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11-21-2005, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Past the red fire hydrant
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YAH!!!! Im in love!!!!
Guys I really really need your help on this one!! Usually in the school im in, I never really am interested in the girls who go here because they're all your typicla ghetto black girl but today something really weird happened. I feel in love with a ghetto girl and I dont know what to do!!! I dont know what to say!!!! What should I dooo?!?!?1
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11-21-2005, 01:27 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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Wait whoa...I'm from the ghetto...what exactly constitutes "ghetto people"?
Most people don't live in the ghetto by choice, so offer her little escapes from there like movies that don't star 50 cent (and bus out of that neighborhood to see whatever movie you want to see. Offer to take her someplace, again outside of that area for lunch or something.
For now put the 40oz away...
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11-21-2005, 01:57 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
Posts: 953
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
*another eliter*
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11-21-2005, 02:00 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 24
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Well that depends on who you think he should turn into...and how deliciously handsome that person is ;-)
Welcome Back Xnguela.
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11-21-2005, 02:01 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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Ha, everytime I see a new thread from a new user I think troll.
Everytime I read the thread my suspicions are reinforced.
Troll or an idiot. Either/or, it suits.
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11-21-2005, 02:03 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 24
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How about sub-moronic loser? Just to be creative :smile:
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11-21-2005, 04:25 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I was born on a pirate ship
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Wow...just...wow...was it love at first sight? Because yeah...that doesn't exist, only in the movies, my dear.
and if you are under 19 or so, still with your mommy and daddy or devoid of life experience then it isn't love...it's a mild form of lust...and hormones.
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11-21-2005, 04:29 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Originally Posted by Disfunction
Ha, everytime I see a new thread from a new user I think troll.
Everytime I read the thread my suspicions are reinforced.
Troll or an idiot. Either/or, it suits.
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You stole my thoughts, evil thought stealer.
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11-21-2005, 04:32 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Florida
Posts: 325
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While it's great that you think your in love.. why the hell is is posted in the "whining" section?
Here's a tip for ya.. Be yourself. If you really like her and your acting like someone your not she WILL find out. They always do, and even if she would have liked you for you.. You have already done the damage of lying to her.
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy
With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;
And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
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11-21-2005, 04:50 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: your house
Posts: 212
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Chicks also dig a hot, stylin' car. Preferrably a muscle car.
Also: they really like guys who know ninjitsu. And if some guy hits on your girl, you can totally go apeshit on the guy and break his arms.
Never ever talk about religion or politics or your underwear with her parents. But you should totally let the father know you could kick his ass if you needed to: it's the only way he'll ever respect you.
Also, if you met this girl online, feel free to use MrMaelstrom's picture when they ask you what you look like. It worked for me!
-s
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11-21-2005, 04:52 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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How does Mr Maelstorn look like?
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11-21-2005, 04:56 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Saskatoon Saskatchewan Canada
Posts: 300
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Originally Posted by Xnguela
Ooh, ooh! I have a suggestion!
Carve her initials into your arm. You're gothic, right? That's totally the gothy thing to do.
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Nah... do A Whole Sonnette Devoted to her.... on your Back.....
Then Get the Photos and Publish them in your Little School Zine, right next to your buddies article on how Marylin Manson is Really the Second Coming....
Yea. Your one of those People with that Special Little Quality.... Whats that Called?...... Ummm.... Oh Yea.... It's Called Stupid. Thats right. My Bad.
But seriously. What the fuck does it matter if your in love with a "Ghetto Chick"? I'm engaged to a Biology Major, who happens to be a farm girl. It doesn't matter who they are, or what subgroup they belong to. Love is Love.
You fuckin putz.
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11-21-2005, 05:09 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
you guys freaking rock.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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11-21-2005, 05:49 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Detroit.
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Um... DETROIT people don't like ghetto cracks.
