 |
|
 |
| Whining This forum is for general whining. Please post all suicide threats, complaints about significant others, and statements about how unfair school is to this board. |
02-15-2010, 12:36 PM
|
#1
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
|
White people make terrible pimps
There, I said it!
__________________
Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 12:37 PM
|
#2
|
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
|
It's true........I also hate wiggers.
__________________
rubber band balls
Bring Kontan Back
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 12:41 PM
|
#3
|
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: new zealand
Posts: 255
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
It's true........I also hate wiggers.
|
fa shizzle.
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 12:44 PM
|
#4
|
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sugar Hill
Posts: 3,887
|
I met an assistant pimp the other day.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by KontanKarite
I promote radical change through my actions.
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
I have chugged more than ten epic boners.
|
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 12:45 PM
|
#5
|
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
|
How does that work?
__________________
rubber band balls
Bring Kontan Back
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 12:48 PM
|
#6
|
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 290
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Despanan
I met an assistant pimp the other day.
|
I just died with laughter.... Now I'm a ghost. Thanks a lot.
:: looks around for cannibals ::
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 12:49 PM
|
#7
|
Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
It's true........I also hate wiggers.
|
See, xjin doesn't hate black people. Just black behavior.
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 12:53 PM
|
#8
|
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
|
...well I wouldn't really say that... cuz you see.... it's just that.....
fuck it you're right.
__________________
rubber band balls
Bring Kontan Back
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 12:56 PM
|
#9
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
|
Omg, win! Lmao!
__________________
Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 12:57 PM
|
#10
|
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
|
You no laugh...you no funny.
__________________
rubber band balls
Bring Kontan Back
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 01:49 PM
|
#11
|
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Seattle
Posts: 190
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Despanan
I met an assistant pimp the other day.
|
Thanks! I choked on my fucking drink dude! LOL
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 05:11 PM
|
#12
|
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Despanan
I met an assistant pimp the other day.
|
So... a pimp whose pimping skills are pimped out by another pimp?
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 07:00 PM
|
#13
|
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Infront mi cogida laptop
Posts: 307
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by vindicatedxjin
...well I wouldn't really say that... cuz you see.... it's just that.....
fuck it you're right.
|
whahaha. Nice
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 07:21 PM
|
#14
|
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
|
Ben, I spit wine on myself after reading this thread title.
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 07:41 PM
|
#15
|
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Yew City
Posts: 2,413
|
Better not be Mad Dog of Colt 44 else Jin will hate you for your "ethnic" sensibilities.
__________________
I am The Mighty Cooch!!!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 07:45 PM
|
#16
|
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
|
Bahaha at first glance, I thought you meant 3 dog from fallout 3 who is black, and a pretty cool dj. I dunno what colt 44 is. I probably wouldn't like him or it or whatever it is that you are talking about.
__________________
rubber band balls
Bring Kontan Back
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 08:09 PM
|
#17
|
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: On the fast road to Nowtown!
Posts: 857
|
Aside from Butters actually turning a profit, I can't really remember the name of even that one white pimp from American Pimp...I'm seriously trying to imagine a white guy doing the Willie Dynamite wardrobe and I can't get this damn grin off my face now.
__________________
Look at me, guys! I'm twirling my guitar and kicking just like we did at practice!
|
|
|
|
|
02-15-2010, 08:32 PM
|
#18
|
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
|
So what, we can't jump AND we can't pimp?
|
|
|
|
|
02-16-2010, 12:32 AM
|
#19
|
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: On the fast road to Nowtown!
Posts: 857
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
So what, we can't jump AND we can't pimp? |
Since there is only one clip out of two, I can only guess that you guys are still working on doing both at the same time. :P
Jump AND pimp at the same time. Oooooo.
__________________
Look at me, guys! I'm twirling my guitar and kicking just like we did at practice!
|
|
|
|
|
02-16-2010, 02:07 AM
|
#20
|
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
Posts: 1,292
|
Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
So what, we can't jump AND we can't pimp? |
We can't dance, either. In the hood. With the boyos. wURD.
__________________
Hist. Hark.
|
|
|
|
|
02-16-2010, 11:09 AM
|
#21
|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
|
Nope. We can't jump or dance or pimp. We apparently do, however, make AMUSING GIGILOS!
__________________
Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
|
|
|
|
|
02-16-2010, 02:47 PM
|
#22
|
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
|
And rock stars.................and strippers.
__________________
rubber band balls
Bring Kontan Back
|
|
|
|
|
02-16-2010, 07:07 PM
|
#23
|
Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
|
|
|
|
|
|
02-17-2010, 02:22 AM
|
#24
|
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
|
That is a slight impressive outfit. Still not a pimp though.
__________________
I Like Cheese!
|
|
|
|
|
02-17-2010, 11:26 AM
|
#25
|
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Nowhere
Posts: 1,835
|
You're right, Sean Connery isn't a pimp. He is the pimp.
|
|
|
|
Posting Rules
|
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
HTML code is Off
|
|
|
All times are GMT -7. The time now is 10:34 AM.
|
|
