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Old 03-02-2005, 11:25 PM   #1
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For the Newbies!! Yes, that means You!

So you are new here and you wanna get your cherry popped? What’s the best way to go about it? Well, you could try to be yourself, and if that gets you flamed…slit your fucking wrist and call it a day.

We promise to love you in the morning.

A n00b should know a few things before starting out, though, and here are those things.

Using L33t speak will cause strangers to appear at your door with incendiary devices, and you will be flamed. And trust me, there ain’t no Colonel Sanders Original Recipe, it’s all extra fucking crispy.

Do not make your own thread. First, get a goddamn clue and see if there is one already made that consists of the gist of your *sic* original thought, and do yourself a flame retardant favor, and post your idea/thought/epiphany/brainfart there. Introductions are nice, and we welcome them. That’s why we have a perpetual thread for that very reason. It’s is called Introduce Your Self Here, and you can find it in the General section.

Introductions are nice, and we welcome them.

That’s why we have a perpetual forum for that very reason.

It’s called The Introduction Forum.

Please ONLY Introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum.

Do not introduce yourself in the Literature section, the Movies and Games section, the Political Section, the Music section, the Whining Section, or the Fashion section. Do not make your own thread in any of those sections introducing yourself. Just use one brain cell, and the one thread that’s been created for you to introduce yourself.

Mmmkay?

Now, let’s cover some basics. You are probably wondering what Goth is, and want to ask others if they are as Goth as you? Well, no one is as Goth as you, so that’s a horse you’ll just have to fuck yourself. Yes, YOU are the GOTHEST of the GOTH, and that’s why after making your first post you’ll have a little tag that proclaims to the world that you are a Baby Goth.


On Writing, there are some really good books out there that teach you the fundamentals (if you slept through grade school) of writing, and I suggest picking up at least one of those up and reading the preface before posting your original work. We all, all of us, love a good yarn (especially of the macabre flavor) and really appreciate it when correct grammar and punctuation is used.

It’s. Not. That. Fucking. Hard. Really.

DO NOT harass, stalk, or otherwise annoy any of the other posters.

If you feel you have the right to make an ass of yourself, we have the right to make fun of you.

If you want to whine about how miserable your life is, there is a section just for that. It's called, amazingly enough, "Whining". If the reason you're whining is bullshit, though, we, again, reserve the right to make fun of you.

If you want to plug your new website, or the Goth ****** dresses you are selling then there is a section just for that. It's called "Shill".

Keep it there, please.

Logic! What a concept!

We have a place for your poetry and writing. It's in the "Literature" section. Yes, it was another brilliant stroke of logic, wasn't it?

If you think Manson is God and wish to talk about how Goth he is, we have a section for that. It's called MUSIC! If you are in a band,know someone who is in a band, or live near someone that thought about playing in a band once, THIS is your forum!


If you play World of Warcraft until your eyes bleed or want to argue about who makes the SICKEST exploitation films, VOILA a section for that as well. It is T.V, MOVIES and GAMES!

Finally, If you want to explore all of the Goth Gothiness that Hot Topic has to offer, please do so. In the FASHION forum!


Beyond that, Welcome to Hell and we hope you enjoy the show!

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Old 03-04-2005, 07:20 PM   #2
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You forgot to mention that if they wanna whine about how the president's ruining their life, brainwashing them via tv commercials or is the reason they can't get a date, there's a forum called

Duh Duh DUH!!!!!

Politics

Just be able to back your shit up with facts or be able to debate intelligably or you'll become that icky stuff you find in fireplaces.
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Old 03-25-2005, 02:52 PM   #3
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Once more for any ASSCLOWNS that can't get it through their heads:Introduce yourself in the "Introduce Yourself >HERE< " thread!!!

