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Old 02-23-2006, 01:32 PM   #26
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I just sent that to my Dad.



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got this in my e-mail today. i enjoyed it and figured i'd pass it on -


Three guys-a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an American
engineer are working together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

Pooooof! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or Americans can come into our precious state."

Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The American engineer says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the countries. Nothing can get in or out-it's virtually impenetrable."

The American engineer says, "Fill it with water."

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Old 02-24-2006, 09:11 AM   #27
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That wasn't Osama that said build the wall, it was Pat Buchannan.

Oh wait, now its Sen. Hunter, and the wall construction has already been sent through congress...

http://news.monstersandcritics.com/n...rovokes_Mexico

Thats right the new Border Protection, Antiterrorism and Illegal Immigration Control Act calls for building an impenetrable wall across the southern US border.

Lets hope no one leaves the faucets on down there in Texas...
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Old 04-23-2006, 07:38 PM   #28
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*edit*

Choke on your own vomit.

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