Gone 4eva Omg Etc Etc - Page 2

edible_eye · 09-09-2005, 08:34 AM

fair enough. you answered my question.

thanx.

pitseleh · 09-09-2005, 08:38 AM

It looks like he fisted a cow with pantyhose on his arms.

Not that I would know anything about that sort of fetishism...

And what's that on his t-shirt? Two firemen wanking eachother off?

edible_eye · 09-09-2005, 08:41 AM

hahahahahaha - pitseleh...

well, i'd say i luv ya but i'm too masculine for that. so, i'll just say i luv ya.

... fisted a cow ... HA!

MrMaelstrom · 09-09-2005, 09:03 AM

When I was 17, back in Oz, my class went on a biology excursion to an artificial insemination farm....

So I got to fist me a cow too...
Did you know that cows have no sphincter? Howzat for a bit o trivial information?

edible_eye · 09-09-2005, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Did you know that cows have no sphincter?

i'm using that in my signature whether you let me or not.

MrMaelstrom · 09-09-2005, 09:45 AM

Er...... ok?

But why would you?

Has someone dropped LSD in the US drinking water? 'Cause you're all making me feel very lucid today. You all seem to be stoned or hallucinating....

edible_eye · 09-09-2005, 09:57 AM

- sigh -

it's (the site) not allowing me to update my sig.

edible_eye · 09-11-2005, 02:20 PM

yay! i got my sphincter message up and running... well, it's mael's sphincter message, but i'm using it.

edible_eye · 09-11-2005, 05:41 PM

you have a few of them, darlin' - one keeps your food in your stomach, another keeps your oh, so wonderful urine inside your oh, so wonderful bladder. still another will keep the boys attempting to violate you when you're drunk and vulnerable, so beware....

MrMaelstrom · 09-13-2005, 12:01 PM

Now that we all know what a sphincter is...and that the thread is totally derailed, if anyone still cares to know about the "censoring" program:

It's to avoid paedophiles, racists and bigots from coming here form a search engine.

So racial slurrs and such are also censored. We just didn't find out 'cause we're not debating NWA lyrics here. Why aren't we, by the way? I mean, I just love "Express Yo'self"

What was I talking about again?

Oh, yeah, Maelstrom has not smoked pot for 15 hours straight....

Let's see how far I can take this shit...

Soul_Immortal · 09-13-2005, 12:12 PM

I dare you. o.o

Star of Blight · 09-13-2005, 06:47 PM

Fuck that, smoke more. Oh and in regards to the t-shirt, it's the same picture as on the cover of a Curious George childrens book.

Don't ask how I know this, it's just the fucked up way my memory works. And no I don't have a shirt like that so don't fucking ask or the shivings shall begin.

pitseleh · 09-13-2005, 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Oh, yeah, Maelstrom has not smoked pot for 15 hours straight....

Let's see how far I can take this shit...

Oh yeah?! Shit, I haven't smoked for 7 days now... Longest I've gone without since... when? Sometime in '99 when I had pneumonia, I think.

I'm worried how this will affect my brain. The layer of THC-saturated fat that surrounds it like so much aspic around a collection of random vegetables is starting to disintegrate.

Star of Blight · 09-14-2005, 02:19 AM

Two months, ha! Thank god for beer, mmm yummy beer.

MrMaelstrom · 09-14-2005, 03:57 AM

Ok, day one has gone by, and I feel like smoking 5 cigarretes at the same time...

Maybe I would find it easier to drop cigarrettes instead...

Peter · 09-14-2005, 03:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaelstrom

Now that we all know what a sphincter is...and that the thread is totally derailed, if anyone still cares to know about the "censoring" program:

It's to avoid paedophiles, racists and bigots from coming here form a search engine.

So racial slurrs and such are also censored. We just didn't find out 'cause we're not debating NWA lyrics here. Why aren't we, by the way? I mean, I just love "Express Yo'self"

What was I talking about again?

Oh, yeah, Maelstrom has not smoked pot for 15 hours straight....

Let's see how far I can take this shit...

Last edited by DirtNap : Yesterday at 06:29 PM.

So how come my posts get edited?, in case there are Russian paedophile's who can't spell?

If the point is to stop using certain words to stop attracting certain types of people then getting around it for valid non-paedophile bigoted etc. reasons should be acceptable.

