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View Poll Results: If you were blindfolded and strapped to a chair, who would you rather be forced to listen to: Britne
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Jessica Simpson all the way!
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Britney Spears, baby!
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Christina Aguilera is my dirty goddess!
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03-05-2004, 08:13 PM
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Imagine yourself a prisoner...
Mmmm, just wondering... :oops:
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03-05-2004, 08:17 PM
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I'd move the chair around until I were free or scream so loudly that my captors would be forced to kill me first
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What I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there, 'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too?
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03-05-2004, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Spraeg
I'd move the chair around and scream so loudly that my captors would be forced to kill me first
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Rohypnol / chlorophorm. You can still have nightmares from the music in your dreams, after all, and still hear it while utterly unconscious. Maybe.
Britney Spears for me. I used to listen to her music, so I'm hoping that I'll have built up an immunity to it.
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03-05-2004, 08:29 PM
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hmmmmm.....
i wonder if i could figure out how to gnaw off the tips of my pinkies & use them as ear plugs??
where there's a will, there's a way......
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03-05-2004, 08:33 PM
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Christina Aguilera. Because there are points in time when she can actually sing.
Actually, I'm just posting because I've been meaning to tell Ice for a long time that bunny rabbit with the shades is *kewt*. I think I'm obsessed. :shock:
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03-05-2004, 08:38 PM
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:P
Whee! Thanks.
I used it with advice and consent of the cabinet of Priestination; Agent .Bp.
Well, thanks for the compliment anyways, makes me feel a twinge of specialnessicity.
edit: I've got labout fifty of those wierd animal pictures on my hidden website (You'll never find them):P
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03-05-2004, 09:09 PM
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I would rather die then to listen to any of them sing. But if I really had to it would be Christina Aguilera because my mom listens to her music at home and in the car.
D_O_T_N
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03-05-2004, 09:35 PM
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Definately Christina. I dislike her less.
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03-05-2004, 09:53 PM
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I chose Jessica Simpson because I don't even know who she is :? I can't really hate something I have no clue about. Though, given the context, I can assume her music isn't likely to make my favorites list.
Anyway, I think I would hold my breath until I passed out. I would continue this until I lost enough brain cells that I would become a vegetable.
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03-05-2004, 09:57 PM
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I chose Jessica Simpson because I don't even know who she is :? I can't really hate something I have no clue about. Though, given the context, I can assume her music isn't likely to make my favorites list.
Anyway, I think I would hold my breath until I passed out. I would continue this until I lost enough brain cells that I would become a vegetable.
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actually, it's physically impossible to hold your breath until you pass out, your autonomous nervous system takes over and forces you to breathe. it does that any time your brain is deprived of air, thats why noone ever suffocates under water, you drown because your brain forces you to inhale... Just a little tidbit of information from an anal-retentive nitpicker who knows too much useless crap...
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~Spraeg~
What I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there, 'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too?
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03-05-2004, 10:03 PM
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Oooh yeah, Spraeg... didja know that there are more sheep in New Zealand than people? That peace symbol was derived from the toxic symbol? Ants communicate with (chemical) smell? That 42 is the meaning of life? That 9 is the sacred number? That the mome raths outgrabe? And that really, lemmings don't toss themselves off cliffs, but that they were filmed doing that because the producers needed "interesting" happenings in their documentary? ... Didja Didja? Huh huh? Didja Huh?
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And didja know that I am officially embarressed because of my little knowledge scramble?
:oops:
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03-05-2004, 10:08 PM
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Oooh yeah, Spraeg... didja know that there are more sheep in New Zealand than people? That peace symbol was derived from the toxic symbol? Ants communicate with (chemical) smell? That 42 is the meaning of life? That 9 is the sacred number? That the mome raths outgrabe? And that really, lemmings don't toss themselves off cliffs, but that they were filmed doing that because the producers needed "interesting" happenings in their documentary? ... Didja Didja? Huh huh? Didja Huh?
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And didja know that I am officially embarressed because of my little knowledge scramble?
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actually, sadly, I knew ALL of that... except for the embarrasment part...
(and lemmings actually DO throw themselves off cliffs :wink: )
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~Spraeg~
What I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there, 'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too?
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03-05-2004, 10:10 PM
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Ahh, ok then... are your sources reliable? :P
--- and just to stay on track: I was wondering why someone voted for Jessica Simpson :P
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03-05-2004, 10:15 PM
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Ahh, ok then... are your sources reliable? :P
--- and just to stay on track: I was wondering why someone voted for Jessica Simpson :P
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hell, I don't remember where I've heard all this shit... I just store it all.
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~Spraeg~
What I've felt, what I've known
Sick and tired, I stand alone
Could you be there, 'cause I'm the one who waits for you
Or are you unforgiven too?
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03-05-2004, 10:24 PM
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ki
I choose not to go along with this scenario.However,I wouldn't be adverse to the idea of tying them all down naked to various bondage apperatus in a sound-proof room.And one ball gag apiece....... :twisted:
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03-05-2004, 10:36 PM
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That 42 is the meaning of life?
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Well, the answer doesnt help you much if you dont know the question.
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03-05-2004, 10:48 PM
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Well, if the machine didn't have to stop working, we would know. :P
--Darn. I forgot Why it stopped working... huh, well, I guess it must be the answer why we don't know the question to the meaning of life.
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03-06-2004, 05:02 PM
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It stopped working because Earth was bulldozed 1 min (or some other short amount of time that I can't remember precisely) before the question would be revealed. I think. It's been a while. *goes to dust off book and sits down to read*
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03-06-2004, 06:48 PM
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In addition to being the least uncomfortable object of aural torture, I think
Christina Aguilera would also survive the longest if dropped off alone in a
vast wilderness. Jessica Simpson would croak within the hour, I suspect,
while Britney would probably shack up with a bear and live off his jizz.
Then be mauled by his wife when she found out.
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04-06-2004, 01:20 AM
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it would be christina.. she can sing.. britney spears can't sing.. she just needs to give up and be a dancer.. that she can do.. but if you've ever had the misfortune of hearing her live, you'd swear she was a man.. as for jessica simpson.. i've watched her on tv.. she is an utter dumbass and her huband gets the "most patient husband award" coupled with the "i am the dumbass that could have had any woman in the world and i chose a barely legal trophy baloon instead award.."
i have a severe allergy to dumbasses.. especially ones who buy 300$ bedsheets and can't tell the difference between fish and poultry..
ok.. the rant is over..
i can breathe now..
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04-06-2004, 12:04 PM
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Christina Aguilera: She has a strong voice, and I like a corset that she wore some time ago.... :roll:
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04-14-2004, 03:17 AM
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~hides~
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07-24-2004, 10:08 PM
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I chose Jessica Simpson because I don't even know who she is :? I can't really hate something I have no clue about. Though, given the context, I can assume her music isn't likely to make my favorites list.
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I chose the same for about the same reason! I know who she is (damn boring saturdays watching VH1 at my friend's house), but I've never heard anything by her.
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07-25-2004, 02:12 PM
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Oh, no... not this thread again o_O
:oops:
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07-29-2004, 11:41 AM
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never
like they would ever actually get me strapped to a chair
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