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03-20-2010, 10:02 AM
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#3251
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: The United States
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I don't know you Jack but losing friends is universal. My sympathies to you man.
My rant isn't as bad, but it's still pushed me into the hard side of my chronic depression. My last hamster just died. I originally had four, but now all have died of old age.
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03-21-2010, 12:17 AM
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#3252
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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There is currently an attractive woman sleeping beside me. I haven't had sex with her. New low. Emasculated forever.
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03-21-2010, 12:26 AM
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#3253
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Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Earth.
Posts: 479
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Yep, pretty much forever.
Please hand me your man card now.
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03-21-2010, 12:34 AM
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#3254
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
There is currently an attractive woman sleeping beside me. I haven't had sex with her. New low. Emasculated forever.
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What's worse about this is not only are you not fucking her...
you're laying next to her BROWSING GNET.
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03-21-2010, 12:43 AM
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#3255
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Rant for today: I hate when dudes who probably look like they just crawled out of a dumpster go online and discuss what a woman "should" look like in terms of percentages and comparisons, like a fucking DOG show. Then they have the balls to say that if a woman's body does not comply with their strict standards she is essentially a brutish, disgusting yeti who doesn't deserve to live.
Example: Women should have small, petite shoulders about an inch or two smaller than their hips, which should be at least eight inches larger in diameter compared to her waist. If she does not, she is a rancid manly beasts and is not worthy of my attention.
Do dudes ever honestly realize how ugly they are compared to chicks? Like seriously, dudes can be overweight and hairy and smelly and short, but it's all good. In fact, if a dude is short, then what that really means in asshole-speak is that the women around him are simply too tall and are freakish he-shes who should be anesthetized to spare the world from their hideousness.
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03-21-2010, 12:45 AM
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#3256
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice
What's worse about this is not only are you not fucking her...
you're laying next to her BROWSING GNET.
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I can't get comfortable enough to fall asleep. The gushing wound where my penis used to be hurts.
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03-21-2010, 01:25 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: Somewhere you'll never reach...
Posts: 491
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Stuff on this site is stunning http://bibianblue.net/ , but really, who in the real world can afford them *rolls eyes*
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What I say when someone asks "why are you dressed like someone died?":
"because somewhere in the world, someone just did..."
"But I don't want to go among mad people," Alice remarked. "Oh you ca'n't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here."-from Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll
"A real friend will stab you in the front."-licence plate frame a friend & I saw
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03-21-2010, 05:15 AM
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#3258
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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coughDIYcough
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03-21-2010, 08:04 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
I can't get comfortable enough to fall asleep. The gushing wound where my penis used to be hurts.
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Why didn't you have sex with her?
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03-21-2010, 01:57 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Quote:
Originally Posted by gothicusmaximus
I can't get comfortable enough to fall asleep. The gushing wound where my penis used to be hurts.
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On the bright side, you can now pretend to be a lesbian and try to convert her!
*snort*
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-21-2010, 03:48 PM
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#3261
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,687
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Originally Posted by Underwater Ophelia
Why didn't you have sex with her?
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False alarm.
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03-21-2010, 04:18 PM
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#3262
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Good man, well done.
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03-21-2010, 05:16 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Originally Posted by Pineapple_Juice
Rant for today: I hate when dudes who probably look like they just crawled out of a dumpster go online and discuss what a woman "should" look like in terms of percentages and comparisons, like a fucking DOG show. Then they have the balls to say that if a woman's body does not comply with their strict standards she is essentially a brutish, disgusting yeti who doesn't deserve to live.
Example: Women should have small, petite shoulders about an inch or two smaller than their hips, which should be at least eight inches larger in diameter compared to her waist. If she does not, she is a rancid manly beasts and is not worthy of my attention.
Do dudes ever honestly realize how ugly they are compared to chicks? Like seriously, dudes can be overweight and hairy and smelly and short, but it's all good. In fact, if a dude is short, then what that really means in asshole-speak is that the women around him are simply too tall and are freakish he-shes who should be anesthetized to spare the world from their hideousness.
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I hear ya, iand its usually the foulest, ugliest, smelliest guys who are like that too!!
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03-21-2010, 05:52 PM
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#3264
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 2,932
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I rank girls. But you don't expect it from me so it's cute.
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Originally Posted by KissMeDeadly
You fucking people [war veterans] are only a step below entitled rich kids, the only difference being you had to do and witness horrible things, instead of being given everything.
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real classy
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03-21-2010, 06:17 PM
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#3265
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: COLLYFORNIA
Posts: 271
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No matter how hard I try to keep my hair clean it just gets hideously greasy the second I wake up the next day and I hate showering in the morning because the water is colder than a witch's teat and takes forever to warm-up.
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03-21-2010, 06:45 PM
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#3266
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Originally Posted by Luv2H8
No matter how hard I try to keep my hair clean it just gets hideously greasy the second I wake up the next day and I hate showering in the morning because the water is colder than a witch's teat and takes forever to warm-up.
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Have you tried baby powder? Or what about showering the night before but just washing your hair under the tap in the morning?
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03-21-2010, 06:56 PM
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#3267
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: COLLYFORNIA
Posts: 271
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I would but I have to straighten my hair because if I don't I usually have afro hair and I don't want to wake up my friend with the sound of me using his hair drier. And knowing how he is I'll be dead if he even sees me using it. Maybe I'll try the baby powder. THANK YOU!
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03-21-2010, 07:03 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Why not get your own dryer? You can get the small traveler ones for pretty cheap, or do you guys share a room?
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03-21-2010, 07:35 PM
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#3269
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: COLLYFORNIA
Posts: 271
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Pretty much. He leaves his stuff here and I have to take care of. He takes my food and never compliments my cooking. He's nature's asshole.
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03-21-2010, 09:38 PM
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#3270
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Then I think you have the right to dry your hair whenever you god damn please.
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03-21-2010, 09:46 PM
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#3271
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Infront mi cogida laptop
Posts: 307
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He's just your friend (is he?), smash him with a cooking pan while he's asleep. No problemo. You can use all of his stuffs whenever you want.
Then find a new friend.
Just a suggestion Luv2H8.
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03-22-2010, 12:28 AM
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#3272
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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Wake today. I hate wakes.
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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03-22-2010, 05:11 AM
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#3273
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Posts: 2,721
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Good luck, Jack. Hope they get a decent goodbye today.
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Originally Posted by Alan
I rank girls. But you don't expect it from me so it's cute.
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No, ranking people based on appearance is not cute and only a fucking idiot would be happy to be included on any such little list.
This kind of shit actually really fucks me off. Especially from someone who talks about nothing but equality, and general egalitarian pisswittery.
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All pleasure is relief from tension. - William S. Burroughs
Witches have no wit, said the magician who was weak.
Hula, hula, said the witches. - Norman Mailer
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03-22-2010, 06:15 AM
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#3274
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Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: ∞ ∞ //▲▲\\ ∞ ∞
Posts: 4,618
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...It fucking snowed here in Texas last night... w..t....f...?
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03-22-2010, 07:36 AM
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#3275
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
Posts: 2,606
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I've felt rather melancholy and sad as of late. I don't know if it's seasonal depression or not, but I'm thinking of going back to therapy to see if I can get some help.
I wish the weather would warm up and stay that way. While I'm not looking forward to upper 90 to lower 100 degree weather, I'm very tired of grey, windy, cold weather. *sigh*
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