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Old 02-14-2012, 07:22 PM   #1
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Stupid things you've done for lust

Today I was reminded of dial up internet. In that memory I was reminded of the one time when I was barely a teen, and looking to get off.

Back then the internet was filled with adverts that claimed to provide free porn(as some of you may remember). Those adverts lead to a website which made you download a dialer program, which disconnected you from your normal dialup isp and connected you directly to their service. What it only said in the fine print however(which they knew no horny teen would bother reading) that while the porn was free, the call was not, and charged a lot of money for that. Combine that with the slow speed of dial up, and you end up waiting hours for mere minutes of content to download, then factor in that you're getting charged by the min and you get a pretty good picture of what they were doing.

So with that in mind it doesn't need much explaining that I fell victim to that and low and behold after hours of waiting for a crappy video of a french man and woman groping each other(that's as far as I got). I eventually got fed up with waiting for it, but only after costing my parents hundreds of dollars, and costing myself some embarrassment. A prostitute would have been cheaper, but hey I was young, horny, and dumb(a trifecta of trouble).

Perhaps if I had been born a few years later I would have missed out completely on that scam.

So here comes the part in this thread where I ask about any similar stories from any of you.
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Old 02-14-2012, 07:34 PM   #2
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I've missed two nice possible relationships with beautiful girls for the certainty of boinking the hot girl instead.

I've also lent 300 dollars with no honest expectation that I was going to get them back, effectively making her a prostitute.
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Old 02-15-2012, 08:16 AM   #3
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I've tried to give people the benefit of the doubt and show tolerance when I really shouldn't have.

I'm relieved to say that I didn't end up getting intimate with any of these douchebags, but I still regret that I was unaware of the full extent of their racism/sexism/misogyny/controlling behaviour/deceit... and at some level tried to tolerate the little I was aware of.

Not a good feeling.
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Old 02-15-2012, 12:01 PM   #4
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I've also lent 300 dollars with no honest expectation that I was going to get them back, effectively making her a prostitute.
Dude, that doesn't necessarily make her a prostitute... even if it DEFINITELY makes you a john.
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Old 02-15-2012, 01:47 PM   #5
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I've also lent 300 dollars with no honest expectation that I was going to get them back, effectively making her a prostitute.
You mean you effectively made her into an imported sex slave whose family is under constant threat of violence?

Sorry I still haven't gotten over how retarded you all collectively were in that thread.
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Old 02-15-2012, 01:55 PM   #6
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Jesus, you're still a fucking dipshit that sees the world as a totalizing black and white dystopia.
Why don't you go choke on your own chode pretending that counts as losing your virginity?
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Old 02-15-2012, 02:15 PM   #7
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Privileged and ableist, lovely.
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Old 02-15-2012, 07:39 PM   #8
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Lying to women to get laid. Did that a few times and felt like crap about it. Once I got a little wiser and stopped doing that, I felt better (and got laid more often.)
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Old 02-17-2012, 01:10 PM   #9
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Every man worth his weight in salt has done this.
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Old 02-17-2012, 01:38 PM   #10
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I once learned salsa dancing for a Latin girl. I left shortly after seeing her naked. It was horrible. I'd heard of long boobs but ovular nipples? Just weird.
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Old 02-17-2012, 03:59 PM   #11
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I once learned salsa dancing for a Latin girl. I left shortly after seeing her naked. It was horrible. I'd heard of long boobs but ovular nipples? Just weird.
Awe that's a shame, one thing that comes with the latin blood, is rolling one's R's... Think about that for awhile.
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Old 02-17-2012, 06:20 PM   #12
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Taking part in a threesome when I was only really attracted to one person but not really the other.
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Moving in with a guy because he was the atypical badboy (rode a 750CC Kwaka motorcycle, had muscles upon muscles), after only knowing him for three weeks (and seeing him a total of about 6 times during that period).

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Jesus, you're still a fucking dipshit that sees the world as a totalizing black and white dystopia.
Why don't you go choke on your own chode pretending that counts as losing your virginity?
Really REALLY retarded.
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Old 02-24-2012, 06:44 PM   #15
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I let someone put their thumb in my butt once.

Obviously it was one of the poorer decisions ive made.
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I let someone put their thumb in my butt once.

Obviously it was one of the poorer decisions ive made.
You owe me for the soda I shot from my nose.
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Old 02-24-2012, 10:08 PM   #17
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I think the worst I've done is scour the Internet for porn for a few hours. Oh, the days when I was a teenager and could whack off a million times a day.
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Old 02-25-2012, 01:37 AM   #18
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Went on the internet and and found a couple people to fuck. Of course I "got to know them" over a few weeks before meeting in person. Both ladies I ended up screwing the first night. One I never saw again in person (we are still e-friends) and the other became a pretty good friend of mine because we were alike in a very uncanny way. Yes I used protection. Yes I got tested afterward.
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Just clearing out your sinuses, bra.
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I let someone put their thumb in my butt once.

Obviously it was one of the poorer decisions ive made.
... o.o..
That was interresting.
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Deciding not to go with my gut instinct that can apparently put two and two together a lot faster than my tiny brain can.
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Old 02-28-2012, 03:28 AM   #22
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I let a girl who was addicted to coke live with me for 3 days while I was in a nonexclusive relationship. She had been kicked out. Pretty sure she had sex for coke like the same day she showed up (yes she showered). I really WAS just trying to be a good friend, even though I knew exactly what was going to happen.

I mention the relationship because according to my at-the-time girlfriend "non-exclusive relationship doesnt mean you let some stupid, obnoxious little brat live with you and sleep in your bed through valentines day and try to fix her F**king emotional problems"
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