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11-04-2005, 10:40 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Saskatoon Saskatchewan Canada
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Shirt Slogans...
***I don't know where to put this exactly.... but I thought here would be appropriate seeing it deals with Clothing....***
I need some shirt slogans for Christmas.... I have free run of a silk screen and I want to make some fun shirts for friends/family for christmas.....
I want wacky, off the wall slogans..... even disturbing if needed..... swearing is fine... if a picture is needed, I'm artistic so I could prolly figure that out too....
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"Teh Lordz Satan Protektz me frm ebil in mah PANTS!!!!!11111"
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11-04-2005, 04:50 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,051
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I don't know... I've been thinking of making a black shirt with bright letters that says 'TONE IT DOWN!!'... like the begining of that skinny puppy song. I figure it would go nicely with a pair of vinyl pants and goggles.
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11-04-2005, 07:12 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: technically in 8 places at once...
Posts: 506
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Some of mine that I've done:
"I taste of death. Bite me."
"I survived the Apocalypse and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
"UNPOPULAR"
"Pretend I'm not here"
"You are SO off the island!"
"I cause onomatophobia" (Note: Onomatophobia is the fear of hearing certain words or names.)
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11-04-2005, 07:15 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,051
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Those are cool, Nyquil ^.^ I love the color of Nyquil, by the way...
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"There's straw in his brains and his clothing is stained with mice and small newts and the perfectly maimed. Don't look under his hood in the place where he stood or you'll find yourself running from the rook in the wood."
-Cinema Strange
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11-04-2005, 07:23 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: technically in 8 places at once...
Posts: 506
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Originally Posted by Jane13
Those are cool, Nyquil ^.^ I love the color of Nyquil, by the way...
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So do I... which is a large part of the reason behind the name. Green's my favourite colour (yes, moreso than black, for shame!), especially emerald-y sorts of greens.
OK... I'll stop jacking the thread now. 
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11-04-2005, 07:25 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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hehehe.....im getting a shirt made atm that says
"i hate goths"
i figured i would get a rise out of all the baby/mall goths.
should be grand.
(sorry claws, i'm sure my post hasnt helped.)
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*another eliter*
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11-04-2005, 07:27 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: technically in 8 places at once...
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I should make one that says "Don't make me force-feed you NyQuil" or something.
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I can read your mind.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
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11-04-2005, 07:47 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Posts: 1,051
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Originally Posted by NyQuil of Doom
So do I... which is a large part of the reason behind the name. Green's my favourite colour (yes, moreso than black, for shame!), especially emerald-y sorts of greens.
OK... I'll stop jacking the thread now. |
Then call me Dymetap(sp)!
Oh, I saw a shirt once that said "Drink Apple Juice, 'cause OJ will kill you." I think he made it himself...
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"There's straw in his brains and his clothing is stained with mice and small newts and the perfectly maimed. Don't look under his hood in the place where he stood or you'll find yourself running from the rook in the wood."
-Cinema Strange
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11-06-2005, 03:13 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Sorry to interrupt...I have a "collection" of sorts - pick and choose whichever you like. None are mine...Just I found them funny and saved them randomly...
• The sex was so good that even the neighbours had a cigarette
• I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it
• I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me
• Some people are only alive because it illegal to kill them
• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke
• Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive
• You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to ME
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
• Earth…the insane asylum of the universe
• I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing
• Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes
• I don’t have to be dead to donate my organ
• I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not screaming like the passengers in his car
• God must love stupid people, he made so many of them
• The gene pool could use a little chlorine
• It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you!
• I took and IQ test and the results were negative
• Consciousness: that annoying time between naps
• Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
• Beer – the reason I get up every afternoon
• I must be a proctologist because I work with buttheads!
• “That’s it! I’m calling NANA!” (seen on an 8y/o girl)
• Wrinkled – not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up
• Procrastinate…NOW!
• Rehab is for quitters
• My dog can lick anyone!
• I have a degree in Liberal Arts – Would you like fries with that?
• Party - My crib - 2 a.m. (on a baby size t-shirt)
• Finally 21, and legally able to do all the things I’ve been doing since I was 15
• Tasmania – 1 million people and 13 last names
• FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software
• I’M OUT OF OESTREGEN AND I’VE GOT A GUN!
• A hangover is the wrath of grapes
• A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
• Stupidity is NOT a handicap! Please park elsewhere!
• DISCOURAGE INBREEDING – ban country music
• They call it PMS because mad cow disease was already taken
• He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead
• Time is fun when your having Flies – Kermit the Frog
• Police station toilet stolen – Cops have nothing to go on
• FOR SALE – Taliban Rifle, never fired, dropped once.
• Heck is where people go who don’t believe in gosh!
• Ham and Eggs – a day’s work for a chicken ~ a life commitment for a pig
• Welcome to Kentucky - set your watch back twenty years
• The trouble with life is there’s no background music
• The original point-and-click interface was a Smith & Wesson
• Mop&Glo – The floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team
• NyQuil – the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine
• My husband and I divorce over religious differences – he thought he was god and I didn’t.
