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05-02-2007, 05:18 PM
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#101
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: middle of nowhere - Wisconsin
Posts: 397
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Because he's been outside rolling in feces...
Do you think my tractor's sexy?
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your future is in my hands. scared yet? :-x
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05-02-2007, 05:31 PM
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#102
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Posts: 179
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As sexy as sexy can be.
What did you do with that potato?
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05-02-2007, 06:29 PM
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#103
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
Posts: 194
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I gave it to my sister's boyfriend for his birthday.
What is less exciting than watching paint dry?
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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05-02-2007, 06:50 PM
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#104
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southern California
Posts: 501
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Eating corn flakes with a ARP accountant on Monday.
What is that floating in your soup?
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05-02-2007, 07:24 PM
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#105
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Australia QLD
Posts: 819
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lots of things
what happends when you breed cyntrox and a bunny?
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05-02-2007, 11:07 PM
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#106
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Iowa
Posts: 511
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You get cynthetic hare
Who sent in the clowns?
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05-03-2007, 01:00 AM
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#107
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Earth...
Posts: 194
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Jesus
Why is there no food?
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed – they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo, Brunelleschi, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.
- Orson Wells
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05-03-2007, 01:52 AM
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#108
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: middle of nowhere - Wisconsin
Posts: 397
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Because we're fasting before our abduction.
Where did all the cows go?
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your future is in my hands. scared yet? :-x
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05-03-2007, 01:54 AM
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#109
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southern California
Posts: 501
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To play pinochle at your Aunt’s house.
Why is my pizza taking so long to get here?
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05-03-2007, 01:59 AM
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#110
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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because they fell asleep.
Why do I ALWAYS have the rotten luck of falling for the right guy whos in the wrong situation? IE- married, or attatched in some way.
I'm kinda over this whole friends thing.
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05-03-2007, 02:49 AM
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#111
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Australia QLD
Posts: 819
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Because your pet dog is madly in love with you
why have i got cold hands
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05-03-2007, 10:45 PM
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#112
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Iowa
Posts: 511
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Because celsius divided by Pi equals the rapidly decreasing temperature of refrigerated bloomers.
Why do the Wallendas fly?
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05-03-2007, 11:25 PM
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#113
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Aurora & Colorado Springs, CO
Posts: 9
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Rough childhood
Do penguins taste like chicken or fish?
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05-03-2007, 11:28 PM
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#114
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Southern California
Posts: 501
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That’s a silly question, everybody knows that penguins taste like penguin.
Who killed Cock Robin?
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05-04-2007, 12:20 AM
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#115
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Somewhere Else, CA
Posts: 971
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I did!
What weapon did I use?
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05-04-2007, 03:40 AM
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#116
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 207
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Flame thrower.
Original recipe or extra crispy?
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"Forcing people to fight for freedom is the worst kind of contradiction."
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05-04-2007, 04:09 AM
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#117
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Amidst a shallow grave
Posts: 1,211
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Extra crispy. Tweedle Dee or Tweedle Dum?
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05-04-2007, 06:22 AM
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#118
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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Dee.
How is it that a girl of my small size can become a robot?
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05-04-2007, 08:27 AM
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#119
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Iowa
Posts: 511
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Just add alcohol
If you put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up what do you get?
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05-04-2007, 09:34 AM
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#120
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 31
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i dont have a clue..
who were as been banned from anywhere beacause they fuck something? e.g "getting banned from a food convention 4 fucking a cake!"
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05-04-2007, 09:37 AM
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#121
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Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 31
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shit soz i relyed too the wrong thing... Do u get sex???
who were as been banned from anywhere beacause they fuck something? e.g "getting banned from a food convention 4 fucking a cake!"
Now it makes sence!
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05-04-2007, 11:10 AM
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#122
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Blountsville, AL
Posts: 2,619
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I was banned from an SL sim for fucking in a cemetery.
Who can read mini-evil's senseless dribble?
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05-04-2007, 12:42 PM
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#123
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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Not me
Next thread?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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05-04-2007, 01:52 PM
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#124
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Bliss
Posts: 4,374
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The red thread.
Is different good?
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I Like Cheese!
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05-04-2007, 02:15 PM
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#125
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Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,446
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War is peace
Why?
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Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day.
Set a man on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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