Hold The Phone! - Page 2

Stormtrooper of Death · 01-29-2009, 09:09 AM

Whatever JCC. I'm not elitist, I just like to help people access some music.

Tam: I suppose we are. Lol

Stormtrooper of Death · 01-29-2009, 09:15 AM

Well, back to the point of this thread. I need more advice here.

Necrophagist · 01-29-2009, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by JCC

This is an internet forum, why would I want a 'war' with another stock elitist punk character? I'm telling you that NOBODY cares about how cool you think listening to obscure bands makes you.

Well you obviously do JCC. Why don't you let this go?

Stormtrooper of Death · 01-29-2009, 09:18 AM

Thanks Necrophagist. I just want this thread to get back on track.

gothicusmaximus · 01-29-2009, 09:46 AM

Here's a tip: spend the time you'd otherwise use to make gnet worse at the gym. Though I won't make any promises, that hidden beneath your deplorably obese physique is an almost-half attractive man is possible, and, if this is the case, you will probably be able to find some almost half-attractive woman for whom to settle. Although even with the visage of Adonis your repugnant character would prevent you from wooing anyone of actual quality, you'll at least be provided with a wet vagina into which you can blow your load. Just make sure you use contraceptives, the only people who deserve to breed less than you do are the women willing to so debase themselves as to interact with you in any way but to wrinkle their noses in your direction.

Underwater Ophelia · 01-29-2009, 10:22 AM

Haha.
That was pretty good.

Godslayer Jillian · 01-29-2009, 01:12 PM

I just remembered why I had a fall with SoD

Necrophagist · 01-29-2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia

Haha.
That was pretty good.

No it wasn't.

ajmdajtwmdahjm

Xombie · 01-29-2009, 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death

How did my music get mainstream? How many people have even heard of Disgust or B.U.S.H?

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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death

Whatever JCC. I'm not elitist, I just like to help people access some music.

That's not showing an elitist attitude? It's either that or desperation to be an elitist. Haha.
"I REALLY DO listen to bands that nobody's heard of! Really!"

tekajo · 01-29-2009, 04:24 PM

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See now this is why I really didn't want to do this, because of the reaction I'd get

Then why does this thread exist?

i'd like to take this opportunity to say the banners on Gnet are psychic. Since i'm using Opera today i can see all those nifty banners. The one at top is currently stating "Holy moly i got Bristol tickets".

How does this ad know that i desperately want to witness at least one race at Bristol Motor Speedway in my life?

Spooky.

Cicero · 01-29-2009, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus

Here's a tip: spend the time you'd otherwise use to make gnet worse at the gym. Though I won't make any promises, that hidden beneath your deplorably obese physique is an almost-half attractive man is possible, and, if this is the case, you will probably be able to find some almost half-attractive woman for whom to settle. Although even with the visage of Adonis your repugnant character would prevent you from wooing anyone of actual quality, you'll at least be provided with a wet vagina into which you can blow your load. Just make sure you use contraceptives, the only people who deserve to breed less than you do are the women willing to so debase themselves as to interact with you in any way but to wrinkle their noses in your direction.

This is good advice.

Mealla · 01-29-2009, 08:58 PM

You're in high school. With the exception of rednecks, hicks, trailer park hussies, etc., most people don't find "that special someone" until AFTER high school. Additionally, aside from not coming off as desperate, if you want a girlfriend, you should get out and interact with people more. This means stepping away from the computer and going out and physically doing things with other people face-to-face. I recommend pursuing a hobby and/or websites such as Meetup.com. You might even have some fun and learn to appreciate yourself.

Stormtrooper of Death · 01-30-2009, 08:01 AM

Let's clear up some stuff here:

I'm not in high school, I'm in college.

Two, I only weigh 180 pounds, I'm not fat.

Three I don't spend alot of time on the computer, I only surf when I have free time between classes, which is not often.

Tam Li Hua · 01-30-2009, 08:06 AM

Ask a cute girl on campus out on a non-serious date. It'll help you to get used to being around girls.

Stormtrooper of Death · 01-30-2009, 08:09 AM

I could, but I get too nervous. I get a few feet way and then I take off. There is this one though, she's so beautiful. Like an angel with doc Martens on. *swoons* Hey check out my new thread in General Tam, please?

Tam Li Hua · 01-30-2009, 08:18 AM

I think I did. O.o I'm constantly hitting the "new post" button at the top so I don't miss any goings-on. XD I'll check and see if I missed anything, though.

Stormtrooper of Death · 01-30-2009, 08:20 AM

Thanks much.

Tam Li Hua · 01-30-2009, 08:20 AM

You're welcome.

Solumina · 01-30-2009, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death

I could, but I get too nervous. I get a few feet way and then I take off. There is this one though, she's so beautiful. Like an angel with doc Martens on. *swoons* Hey check out my new thread in General Tam, please?

If you have a class with her then ask if she can help you study. It will give you an oppurtunity to get to know her without putting either of you in an awkward situation. If you get along well you can always ask her out on a real date, if not then you still have something to do and talk about so it doesn't get uncomfortable if you don't really click.

Now seriously stop swooning and take some action.

Necrophagist · 01-30-2009, 01:32 PM

Get cool hair, and act sensative. Apparently the latter works best

Mir · 01-30-2009, 02:38 PM

SoD: You reiterate the SAME RHETORIC IN EVERY THREAD.

gothicusmaximus · 01-30-2009, 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death

Let's clear up some stuff here:

I'm not in high school, I'm in college.

Two, I only weigh 180 pounds, I'm not fat.

Man, that's depressing. Obesity and shitty environment are the best excuse for inability get girls, all this means is that you're irreparably ugly, or that your personality is even more repugnant in person than it is online.

badteccy · 01-30-2009, 05:22 PM

Stormtrooper...you are more desperate than ::insert a witty and scathing analogy::

I could be funnier, but getting laid off takes the humor out of most things.

badteccy · 01-31-2009, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death

Hey if he wants a war, he's got one.

Lamest thing I read all day.

Mealla · 02-01-2009, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death

Let's clear up some stuff here:

I'm not in high school, I'm in college.

Ah...I see you've changed it now, but it said "high school senior" on your profile when I checked it before making that post.

Anyhow...I know of a couple of guys that don't "get girls" due to sheer shyness. The fact of the matter is, most women (with some exceptions here and there) prefer the man to make the first move. Most of the guys that "get chicks" are very forward and confident. Think of it this way though...try talking to a girl. If that goes well and you end up enjoying the conversation, try asking for her phone number, e-mail address, or im name at the end of the conversation. What's the worst that could happen? If she isn't interested, you just move on and don't waste any more time on that one.