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03-10-2010, 11:00 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Toronto, Ontario.
Posts: 16
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I was demanded an Introduction.
It seems I'm doomed to responed to quite a few questions. I'll take it like an interview. I enjoy interviews, though my job includes interviewing others, and not being interviewed myself. So here, I shall attempt this horridity.
1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
Well I may like to do you, or any members of your direct family, but I am aware of the ever-disputed issues of STDs and childbirth, so for now I'll just do myself. I own a magazine and record label. I dont make good money, so I don't consider it a real job, but it is my devotion. Dirty Weather Records and Dirty Weather Magazine (Static Magazine in Europe and the UK). We love orgies.
2. Where are you from?
I'm from a planet beyond the moon! I'm actually only here to get tips on how to flip my house for under 30,000$, so while I'm learning I'm here and there around the world, mostly in Toronto these days, though next year you can find me wandering the back alleys of Berlin looking for cheap thrills and phantoms.
3. Who is your favorite author?
Oh my, I have to pick one? Well, I'd rather not. I'll read anything. While I was in jail a few years ago for a false, now dropped charge, I read a book about submarines! It was quite interesting! If only they had provided the equipment needed to build one, then I wouldn't have spent half as much time in those dirty stone rooms surrounded by babbling pirates and filthy beasts.
4. What are your favorite films?
I do admit, I don't own a TV, but when I do watch things elsewhere, I mainly stick to thing of a non-horrific nature. Things with zombies, and giant bat-creatures, and things that come from lagoons. But I do so cower in fear over horror films. Have you SEEN The Notebook?! AAAHHHHHH!!!!!
5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
I want a drunk, homeless beast to play the accordion and sing me songs about sailing and gardening.
6. At your funeral?
Tomorrow, tomorrow, I'll love you, tomorrow! You're only a day awayyyyyy!
7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Well there are many enjoyable options, though these days I am most fond of the idea of being drugged, ***** and brutally tortured in a back alley of Switzerland by Hitler. But since that most likely won't happen, I suppose I'd like to go out with a bang. Explosives and the Eiffel Tower beckon.
8. What kind of casket would you want?
Well if anyone manages to sucessfull scrape up all my remains, you can just throw me in a little wooden box and plant a tree over me. Then build a treehouse in it, so small children can play in it, completely oblivious to the fact that their new haven is atop my rotting flesh.
9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
A frock coat. Nothing else. Maybe a condom, and a walking stick. Makes for a jolly stroll through the park.
10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
My imaginary friend. Oh, wait. He never did go away. I suppose I miss my goldfish, but apparently he's in goldfish heaven. Foster Parents have a way of making the sewers seem so delightful. I almost became a Catacomb Kitten myself! =^.^=
11. What's your favorite band?
My life and job is music, so I can't really have a favorite band, but if you guys can keep a secret, I am most fond of anything done by Andi Sexgang or Lucas Lanthier. In genres though, I only work with Deathrock, Gothrock, and a few things ending with 'Wave' . And if you happen to consider it a genre, then Batcave. That sums it all up. No metal, nu-metal manson stuff here, no thanks!
12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
I'm a highly trained Kamikaze warrior and I cut off your mother's head! It was a delightful snack! In my spare time I go to school, numerous schools for numerous things. I won't say where, or I know you will stalk me, and murder me, and if I am to be murdered, I have a specific way I'd like it done, thanks.
13. Why did you join?
To mindlessly promote/whore myself, give unsuspecting she-males a giant boner, and to enlarge my stamp collection.
14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
What is that? Gender? I don't know that word, I'll have to look it up! Let's see what the dictionary says about this;
gen·der /ˈdʒɛndər/ [jen-der]
–noun
1.Grammar.
a.(in many languages) a set of classes that together include all nouns, membership in a particular class being shown by the form of the noun itself or by the form or choice of words that modify, replace, or otherwise refer to the noun, as, in English, the choice of he to replace the man, of she to replace the woman, of it to replace the table, of it or she to replace the ship. The number of genders in different languages varies from 2 to more than 20; often the classification correlates in part with sex or animateness. The most familiar sets of genders are of three classes (as masculine, feminine, and neuter in Latin and German) or of two (as common and neuter in Dutch, or masculine and feminine in French and Spanish).
b.one class of such a set.
c.such classes or sets collectively or in general.
d.membership of a word or grammatical form, or an inflectional form showing membership, in such a class.
2.sex: the feminine gender.
3.Archaic. kind, sort, or class.
Interesting stuff, isnt it?! I am not of any gender though, I am simply Frankie Fear!
I hope reading all this has bored you lot to tears! If so, please go wash your face, all that salt cant do good for your complections!
Cheerio!
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03-10-2010, 11:13 AM
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#2
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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You're already annoying.
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Terror Nuclear,Terror Nuclear
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03-10-2010, 11:18 AM
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#3
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Toronto, Ontario.
Posts: 16
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Oh, thank you dearrrrly ! 
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03-10-2010, 01:32 PM
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#4
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Malice In Wonderland
You're already annoying.
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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03-10-2010, 01:36 PM
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#5
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gallifrey
Posts: 2,817
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I dunno, I thought it was interesting to read.
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03-10-2010, 02:06 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Interesting like lighting ants on fire with a magnifying glass, maybe...
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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03-10-2010, 03:50 PM
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#7
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 2
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What is everyone talking about? This is probably the most interesting introduction I've read on this site.