Do not send private messages to people you don't know,especailly if it's only to say,"Hi! I'm new!",follow the rules and you-too can live life with an uncharred ass!
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Old 02-01-2006, 12:24 PM   #4
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hey , im new here ( obviously).im half canadian half lebanese . im addicted 2 rock and metal and shit like that . i really would like to chat with anyone, seriously anyone goth . Its really hard having so much hiphop friends .i dont know what the fuck am i supposed to say .oh well.... somebody.. anybody reply ( and fast * getting pretty desperate over here * )
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Old 02-01-2006, 12:32 PM   #5
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Wrong place, Queen. You want the Introduce Yourself thread. It's in the general section at the top.
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Old 02-08-2006, 07:58 PM   #6
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I really think we should tell people not to make Dimmu/Cradle/Slipknot/Korn threads as chances are, there will already be two on the first page anyway.
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Old 02-08-2006, 08:05 PM   #7
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Do not make your own thread. First, get a goddamn clue and see if there is one already made that consists of the gist of your *sic* original thought, and do yourself a flame retardant favor, and post your idea/thought/epiphany/brainfart there.
There's already a rule in place. The sort that create that kind of thread generally aren't that good at following rules or reading, anyway.
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Old 03-29-2006, 11:24 PM   #8
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sheepishly..o-k.

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So you are new here and you wanna get your cherry popped? What’s the best way to go about it? Well, you could try to be yourself, and if that gets you flamed…slit your fucking wrist and call it a day.

We promise to love you in the morning.

A n00b should know a few things before starting out, though, and here are those things.

Using L33t speak will cause strangers to appear at your door with incendiary devices, and you will be flamed. And trust me, there ain’t no Colonel Sanders Original Recipe, it’s all extra fucking crispy.

Do not make your own thread. First, get a goddamn clue and see if there is one already made that consists of the gist of your *sic* original thought, and do yourself a flame retardant favor, and post your idea/thought/epiphany/brainfart there. Introductions are nice, and we welcome them. That’s why we have a perpetual thread for that very reason. It’s is called Introduce Your Self Here, and you can find it in the General section.

Introductions are nice, and we welcome them.

That’s why we have a perpetual forum for that very reason.

It’s called The Introduction Forum.

Please ONLY Introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum.

Do not introduce yourself in the Literature section, the Movies and Games section, the Political Section, the Music section, the Whining Section, or the Fashion section. Do not make your own thread in any of those sections introducing yourself. Just use one brain cell, and the one thread that’s been created for you to introduce yourself.

Mmmkay?

Now, let’s cover some basics. You are probably wondering what Goth is, and want to ask others if they are as Goth as you? Well, no one is as Goth as you, so that’s a horse you’ll just have to fuck yourself. Yes, YOU are the GOTHEST of the GOTH, and that’s why after making your first post you’ll have a little tag that proclaims to the world that you are a Baby Goth.


On Writing, there are some really good books out there that teach you the fundamentals (if you slept through grade school) of writing, and I suggest picking up at least one of those up and reading the preface before posting your original work. We all, all of us, love a good yarn (especially of the macabre flavor) and really appreciate it when correct grammar and punctuation is used.

It’s. Not. That. Fucking. Hard. Really.

DO NOT harass, stalk, or otherwise annoy any of the other posters.

If you feel you have the right to make an ass of yourself, we have the right to make fun of you.

If you want to whine about how miserable your life is, there is a section just for that. It's called, amazingly enough, "Whining". If the reason you're whining is bullshit, though, we, again, reserve the right to make fun of you.

If you want to plug your new website, or the Goth ****** dresses you are selling then there is a section just for that. It's called "Shill".

Keep it there, please.

Logic! What a concept!

We have a place for your poetry and writing. It's in the "Literature" section. Yes, it was another brilliant stroke of logic, wasn't it?

If you think Manson is God and wish to talk about how Goth he is, we have a section for that. It's called MUSIC! If you are in a band,know someone who is in a band, or live near someone that thought about playing in a band once, THIS is your forum!