I guess you should buy her an electric blue Cavalier and give her $100 a week to get her nails done. Then she'll see that you don't take her seriously and realize that you think of her as a ghetto girl and kick you to the curb where you belong.
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Philosophy, cake, and sodomy. Mostly sodomy.
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11-21-2005, 05:55 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months." Oscar Wilde
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11-21-2005, 06:28 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 3,793
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Originally Posted by Soma Cruz
Guys I really really need your help on this one!! Usually in the school im in, I never really am interested in the girls who go here because they're all your typicla ghetto black girl but today something really weird happened. I feel in love with a ghetto girl and I dont know what to do!!! I dont know what to say!!!! What should I dooo?!?!?1
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ok - here's what you do...
drop out of school and leave your parents' home. move in beneath a bridge or inside some drainage pipe and live there, watching her from afar while she grows and matures.
steal glimpses of her happy life while she graduates high school, college and eventually marries. make sure you know exactly how many children she has with her husband and take every smile she shares with her family to heart.
wait until you're both about 40 or so and then ring her doorbell. you should look and smell sufficiently putrid by then and when she answers the door, tell her who you are and that you gave everything up for her back in high school, watching her grow and reveling in her happiness from afar.
she'll melt, she'll cry and then she'll leave her family to be with you - why? cuz there ain't a chic alive who can resist a sob story. it's fail-safe.
good luck.
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11-21-2005, 06:36 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: a lonely place...
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the only ghetto i know about is the jewish ghetto in germany during the war, but i think the american ghetto must be a little differant.
anyone care to explain this ghetto thingey?
E_E thats soo stupid, it freaking rocks my world!!! 
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"the man who won an award for taking the most drugs ever consumed by a human has died. he was attacked by a pack of wolves....he thought he saw."
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11-21-2005, 06:37 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: Portland, Oregon
Posts: 579
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Originally Posted by secretboy
Chicks also dig a hot, stylin' car. Preferrably a muscle car.
Also: they really like guys who know ninjitsu. And if some guy hits on your girl, you can totally go apeshit on the guy and break his arms.
Never ever talk about religion or politics or your underwear with her parents. But you should totally let the father know you could kick his ass if you needed to: it's the only way he'll ever respect you.
Also, if you met this girl online, feel free to use MrMaelstrom's picture when they ask you what you look like. It worked for me!
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Saweet! I've got a muscle car! And I've seen ninjitsu movies - I could totally be a cage fighter. Move over Junior - I'm coing to steal your ghetto girl 
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11-21-2005, 06:52 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2004
Posts: 2,130
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You didn't post this on a Friday, so you aren't truely a goth.
And wear protection, cause if there's one thing that she don't need is another little hungry mouth to feed in the ghetto.
In the ghetto!
And a momma cries
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11-21-2005, 07:02 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Australia
Posts: 1,761
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Some Cruz, if you were in Australia and publically announced that you liked a 'ghetto girl', you'll most likely be called a racist.
In addition, you will be shot by me! =)
Next time, use your language more wisely.
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11-22-2005, 02:07 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: D.C.
Posts: 538
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You think you can love someone while still classifying them as a stereotype?
I think not.
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Don't mind her. She's still upset because someone dropped a house on her sister.
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11-22-2005, 02:40 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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My shoes smell rather funky; girls don't talk to me.
Don't wear funky smelling shoes.
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11-29-2005, 11:12 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Portugal
Posts: 17
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don't change yourself..
she will like you as you are... or she is not a good person
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11-29-2005, 11:35 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: England
Posts: 47
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Originally Posted by Disfunction
Ha, everytime I see a new thread from a new user I think troll.
Everytime I read the thread my suspicions are reinforced.
Troll or an idiot. Either/or, it suits.
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Thats just harsh! YOU WAS A NOOB ONCE!........I think :S
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11-29-2005, 11:38 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: England
Posts: 47
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and im in love.........WITH EVERY SINGLE PERSON HERE! ^_^ *HUGS*
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