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Old 01-10-2009, 10:38 AM   #1
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New Account, Same Person (Not Really)

I was GothicChristian, but, seeing as I am no longer a Christian, I decided a new name was in order.

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
I'm a student.
I like art and literature.

2. Where are you from?
Florida, where it's either insanely hot, ridiculously rainy, dreadfully humid, or a combination of any/all of the three.

3. Who is your favorite author?
I have a few, but I'm too lazy to think of them at the moment. If you really care go back to my original introduction.

4. What are your favorite films?
See above question.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
I don't plan on getting married.

6. At your funeral?
I'll be dead, why would it matter to me?

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
I want Micheal Jacksons nose to jump off of the Empire State Building and kill me on impact. "What nose?" You might ask... well, that's kind of the point.

8. What kind of casket would you want?
See question six.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
My black and red velvet dress. It's Midieval-ish.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
Being a smart ass to my parents friends and they couldn't get mad because I was just that cute.

11. What's your favorite band?
I'm still lazy, go look at the introduction for my old account, that hasn't changed much.

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
I'm a high school sophomore.

13. Why did you join?
Just 'cause.

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
Most people know that I'm a half gay man trapped in a womans body.
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Old 01-10-2009, 10:45 AM   #2
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Now I will have to rely on your avatar to tell you and NightmareInShiningArmour apart.
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Old 01-10-2009, 10:46 AM   #3
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14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
Most people know that I'm a half gay man trapped in a womans body.
Hehe, That made me laugh!
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Old 01-10-2009, 10:49 AM   #4
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Now I will have to rely on your avatar to tell you and NightmareInShiningArmour apart.
Oh sheeze, I forgot about him.
I picked my name as a bit of a joke "Hey, Megan, you know, the way you stick up for me it's kind of like you're my knight in shining armor." an old friend once said to me, and many other people have aluded to my similarities. There's also fact that I'm big of chivalry, despite being a girl.
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Old 01-10-2009, 11:32 AM   #5
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Pssh, chivalry my ass. This coming from the girl who slams doors in my face intentionally.
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Old 01-10-2009, 11:37 AM   #6
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i think you changed your username a little too prematurely. i mean, your epiphany was what? Last week? Are you quite positive that you are no longer a Christian?

God doesn't like it when people constantly change their minds.
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Old 01-10-2009, 11:40 AM   #7
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i think you changed your username a little too prematurely. i mean, your epiphany was what? Last week? Are you quite positive that you are no longer a Christian?

God doesn't like it when people constantly change their minds.
So? as long as she doens't go back to christianity in a snap, then she should be fine with a name change.
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Old 01-10-2009, 11:46 AM   #8
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So? as long as she doens't go back to christianity in a snap, then she should be fine with a name change.
Maybe you should have renamed yourself Knight in Dull As Fuck Armour.

Sometimes...you just don't get it do you?
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:09 PM   #9
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Maybe you should have renamed yourself Knight in Dull As Fuck Armour.

Sometimes...you just don't get it do you?
You really need to drop the superior attitude, it's getting old.
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:28 PM   #10
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No it isn't retard. Why are you still here?
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:33 PM   #11
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It's spelled "Armor"

You should change your name to "Knight in Shining Armoire" in my opinion. You hanging out inside shiny furniture is a much better mental image.
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:38 PM   #12
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It's spelled "Armor"

You should change your name to "Knight in Shining Armoire" in my opinion. You hanging out inside shiny furniture is a much better mental image.
It's "armour" in the UK.
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:39 PM   #13
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But OP lives in Florida.....
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:45 PM   #14
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You really need to drop the superior attitude, it's getting old.
Listen you little fuck. i do not, have not, never will exhibit any "superior attitude"...if it seems that way to you, then maybe...just maybe i am superior to your stupid ass.

Instead of blindly running headlong into this thread, like a battered housewife into a goddamn doorframe, you should have took into fucking consideration that does anyone actually believe that God or a god cares if you change your mind? Therefore i may have been just fucking around with the OP.

You're making my left fucking eye twitch again.
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Old 01-10-2009, 12:46 PM   #15
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Maybe she's from the UK.
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:08 PM   #16
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Or Canadian, we spell it "armour". We like "u"s.
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:11 PM   #17
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Or Canadian, we spell it "armour". We like "u"s.
British and Canadian spelling is for fags. Drop those unnecessary U's goddammit!

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Old 01-10-2009, 01:14 PM   #18
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British and Canadian spelling is for fags. Drop those unnecessary U's goddammit!
That's a bit harsh don't you think? lol

Once upon a time i used to spell everything like that. Then i realized how it wasn't cool and also got lazy. Said fuck the extra letter.
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Old 01-10-2009, 01:32 PM   #19
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You really need to drop the superior attitude, it's getting old.
He's not being superior. And if he were, It would probably be justified.
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Old 01-10-2009, 07:34 PM   #20
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But OP lives in Florida.....
She's moving to the UK in a few years and is trying to get used to spelling things differently...
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Old 01-11-2009, 02:14 AM   #21
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God doesn't like it when people constantly change their minds.
God can gargle my balls.


Congrats on coming over to the smart side, OP.
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Old 01-11-2009, 10:39 AM   #22
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What makes you think god likes peas?
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Old 01-11-2009, 11:06 AM   #23
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That's a bit harsh don't you think? lol
Well I WAS going to call for genocide to decide the matter.
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Old 01-13-2009, 12:45 PM   #24
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But OP lives in Florida.....
But the OP thinks it annoying that the rest of the world spells a word one way and she is expected to spell it another. It's ridiculous, really. I'm thinking about only using the UK's on every word that we've decided to change in the US.
It would throw my teachers through a loop. ("Should I mark this off, I mean, it's not exactly wrong, but we're in America! Gah, this is so confusing.") Plus, I really am planning on moving to Scotland with Megeara some time after graduation, so I had best get used to it.

As to tekajo. I am quite sure I'm no longer a Christian; I've decided I liked Christian morals to an extent, so you won't catch me lying to everyone I come across, murdering anyone, or having random meaningless sex with strangers, but I'm no longer concerned about saying or doing certain things because of some reward after death or angering some almighty, nonexistent being.
I'm pretty decisive when it comes down to it, and once I make I decision, I stick to it until valid proof is given otherwise. (Though I was quite stubborn for quite some time with Christianity and god.)
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But the OP thinks it annoying that the rest of the world spells a word one way and she is expected to spell it another. It's ridiculous, really. I'm thinking about only using the UK's on every word that we've decided to change in the US.
It would throw my teachers through a loop. ("Should I mark this off, I mean, it's not exactly wrong, but we're in America! Gah, this is so confusing.") Plus, I really am planning on moving to Scotland with Megeara some time after graduation, so I had best get used to it.
I hope you use the metric system too
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