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01-05-2009, 01:02 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Sex.
I haven't had it in a week.
Hopefully that will change this evening.
I'm losing my mind over this.
I can't get that "Psycho Killer" song out of my head.
Better run run run run run run run away.
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01-05-2009, 01:08 PM
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#2
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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I like my sex with lots of rope, chains and black leather.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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01-05-2009, 01:15 PM
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#3
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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I like it sweaty and angry.
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01-05-2009, 01:17 PM
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#4
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
Posts: 2,606
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That sucks.  I hope you get some tonight! [I know -I- will!  ]
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"Follow your bliss..."
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01-05-2009, 01:17 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 220
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Fuck, I havent had it in (quick count) going on 4 months... And I don't see that changing in the near future, which absolutely fucking sucks.
Good luck to you for tonight though. I wish you lots of rope, chains and black leather. *sigh*
I'm sure you'll excuse me while I go feel really sorry for myself.
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01-05-2009, 01:29 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: Your mother.
Posts: 1,044
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The Overture To The Symphony Of Destruction.
I am the Antiproduct!
There is, they say, no fool like an old fool - Golding.
" All the war-propaganda, all the screaming and lies and hatred, comes invariably from people who are not fighting." - Orwell.
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01-05-2009, 01:31 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Posts: 220
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Ouch, talk about adding insult to injury.
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01-05-2009, 01:42 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Originally Posted by Necrophagist
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That the first thing you've posted that's actually been funny.
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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01-05-2009, 01:50 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
Posts: 4,270
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Don't let it get to your head though, Necro.
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01-05-2009, 01:51 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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Ugh. The last time I had sex, he said it was a "quickie" and fuck, he was not lying.
He now has a new girlfriend. I won't be having sex for a while. :[
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01-05-2009, 01:55 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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Ah-hah. None of you have a fucking awesome mistress.
That denies sex for weeks as punishment...
Well drat there goes my poorly constructed insult.
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01-05-2009, 02:00 PM
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#12
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
Posts: 2,606
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I may not have a mistress, but I -do- have a loving husband that's up for just about anything..
Does that count?
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"Follow your bliss..."
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01-05-2009, 02:05 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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Is your husband into BDSM?
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01-05-2009, 02:06 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 265
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Being a creature of absolute perfection, I myself have never suffered from the green and sick afflictions of spinsterhood. Men fall at my feet wherever I go.
For the less alluring, I recommend make-up.
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01-05-2009, 02:08 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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Or a roofie.
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01-05-2009, 02:11 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Heaven and Earth
Posts: 2,606
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Originally Posted by Hyenafreak
Is your husband into BDSM?
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I dunno. I haven't asked. But I have a feeling he would try it if I asked.  He said that there was only one thing he wouldn't be willing to try, and as far as I'm concerned, it's fine if we don't do that one thing. XD
Which reminds me, I need to look into some decent restraints..
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"Follow your bliss..."
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01-05-2009, 02:14 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: The middle of Africa
Posts: 45
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Originally Posted by Tam Li Hua
I dunno. I haven't asked. But I have a feeling he would try it if I asked. He said that there was only one thing he wouldn't be willing to try, and as far as I'm concerned, it's fine if we don't do that one thing. XD
Which reminds me, I need to look into some decent restraints..
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I recommend starting slow, with something like light cuff bondage or gags. Of course, the best form of bondage to start with is the simple blindfold. A test of trust.
Then eventually you can move into degrading edgeplay and soforth. It just gets more fun.
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01-05-2009, 02:40 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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Sex has become... meh. I dunno. I'm too distracted as of late to think or care about sex.
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No Gods. No Kings.
Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
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01-05-2009, 02:44 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 130
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hehe, cry babies. Ive been without sex for 2 years and 3 months.
Little of don't care, and a little of cant find a non redneck ceder whacker worth my time. Country living isn't all that great for the sex life of a freak.
Made it a goal though to keep my dick in my pants till I find a woman I can actually stand to be around for more than a day at a time.
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01-05-2009, 02:45 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: El Paso, Texas/ Ciudad Juarez, Chihuahua
Posts: 9,203
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Am I the only one that is annoyed Tam was a virgin about a month ago and now feels like the shit?
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I cleave to no system. I am a true seeker."
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Originally Posted by George Carlin
People who say they don’t care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don’t care what people think.
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01-05-2009, 02:48 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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I can't wait for Deadman_walking's admission of the last time he had sex.
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01-05-2009, 02:50 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 3,332
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Originally Posted by JCC
I can't wait for Deadman_walking's admission of the last time he had sex.
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And with Charlene, no doubt..
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Wasted forever, on speed, bikes and booze.
"Meow. Mew. Mrow. Maow? Miaox." - Lovely Delkaetre speaks cat.
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01-05-2009, 02:50 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Texas
Posts: 130
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last time, or If at all?
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01-05-2009, 03:03 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Harlem
Posts: 6,909
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
Am I the only one that is annoyed Tam was a virgin about a month ago and now feels like the shit?
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The novelty hasn't worn off for her. Let her continue feeling like it's some monumental accomplishment.
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No Gods. No Kings.
Not all beliefs and ideas are equal.
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01-05-2009, 03:05 PM
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#25
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 1,192
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Originally Posted by Godslayer Jillian
Am I the only one that is annoyed Tam was a virgin about a month ago and now feels like the shit?
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You forgotten how you felt after yr first fuck?
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