If you play World of Warcraft until your eyes bleed or want to argue about who makes the SICKEST exploitation films, VOILA a section for that as well. It is T.V, MOVIES and GAMES!

Finally, If you want to explore all of the Goth Gothiness that Hot Topic has to offer, please do so. In the FASHION forum!


Beyond that, Welcome to Hell and we hope you enjoy the show!
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Old 05-30-2006, 05:45 AM   #9
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MAN........FUCK YOUR HAMBUGERS!!!!!
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Old 09-20-2006, 02:11 PM   #10
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
So you are new here and you wanna get your cherry popped? What’s the best way to go about it? Well, you could try to be yourself, and if that gets you flamed…slit your fucking wrist and call it a day.

We promise to love you in the morning.

A n00b should know a few things before starting out, though, and here are those things.

Using L33t speak will cause strangers to appear at your door with incendiary devices, and you will be flamed. And trust me, there ain’t no Colonel Sanders Original Recipe, it’s all extra fucking crispy.

Do not make your own thread. First, get a goddamn clue and see if there is one already made that consists of the gist of your *sic* original thought, and do yourself a flame retardant favor, and post your idea/thought/epiphany/brainfart there. Introductions are nice, and we welcome them. That’s why we have a perpetual thread for that very reason. It’s is called Introduce Your Self Here, and you can find it in the General section.

Introductions are nice, and we welcome them.

That’s why we have a perpetual forum for that very reason.

It’s called The Introduction Forum.

Please ONLY Introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum.

Do not introduce yourself in the Literature section, the Movies and Games section, the Political Section, the Music section, the Whining Section, or the Fashion section. Do not make your own thread in any of those sections introducing yourself. Just use one brain cell, and the one thread that’s been created for you to introduce yourself.

Mmmkay?

Now, let’s cover some basics. You are probably wondering what Goth is, and want to ask others if they are as Goth as you? Well, no one is as Goth as you, so that’s a horse you’ll just have to fuck yourself. Yes, YOU are the GOTHEST of the GOTH, and that’s why after making your first post you’ll have a little tag that proclaims to the world that you are a Baby Goth.


On Writing, there are some really good books out there that teach you the fundamentals (if you slept through grade school) of writing, and I suggest picking up at least one of those up and reading the preface before posting your original work. We all, all of us, love a good yarn (especially of the macabre flavor) and really appreciate it when correct grammar and punctuation is used.

It’s. Not. That. Fucking. Hard. Really.

DO NOT harass, stalk, or otherwise annoy any of the other posters.

If you feel you have the right to make an ass of yourself, we have the right to make fun of you.

If you want to whine about how miserable your life is, there is a section just for that. It's called, amazingly enough, "Whining". If the reason you're whining is bullshit, though, we, again, reserve the right to make fun of you.

If you want to plug your new website, or the Goth ****** dresses you are selling then there is a section just for that. It's called "Shill".

Keep it there, please.

Logic! What a concept!

We have a place for your poetry and writing. It's in the "Literature" section. Yes, it was another brilliant stroke of logic, wasn't it?

If you think Manson is God and wish to talk about how Goth he is, we have a section for that. It's called MUSIC! If you are in a band,know someone who is in a band, or live near someone that thought about playing in a band once, THIS is your forum!


If you play World of Warcraft until your eyes bleed or want to argue about who makes the SICKEST exploitation films, VOILA a section for that as well. It is T.V, MOVIES and GAMES!

Finally, If you want to explore all of the Goth Gothiness that Hot Topic has to offer, please do so. In the FASHION forum!


