
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Old 09-12-2005, 02:44 PM   #779
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great...and I take forever to heal too...oh well
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Old 09-12-2005, 03:10 PM   #780
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great...and I take forever to heal too...oh well
Actually there is a way..

It takes for friggin ever, but it does work..

Place your 1st and your 2nd finger together, and with the tips of those two fingers, rub in a circular motion, the middle of and all around the " hickey. "

You can rub in a clockwise or counter clockwise motion...

The idea, is that you are basically breaking up the clot with your fingertips..

It does take awhile, ( not days or anything ) but you can see your progress as you are rubbing away..

The harder/deeper you rub, the faster you will accomplish your goal..



Now let the double entendre's and innuendo's commence!!

Ha!!

Happy Rubbing...
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Old 09-12-2005, 06:26 PM   #781
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oh yeah - i forgot about that.

the point eps forgot to mention is that you have to rub the opposite end of your body, right between that supple crease of flesh between your legs. and it's a perspective thing - the harder and deeper you rub, the better you'll feel and soon, you won't much care about the hickies one way or the next - that's the perspective. they lose importance to that all-powerful O. oh, and yes - it will take a while but stay the course... it's worth it.

take pictures.
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Old 09-12-2005, 10:43 PM   #782
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A year ago, the news that I had calc class and a chem lab would not be said in my happy voice. But fuck my ass, all those people telling me that freshman year is hardest were right, so far. I heart college. I figured out what I'm interested in, so even tedious classes aren't bad, knowing that they'll help me with bio. My schedule gives me 5 nights of weekend-ness, there have already been a few real parties on campus, I'm making friends with my dealer and the liquor store guy, I'm meeting people like whoa, and I found out that I got A's in 3 of my classes last year. Freaking A's! I rule!

I'm also in an awesome mood right now because I finally took a break from my 3-week drinking and smoking binge to work out, and I enjoyed running for the first time in ever. Plus, I have evolutionary biology tomorrow, and I have a huge crush on the teacher. What a silver-haired cutie.
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Old 09-12-2005, 10:52 PM   #783
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yay! granny's happy!

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Old 09-13-2005, 08:35 AM   #784
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But fuck my ass...

Er....Ok then...just drop your linen...I'll get the KentuckY jelly
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:40 AM   #785
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I watched my 3 year-old dance to some MtV.

O.O

THAT was hilarious.
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:41 AM   #786
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Oh yeah, so I got up and danced with her=)
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:43 AM   #787
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my 3 year-old...
You're a mommy?

Recalibrates MILF-radar (what the fuck's wrong with this thing?)
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:47 AM   #788
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Lol, yes Mael, mother of two. Two girls. One is 3 years old, the other is 6 months old.


Hey, I have a plutonium battery pack for that radar if you want it. But first, you need to ship me over a chocolate gelatto. -_- Thank you, haha.
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:53 AM   #789
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Damn these gadjets made in Taiwan...
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Old 09-13-2005, 08:57 AM   #790
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Check your hotmail you Pevert..

And don't blame it on the Taiwanese MILF radar, you smoked the batteries long, LONG, ago..

Ha..
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Old 09-13-2005, 09:08 AM   #791
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just did, and I just replied.

Damn it EPS, I wanted to have sex with Soul, Agwani, EyesofaTragedy and Xnguela if I ever undertook a US tour. But then again, I always wanted to go to N.Orleans, S.Francisco and Arizona, and I'll be scratching one out of the list as well....

So...who can I screw if I go over there?

I hope Psyche doesn't reply....
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Old 09-13-2005, 09:46 AM   #792
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It might sound anti-american, but we've been making wine for about 2000 years now, so why would I want your Napa Valley California wine? Don't you worry, sunshine, I'll bring the wine, you just keep your man at bay....

What? I ain't jealous...


er...yes, I am...
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Old 09-13-2005, 10:10 AM   #793
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Hey, umm you better not go to San Antonio WITHOUT me you fucker, Eyes AND Wolfie, BOTH grace that shithole of a city with their heart stopping beauty..

Mmmm DAMN!!

And I dont know which of their intensely beautiful pairs of uhh eyes, make me tingle more..

Sigh..

Beautiful, just beautiful..

Oh and Mael, I finally replied..

lol..

What? I feel like 10 day old ass, leave me alone..
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Old 09-13-2005, 10:13 AM   #794
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I feel like 10 day old ass, leave me alone..
You mean soft, smooth, pink and smelling of talcum powder?

You might call it baby powder, but I found out it wasn't made with babies....damn that false advertising...

p.s. I'm answering your e-mail now, EPS
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Old 09-13-2005, 10:36 AM   #795
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Yeah, I think she's in your neighbourhood somewhere. Just look for the closest Baptist church performing an exorcism somewhere and you'll probably find out they're doing it to her.

And where the hell is she, btw?
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Old 09-13-2005, 11:15 AM   #796
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The day just started, and already I feel like crap.



I hate work, is there anyway I can become a professional bum and still get a decent paycheck?
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Old 09-13-2005, 11:20 AM   #797
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The day just started, and already I feel like crap.



I hate work, is there anyway I can become a professional bum and still get a decent paycheck?
It's still early, plenty of time for the chainsaw..



I'll bring the blow torch and the pliers..
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Old 09-13-2005, 11:33 AM   #798
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There there, SOB, don't you just feel better now?
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Old 09-13-2005, 11:38 AM   #799
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It does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it Mael?

S.O.B....

Hey S.O.B!!

You There, S.O.B!!

My dad used to call me Gawdamnit, or was it Jesus Christ?

But either way, thats almost the same thing..

Right? Right?

>..<

Rolls right off of the tongue like that Black Cat Butt that Pitseleh was talking about in the music thread..

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My dad used to call me Gawdamnit, or was it Jesus Christ?

Best line I read all day.

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Rolls right off of the tongue like that Black Cat Butt that Pitseleh was talking about in the music thread..
Yeah, like licking a black cat's butt, it rolls right off the tongue, but I bet it leaves a different taste behind.... I guess.....'cause you can't be sure 'till you try, right?...

Wrong, actually. that's why I have never tried heroin or taking it up the arse.

I might like it...
If it comes to that, I'll take the heroin first, thank you.
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