Seriously.
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03-10-2010, 04:44 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Chicago, Illinois
Posts: 2,670
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Well, you have 1 post, so maybe you've only read this one? That would explain why it's the most interesting intro you've read so far...
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You should talk you fugly, cat bashing, psychopathic urinal on two legs...
-Jack_the_knife
I don't hate you. Saying I hate you would be like saying I hate a dog with no legs trying to cross a busy freeway.
-Mr. Filth
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03-10-2010, 04:51 PM
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#9
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Toronto, Ontario.
Posts: 16
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Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity
Interesting like lighting ants on fire with a magnifying glass, maybe...
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Could you please explain exactly how you know wether this activity of choice is of a high interest level to others or not?
Oh but, I am amused. >.< It is the interwebz. If this was so un-interesting, then why would you bother commenting? Couldn't you be doing something better, like reading a book, perhaps? Why waste your precious time on me if my intro is so boring? So now I've come to believe that you actually find it interesting, but chose to say it wasn't, soley to be the devil's advocate.
Please though, I anticipate what you have to say back to me. Good or bad, I'm still getting your time and attention. xD
Cheerio!
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03-11-2010, 02:49 AM
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: New Zealand
Posts: 2,126
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Woah, this one bites with it's bark. I foresee and interesting future and funky pejoratives in the near future with you and several unnamed characters.
By the way, I spy with my little eye something beginning with Typo. Wether you see it or not, I don't know.
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Everyone has a ghost...a phantom behind us which slows and drags us down.. This ghost or spectral has a name..."Regret".
"I've never regretted anything..." - Light Yagami
Life is a shit sandwich. Unfortunately, it's always lunchtime. How much bread you have goes a long way toward determining how easy it is to swallow.
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03-11-2010, 07:22 AM
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#11
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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I like this one, stick around.
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Remember, short controlled bursts.
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03-11-2010, 03:46 PM
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#12
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Toronto, Ontario.
Posts: 16
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Originally Posted by Corpsey
Woah, this one bites with it's bark. I foresee and interesting future and funky pejoratives in the near future with you and several unnamed characters.
By the way, I spy with my little eye something beginning with Typo. Wether you see it or not, I don't know.
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I think you meant 'an'. Uh-oh typo!
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03-11-2010, 07:45 PM
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#13
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: United States
Posts: 340
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*chuckles* You seem like an entertaining fellow and your introduction was most colorful. Do enjoy your stay. *hat tips*
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03-11-2010, 08:21 PM
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#14
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Posts: 2
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Originally Posted by PortraitOfSanity
Well, you have 1 post, so maybe you've only read this one? That would explain why it's the most interesting intro you've read so far...
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I have one post but I've read many introductions.
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03-12-2010, 06:21 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Toronto, Ontario.
Posts: 16
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Originally Posted by HavelockV
*chuckles* You seem like an entertaining fellow and your introduction was most colorful. Do enjoy your stay. *hat tips*
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I enjoy hat-tipping, it's a hobby I'm most fond of! ^_^
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03-12-2010, 07:26 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Toronto, Ontario.
Posts: 16
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03-12-2010, 07:44 AM
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#17
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 43
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What's an introductory survey if you can't have a little fun with it? If Canada is another planet, then I think some of my relatives might make sense, by the by 
If you ever take yourself, record label and magazine for a U.S vacation, I can steer you over to a falafel joint that's open until 3 in the morning and a few venues.
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03-12-2010, 07:58 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Smexyville, Colorado
Posts: 2,424
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Heh heh, treehouse above a rotting corpse... I ROFLed...
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03-12-2010, 08:04 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: United States
Posts: 340
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Originally Posted by FrankieFear
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Hah! Most amusing. I shall have to further investigate this repository of gentlemanly wit. My thanks to you.
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03-12-2010, 08:23 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Toronto, Ontario.
Posts: 16
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Originally Posted by HavelockV
Hah! Most amusing. I shall have to further investigate this repository of gentlemanly wit. My thanks to you.
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Lord Likely is somewhat of a hero to me. :3
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03-12-2010, 05:28 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Posts: 43
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Hey, if I had a treehouse over a corpse as a kid then I would have had some cool stories as an adult. I can settle for waling through the pretty New Haven Green knowing it was a graveyard once But I still want my graveyard treehouse. Frankie, you are reviving all of our envies! And your pictures show such an attractive soul to boot! My friend, you do have crash space in New Haven, CT should you wish it.
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03-12-2010, 05:52 PM
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#22
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Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Infront mi cogida laptop
Posts: 307
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One of your favorite outfits is condom. # 13 question wasn't necessary then.
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03-14-2010, 12:00 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Raxacoricofallapatorius
Posts: 1,750
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In that whole garbled intro, which frankly came off like you were trying way too hard to be quirky, the only part that made me raise an eyebrow was the stamp collecting line.
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- Tough Shit, Mickey by Conflict
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03-14-2010, 10:35 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Sheffield UK.
Posts: 2,065
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Every time you end a post with cheerio, I want to punch you in the face.
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Avoid all needle drugs - The only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.
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03-16-2010, 11:55 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Toronto, Ontario.
Posts: 16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by JethroAranas
One of your favorite outfits is condom. # 13 question wasn't necessary then.
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Shows what you think you know!
Cheerio! 
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