Swine Flu!

[Princess Sandi]

This happened a while ago, but I have not been on, so...

I am 17 so officially a minor and my parents have total say over my medical stuff. They are also Jehovah's Witnesses.
They wanted me to get the mercury-filled, poisonous swine flu vaccine. So at first i argued. But I am really proud of myself for what I did.

I told the nurse I didn't want to. She said go talk to my parents. I told her my parents said I did not have to then told my parents that I had just gotten the nasal vaccine. Then I avoided letting that nurse talk to them. We left and I had not taken the vaccine!

So no poison in my body, I did not get swine flu, and my parents think they gave me harmful drugs! Perfect!
'Now I just have to avoid getting into any car wrecks and needing a blood transfusion until July!

[JCC]

Have you ever considered a career in military tactics? That is some Fall of Troy shit right there.

[Ben Lahnger]

Not to mention that whole disinformation campaign ... unless she BELIEVES THAT SHIT!!!

Yeah, the only military she's going to be joining anytime soon would be from The Lord of the Rings, where their always looking for a few good trolls.

[PortraitOfSanity]

Originally Posted by JCC

Have you ever considered a career in military tactics? That is some Fall of Troy shit right there.

Yea, but he'd be the guy saying "oh what a pretty horse."

[Wintermute]

Well.

She is the vice president of Munchkin Land after all.

[Alan]

Yo, princess, do you eat meat?

[LakitaJackson]

Originally Posted by Alan

Yo, princess, do you eat meat?

Wouldn't fish be a bigger concern? I'm always hearing about rising mercury levels in fish. Salmon, especially.

[Still Jack]

You stuff your body with harmful shit every day, it's not like a few traces of mercury are going to do that much damage.

[Solumina]

Speaking of mercury my boss is a fucking idiot and has decided to go on a "tuna diet". I have no idea where he got the idea from but he can eat anything as long as it has tuna in it so he is having about three servings of tuna a day. Now trace amounts aren't really a problem but I can't imagine that three servings every day is healthy (neither is the fact that most of what he eats is tuna salad with tons of mayo). Some people just don't have much sense.

[the-nihilist]

Well, he shouldn't be hard to extort money from then.

[Solumina]

Yeah, too bad he doesn't control raises and his landlord is extorting pretty much all of his personal money so there really isn't much of anything for me to extort, though I have gotten him to buy me lunch a few times.

[the-nihilist]

I guess that's better than nothing, unless the only thing he buys you is tuna.

[Solumina]

Nope, we only have a small selection of places that can deliver on property and he regularly orders tuna salad from one of them, he pretty much let me pick anything on their menu so I've tried out some of their sandwiches (I've also had their pizza, which is excellent, but we get that free on Fridays since we refer so many people to them). Unfortunately it looks like I wont be getting much more as I'm over at the other property (GSR) and he spends 90% of his time at PHR but it was fun while it lasted, and I still get free pizza on Friday and 50% off of just about everything on other days, which is a pretty sweet deal as I can get a full meal for about $4.

[JethroAranas]

your boss probably had a goldfish. yeah, a goldfish whom he loved so much, unfortunately one day, he bought a tuna and thought that goldy and tuna would be good friends. But unfortunately for the second time, tuna ate goldie.

probably its not for the diet, he just wants to eat all the tunas in the earth. revenge for his goldi. well just a theory

[creature6]

is it me or there is a concentration of idiots appearing from god knows where.
what the fuck .
why don't you stick to watching teletubbies and let the growing up do the talking.

[Ben Lahnger]

Ooh! Jethro, are you gonna let Creature6 talk about you like that?!?

[creature6]

i only speak the truth.