Not that I believe not using those words will stop those people finding this board, but still.

secretboy · 09-19-2005, 11:20 AM

Hey, this seems like a good and somewhat quiet place to say my farewells here. I've heard secondhand of the drama -- and those few of you who remember me know I'm not a huge fan of drama save when it involves how your favorite Siouxsie song sucks and my favorite is so much better (today it's back to "Spellbound", for those of you keeping score)

...er, anyways.

Life's insane and I have another one of those tech jobs that takes up all my time. All my admin privilidges were with the old group and I'm sure they were taken away, and with good reason. I hold no real ill-will towards the new people and I'm pretty glad that something I slaved away for five or so years doing fiction editing will still be around. I'm not able to keep up with all the threads anymore because my job takes up that much, pining for a girl 3000 miles away takes up a little more, and what remains goes into writing ficiton.

So you fuckers better read the stories when they start printing them, ok? Or else Uncle Secretboy will be peevish.

Wish me luck finishing my novel. You all that do remember me are welcome to contact me on aim(sdarkly1972) or yim(scanner_darkly) (don't have an msn account...sorry)

-Seth

MrMaelstrom · 09-19-2005, 11:41 AM

Don't you dare leave for good (I had actually lost hope), and keep us posted.
We'll read whatever piece of paper you leave your mark on (yes, even toilet paper).

Good luck to you man...

p.s. I'll try to catch you on AIM or another chat thingamabob when I can. Oh, and mine's Nightshift now :P

Empty_Purple_Stars · 09-19-2005, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by secretboy

Hey, this seems like a good and somewhat quiet place to say my farewells here. I've heard secondhand of the drama -- and those few of you who remember me know I'm not a huge fan of drama save when it involves how your favorite Siouxsie song sucks and my favorite is so much better (today it's back to "Spellbound", for those of you keeping score)

...er, anyways.

Life's insane and I have another one of those tech jobs that takes up all my time. All my admin privilidges were with the old group and I'm sure they were taken away, and with good reason. I hold no real ill-will towards the new people and I'm pretty glad that something I slaved away for five or so years doing fiction editing will still be around. I'm not able to keep up with all the threads anymore because my job takes up that much, pining for a girl 3000 miles away takes up a little more, and what remains goes into writing ficiton.

So you fuckers better read the stories when they start printing them, ok? Or else Uncle Secretboy will be peevish.

Wish me luck finishing my novel. You all that do remember me are welcome to contact me on aim(sdarkly1972) or yim(scanner_darkly) (don't have an msn account...sorry)

-Seth

Bah, don't go..

We need your Ginormous brain and Rapier wit..

I'll try and catch you on Yahoo when I get back home..

You could merely continue to grace us with your presence every so often..

Cmon, it REALLY won't be the same without you.

And yes as Mael said, we will read and fondle ourselevs to ANYTHING you write..

So please say you wont Poof permanently?

We worship and adore you, and I don't want to climb that tree with my sniper rifle, without you..

Sniffle..

Oh and Mael, I replied..

And what is Nightwish? I still have your other Yahoo id..

Is Nightwish your AIM id?

MrMaelstrom · 09-19-2005, 12:03 PM

EPS, I replied too, but am not sure it was sent. Please confirm reception.

secretboy · 09-19-2005, 12:03 PM

I can probably manage to pop in every once in a while, actually. I don't see why not! It's more time constraints that's keeping me, as well as vague annoyance at not being able to lock down choad-threads anymore

seeing dead can dance this thursday! (and maybe wendnesday) -- and bauhaus next month!!!!

MrMaelstrom · 09-19-2005, 12:09 PM

I saw VNV NAtion on friday and was speaking to the singer for quite awhile at the after-concert party (although my mistress thinks he was trying to pick me up).

And I saw Bauhaus all the way back in '98.

I am therefore: NOT IMPRESSED...

'course I am, sucker....

p.s. please drop a line when you have the time, inclination and patience.

edible_eye · 09-19-2005, 12:58 PM

good luck on the novel, secret.

1TOOMANY · 09-19-2005, 06:51 PM

Best wishes!

You know your not leaving for good!

Soul_Immortal · 09-19-2005, 07:47 PM

Nightwish, VNV Nation....=)