If I were you, I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.
Okay, everybody in this room who's telekinetic, raise my hand.
Despite the high cost of living, it remains a popular item.
American society is a melting pot: the people on the bottom get burned and the scum rises to the top.
This is precisely the sort of thing that people who like this sort of thing will like.
My inner child can beat up your inner child...
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11-06-2005, 04:27 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Posts: 87
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Jesus forgave me...so why couldn't my victims parents?
My Girlfriend is infaliatble
By reading this you consent to oral sex
664 neighbor of the beast
eh I find all off those amusing...
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11-06-2005, 10:23 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Instant arsehole:
Just add alcohol!
If you think you feel good,
feel me!
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11-06-2005, 10:26 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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Santa comes once a year...the poor bastard!
or
Happy Birthday, JC
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11-06-2005, 01:10 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: D.C.
Posts: 538
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The Ten Commandments of Gothic Fashion
I. Thou shalt have no other colors before black.
II. Thou shalt not put unto thee the overdone whiteface.
III. Thou shalt not listen when others call thee vain.
IV. Remember the Sabbath and wear your nicest cross.
V. Honor thy father and mother; stain not the tub with hair dye.
VI. Thou shalt not kill for that outfit.
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery because he says, Nice boots.
VIII. Thou shalt not steal thy friend’s eyeliner design.
IX. Thou shalt not lie about thine outfit’s place of purchase.
X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s boots.
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Don't mind her. She's still upset because someone dropped a house on her sister.
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11-06-2005, 05:51 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I was born on a pirate ship
Posts: 195
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What were we talking about again?
Oh yeah...
"Santa doesn't exist"
and on back it would read....
"sorry, kids"
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"Either we are very, very, very much in danger, or very, very, very much...safe. "
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11-06-2005, 07:03 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: I live in Iceland!!
Posts: 92
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The headless chicken is after me again
Don't make me get my flying monkeys
One by one the penguins steal my sanity
Monkeys steal my underwear at night
Always forward, never straight (and a rainbow)
You say tomato, I say fuck you
Mors es quis
Let's just get one thing straight....I'M NOT!
In a world of complete darkness there is no shadow to fear
We already had sex
you got your clothes on
and you're sitting on my bed!
What the hell are you still doing here?
(this one is better for a poster in the bedroom though)
You all laugh
because I'm
different
I laugh
because you're
all the same
I'm just a person trapped inside of a womans body...
...but why be a man when you can be a success?
My day is not complete until I have terrified a total stranger
I'd kill for a Nobel-peace prize
Re-hab is for quitters
They're not mine but I try to live by them 
I, my sister and a friend collect and make up stuff like this
and we have more.....
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11-06-2005, 11:55 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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i'm a fan of "suck me beautiful!"
love the american pie movies.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-07-2005, 12:16 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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11-07-2005, 12:21 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The Netherworld between yo momma's legs.
Posts: 2,020
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My favourite shirt slogan would be:
The coloured pengiuns took my sanity
Or
I lost my virginity at the park...can I have yours?
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Hier sind doch irgendwo kinder versteckt
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11-07-2005, 05:05 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: middle america
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my brother once put up a picture in the bathroom, on the stall door in front of the pot, of john travolta with a crazy look in his eyes that said 'john travolta is watching you poop." it's so disturbing, and how rare is it that he actually has a bathroom with a wooden stall in it? i mean, the pic is right in your face when you sit down. i think he found it on the 'net. i could ask him for the sit if you want, wolf claws.
btw, is that an ocicat in your pic?
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11-07-2005, 05:24 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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Originally Posted by Demonista_Ravenesque
I lost my virginity at the park...can I have yours?
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awwww demonista, i'lll share mine with you.
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-30-2005, 02:05 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: australia, WA
Posts: 61
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Just some thoughts, not all originals though:
I hate everyone, and your next.
This is my soul your seeing (depends on the colour of the shirt)
You'll have to wait till I can think of some more.
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11-30-2005, 06:44 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Some God-forsaken town in the north of England
Posts: 23
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a few random suggestions
don't piss me off, i'm running out of places to hide the bodies
i wasn't born a bitch, men like you make me that way
stop staring at my tits
readthiswhileicheckoutyourtits
the hardest part of being at the top is deciding who to shit on
you've missed the point
by the time you've finished reading this you will have worked out that it's not worth reading
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11-30-2005, 06:52 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Darkwings, I'm loving your avatar.
Your avatar would make a pretty t-shirt!
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-30-2005, 03:05 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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I'm thinking of getting a shirt that says:
"I'm the Alpha, bitch!"
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11-30-2005, 04:01 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Lisboa, Portugal
Posts: 1,608
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An' I'm the Omega, biaaatch!!!
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