the Corrupted Wishes game

[Nevan]

Granted - you regain your innocence but lose all your intellect.

I wish I could control time.

[dark_dragon_of_ice]

Granted but now you cannot control your own body.
I wish I was an immortal all powerful Draco lich that cannot be killed!
A Draco lich is a dragon that made himself or herself immortal by becoming undead and binding his spirit to a object (sort of like voldamort but not as dumb)

[Valerius]

You get your wish, but you are entombed inside a magic lamp, forever contorted into a pretzel shape until someone rubs it.

I wish it wasn't so hot lately.

[††BlackRose††]

Granted. Suddenly, mountains of snow fall down in one day, leaving you burried in the cold.

I wish tomorrow is NOT another snow day.

[Murasaki eyeliner]

there is a sudden heatwave,it gets so hot that your pvc melts and sticks itself to your skin in an onyx cocoon ,you then have to hop everywere until you can peel it off

i wish i had purple anime-ish eyes

[MEAT NUGGET SPAndEX]

Granted, But the enormous size of those ridiculous anime eyes leaves almost no room for your brain inside your head, making you no smarter than a squirrel.

I wish I could change my form at will into any animal or other human being.

[PhenomenalTranquility]

Granted, but after a while you regret you ever wished for it after that day you thought it would be cool to turn into a frog while in the act of love making just when your lover reached climax.

I wish I had Lucy's vectors from Elfen Lied

[Murasaki eyeliner]

granted,but one day you try and catch a bowl of spaggetti with your vectors,and you get tangled up so badly that you look like the child of an ood and bob marley ,and you get put away by the men in black

i wish i had cat ears

[(heartofflames)]

Granted: they are coarse and deprive you of sleep eternally. And they're permanent and cannot be removed with surgery. If you attempt to, they grow back in an hour and are larger than before.
I wish I could speak, read and write any language I wanted to.

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted: But as soon as you gain this ability you are put into an extremely humiliating (and public) situation which causes you to becoe mute.


I wish I Had an Ipod which held every songever made that I would actually want to listen to.

[(heartofflames)]

Granted. The iPod is yours, but soon after, a little kid drops it in a pond.

I wish I could meet anyone in the world I wanted to, and be able to communicate with them perfectly.

[Murasaki eyeliner]

granted but when they appeared u would instantly get i love paris hilton written across your forhead in pink marker pen!

i wish my crush would dump his girlfriend..

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted, he dumps her for her long lost twin brother..

I wish my AIM would work..

[Murasaki eyeliner]

[quote=BLEED REBELION!!!]Granted, he dumps her for her long lost twin brother..QUOTE] (boy on boy snogging, yum)

granted,it starts working,but then it tries to take over the world (like atmos)

i wish that stuart hill would hurry up with writing last battle of the icemark....

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted, but its written in a sesemestreet style..


I wish I wasnt perpetually grounded.

[Murasaki eyeliner]

granted,but when you come back home from going out with your friends cos u need the toilit,you get locked out of the house and your bladder bursts

i wish i could turn into a vampire.......

[Mr. Ed]

Granted, but you are too vocal and open about your transformation and end up getting staked.

I wish I could lead a successful writing career.

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

Granted, but your only successful bcuz you write about beastiality

[Murasaki eyeliner]

can the dude/ette above me^ wish for something so i can shoot his/her dreams down in firery cabbage thankyou

[BLEED REBELION!!!]

oopppsy sry I forgot.. lol

I wish I had a camera so I could youtube..

[Murasaki eyeliner]

you get a camera and post some amazing vidios on youtube,however your little sister gets hold of the camera and films you having sex with your stuffed pig mr buggles,she then posts that on youtube!

i wish i could turn into a bat........

[Beowulf]

You turn into a bat, but spend the rest of your life hanging upside down in caves and spending evenings chasing insects to eat !!!.

I wish I could fly.

[Tauschung]

You enjoy the feeling of the wind beneath your wings so much that you start flying higher and higher. You feel the warmth of the sun on your back and are having a splendid time. You look at your wings once more only to realize you forgot that your father, Daedalus, had warned you not to get so close to the sun. You fall, arms flailing, to your death in the sea below.

I wish I had complete and utter control over time.

[(heartofflames)]

You can now control time, but you have so much travelling in and out of different time zones, and rewinding/ fast forwarding time that the natural balance of things is ruined and the world spirals into the apocalypse.

I wish I had a knack for writing suberb stories of every genre.

[Noirette]

Granted, but you write them backwards and by "mirror-writing"(sorry, but I don't know the english word for this).

I wish I could live in my own apartment and pay for it.