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Old 06-24-2010, 11:09 AM   #76
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Old 06-24-2010, 01:06 PM   #77
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"Gothic.net" is a work of long-form experimental fiction by author Stephanie Meyer, written on commission from multinational conglomerate 'blueblood'. The piece depicts an internet forum from which a central authority figure is largely absent, chronicling its decadence into a mire of vacuous backbiting and intellectual stagnation as results from the lack of order. Although decried by some as propaganda designed to tighten blueblood's control over all bbs-based internet communication, "Gothic.net" has been widely acclaimed for its nuance and literary depth.
The work is notable for its role in the genesis of Meyer's Pulitzer Prize winning comedy, 'Twilight'. Originating as a fictitious series of young-adult romance novels widely heckled by the members of 'gnet' for its preposterous plot and incompetent prose, 'The Twilight Saga' was, following an enthusiastic popular response, eventually adapted into what is today the best-selling humorous composition of the 26th century.
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Old 06-24-2010, 01:23 PM   #78
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"Gothic.net" is a work of long-form experimental fiction by author Stephanie Meyer, written on commission from multinational conglomerate 'blueblood'. The piece depicts an internet forum from which a central authority figure is largely absent, chronicling its decadence into a mire of vacuous backbiting and intellectual stagnation as results from the lack of order. Although decried by some as propaganda designed to tighten blueblood's control over all bbs-based internet communication, "Gothic.net" has been widely acclaimed for its nuance and literary depth.
The work is notable for its role in the genesis of Meyer's Pulitzer Prize winning comedy, 'Twilight'. Originating as a fictitious series of young-adult romance novels widely heckled by the members of 'gnet' for its preposterous plot and incompetent prose, 'The Twilight Saga' was, following an enthusiastic popular response, eventually adapted into what is today the best-selling humorous composition of the 26th century.
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Old 06-24-2010, 01:31 PM   #79
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I think that is giving far too much credit for talent that the sock puppet known as Stephanie Meyer clearly does not have. The masses consume the dreck of talentless people like her en mass all the time: Dan Brown, Sydney Sheldon, Richard Bach, et al.

Who is the puppet master that causes the pundits to laud the work of such hacks, thereby causing the idle masses to flock to them?

(Actually GM, that was pretty inspirational!)
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Old 06-24-2010, 01:52 PM   #80
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"Gothic.net" is a work of long-form experimental fiction by author Stephanie Meyer, written on commission from multinational conglomerate 'blueblood'. The piece depicts an internet forum from which a central authority figure is largely absent, chronicling its decadence into a mire of vacuous backbiting and intellectual stagnation as results from the lack of order. Although decried by some as propaganda designed to tighten blueblood's control over all bbs-based internet communication, "Gothic.net" has been widely acclaimed for its nuance and literary depth.
The work is notable for its role in the genesis of Meyer's Pulitzer Prize winning comedy, 'Twilight'. Originating as a fictitious series of young-adult romance novels widely heckled by the members of 'gnet' for its preposterous plot and incompetent prose, 'The Twilight Saga' was, following an enthusiastic popular response, eventually adapted into what is today the best-selling humorous composition of the 26th century.
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"Gothic.net" is a work of long-form experimental fiction by author Stephanie Meyer, written on commission from multinational conglomerate 'blueblood'. The piece depicts an internet forum from which a central authority figure is largely absent, chronicling its decadence into a mire of vacuous backbiting and intellectual stagnation as results from the lack of order. Although decried by some as propaganda designed to tighten blueblood's control over all bbs-based internet communication, "Gothic.net" has been widely acclaimed for its nuance and literary depth.
The work is notable for its role in the genesis of Meyer's Pulitzer Prize winning comedy, 'Twilight'. Originating as a fictitious series of young-adult romance novels widely heckled by the members of 'gnet' for its preposterous plot and incompetent prose, 'The Twilight Saga' was, following an enthusiastic popular response, eventually adapted into what is today the best-selling humorous composition of the 26th century.
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Old 06-24-2010, 05:57 PM   #82
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Also, Godslayer Jillian is a woman.

Soooo... Naomi is Catch's sock puppet?
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Old 06-24-2010, 06:10 PM   #83
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Soooo... Naomi is Catch's sock puppet?
no, you are
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Old 06-24-2010, 06:31 PM   #84
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General Stanley McChrystal is my sock puppet.

Good work, eh?
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Old 06-24-2010, 06:40 PM   #85
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awesome ben
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all adults are just sock puppets...you f'ed dude.
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I thought you weren't into shoving hands up innocent peoples arses. Messy.
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Tell this rabble to be quiet, we anticipate a riot. This common crowd, is much too loud. Tell the mob who post their posts that they are fools and they are wrong. They are a curse. They should disperse.
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Tell this rabble to be quiet, we anticipate a riot. This common crowd, is much too loud. Tell the mob who post their posts that they are fools and they are wrong. They are a curse. They should disperse.
Why waste your breath moaning at the crowd? Nothing can be done to stop the posting!
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Old 06-25-2010, 08:16 AM   #92
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Oh, can we agree that a Gothic sock puppet is a Gock puppet, for convenience sake?
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Why waste your breath moaning at the crowd? Nothing can be done to stop the posting!
If every hand was still the posts would still continue, the rocks and stones themselves would start to troll!
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General Stanley McChrystal is my sock puppet.

Good work, eh?
Ben done 'trawled the president till he got banhammered.

That's almost as awesome as the time Kontan trolled Voltaire
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Old 06-25-2010, 07:21 PM   #96
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this is so pointless.
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Old 06-25-2010, 09:48 PM   #97
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Ben done 'trawled the president till he got banhammered.

That's almost as awesome as the time Kontan trolled Voltaire
Wait,*the* Voltaire!?
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Old 06-25-2010, 10:02 PM   #98
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Yeah, it made me love Voltaire a lot actually. He told him what's what and was pretty nice about it too.

https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=13808

Of course what I'm trying to say is I'm Voltaire's sockpuppet. As is Kontan, it was just a cry for attention by Voltaire.
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Yeah, it made me love Voltaire a lot actually. He told him what's what and was pretty nice about it too.

https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=13808

Of course what I'm trying to say is I'm Voltaire's sockpuppet. As is Kontan, it was just a cry for attention by Voltaire.
Also who was the crazy,Gun Nut,Bastard that confirmed the poster was Voltaire?

Yeah didn't think any of you would mention it.

Go to hell ya' ungrateful pricks.
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Old 06-26-2010, 08:13 AM   #100
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Yeah, it made me love Voltaire a lot actually. He told him what's what and was pretty nice about it too.

https://www.gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=13808

Of course what I'm trying to say is I'm Voltaire's sockpuppet. As is Kontan, it was just a cry for attention by Voltaire.
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