Beyond that, Welcome to Hell and we hope you enjoy the show!
And you expect that we newbyes gonna read all of this.
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Old 09-20-2006, 02:34 PM   #11
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And you expect that we newbyes gonna read all of this.
Yes. Yes we do. Please don't make silly little comments like this again.
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Old 09-20-2006, 02:39 PM   #12
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Well actually people here expect newbies to be smart enough to read it.
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Old 09-20-2006, 02:51 PM   #13
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DeadKennedy didn't even make an intro. First they refuse to do that & then make a little fuss about how long the newbies thread is. Some people are just damn lazy.
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Old 09-20-2006, 03:36 PM   #14
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DeadKennedy didn't even make an intro. First they refuse to do that & then make a little fuss about how long the newbies thread is. Some people are just damn lazy.
I read it. And okay. But I am Serbian so It gets anoying to read that long article on english. Whell I read it.
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Old 09-21-2006, 07:38 AM   #15
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Ok I'm sorry, try & read everything as best you can
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Old 02-23-2007, 07:38 AM   #16
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Re: Newbie rules...

Hail All!
Well, I'm a newbie and I just read the post at the top (And will adhere to the instructions provided.) - Although that was after I'd made my first post in another thread, which includes a brief intro on myself. I'll take a peek in a second and edit the irrelevant bits into a more appropriate introductions thread if I can...Apologies for the mistake!

Talking of the introductionary forum, the "newbies rules" post above has the following text in it:
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Introductions are nice, and we welcome them. That’s why we have a perpetual thread for that very reason. It’s is called Introduce Your Self Here, and you can find it in the General section.

Introductions are nice, and we welcome them. That’s why we have a perpetual forum for that very reason. It’s called The Introduction Forum. Please ONLY Introduce yourself in the Introduction Forum.
Although I'm sure that I'll figure it out (I've been using PhpBB forums for years - I markup my posts by hand!) this could confuse other new users. Are we supposed to introduce ourselves in the Introduce Yourself topic, thread or both?

Farewell...And no, I'm not trying to be a smart-arse.
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Addendum to my last post:
For some reason (Now known as only having five minutes after posting to edit it.), I can't see an "Edit" button at the bottom of my other post (In the "Homophobia in Metal" topic.) so I can't change it, but I would say that as my intro is brief and is used to build a background for the rest of my post, I wouldn't say that it was a "black cap" offence - At least by my own moderation standards. Obviously though, any editing that needs to be done I'll leave to a moderator.

Farewell...
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What is the best way to learn the band names and song titles of music you hear at the club(s)?


Most DJs are friendly but also very busy during they're set. Most have no problem letting you know what the name is, but I can imagin they might get dozens of who is this during each night.
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I wasn't aware that that was so much to read, however, the usage of offensive language was appalling. Good thing I don't really mind. However, they all seem fair enough, I just hope I don't do anything against these guidelines
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I wasn't aware that that was so much to read, however, the usage of offensive language was appalling. Good thing I don't really mind. However, they all seem fair enough, I just hope I don't do anything against these guidelines
offensive language? grow some nuts please
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Hey--I have self quoted too--I think I am pretty damn quotable...lol...

...and you can quote me on that....
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I wasn't aware that that was so much to read, however, the usage of offensive language was appalling. Good thing I don't really mind. However, they all seem fair enough, I just hope I don't do anything against these guidelines
Good goth. Pardon me as I intrude:

Posting in this thread is out of the question at this point. It was made in years ago. Please know that

As for "horrific" language: Do you want a lolly? I am just terrible sorry we hwurt your feelers. Anus balls cock ball slap meatspin.

There *cracks whip* Welcome to the jungle.

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Good goth. Pardon me as I intrude:

Posting in this thread is out of the question at this point. It was made in years ago. Please know that

As for "horrific" language: Do you want a lolly? I am just terrible sorry we hwurt your feelers. Anus balls cock ball slap meatspin.

There *cracks whip* Welcome to the jungle.

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Old 09-08-2007, 12:42 AM   #24
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You guys--be nice...can't you see he/she is afraid????

Come here little fella...come on....
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Granted, but the newbs need to know what's order here and what's not. Otherwise everyone could step on here.

Of course I try my best to be kind; but it's so difficult to be nice to them when they complain about things like the "Oh so terrible" verbal usage.

*sigh*

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