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03-17-2006, 06:40 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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OMG, E_P_S, just when I think you can do nothing more to appear any hotter, I find this in "The Word Association Game":
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Originally Posted by Shi'ark
porn movie flashbacks
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
Bamchikawamwam...
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DO ME! NOW! Ha ha ha ha!
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 07:11 AM
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#6252
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Norway
Posts: 1,059
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Originally Posted by dlerium
Random Fact: the average attention span of the common house fly is 1 second.
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But since flies see the world in slo-mo, a lot of shit happens in that one second.
That's why it's so hard to swat the fuckers!
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03-17-2006, 07:29 AM
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#6253
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Canada
Posts: 1,242
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pitseleh
But since flies see the world in slo-mo, a lot of shit happens in that one second.
That's why it's so hard to swat the fuckers!
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Not to mention you have to consider their lifespans.
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03-17-2006, 08:59 AM
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#6254
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ben Lahnger
OMG, E_P_S, just when I think you can do nothing more to appear any hotter, I find this in "The Word Association Game":
DO ME! NOW! Ha ha ha ha!
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Well.. Okay.. Why Not..
* Furiously Humps Your Leg*
I'm getting pretty good at this.
Uhh.. Here's a Kleenex though, you're going to need it.
* sheepish grin*
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03-17-2006, 09:03 AM
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#6255
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Originally Posted by Wise Child
I saw that girl on a TV programme about the future possiblity of face transplants. It was so sad, I was in tears by the end - and I'm not a big crier. She was amazing though, I had such admiration for her by the end. I know that sounds somewhat cliche and even a little patronising, but it's not - I was genuinely in awe of the strength she showed. From being so pretty (not that it would be any more okay if she had been completely ugly, but still), to not being able to go out because you scare children... and she was so strong about it. Just kind of said "okay, this is my life now", and lived it as best she could. If I show a fraction of that kind of backbone when things get bad, I'll consider myself a fucking miracle. Seriously.
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I don't know if you got to see this, before the Drama Llama Stampede occured the other night..
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
I had the privelege to meet Jacqueline when I lived in Austin, several years ago.
She was trapped in that burning car while they were trying to free her after the accident, her rescuers had to watch her burn while they frantically tried to get her out.
She is an amazing young woman, who has Strength and Courage unlike anything I have ever seen in my life.
I haven't thought about her in a very long time, and seeing her picture brought it all back.
It makes me feel weak for feeling so terrible about my illnesses, when I think about everything she has endured, and will endure for the rest of her life.
Bless You Jacqueline..
*tears*
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She really is one of the most Incredible people I have ever met in my life.
She is back in Venezuela now, last I heard.
More Amazing than that, she has actually forgiven the Man who did that to her and killed her friends.
I don't know if I could be that Forgiving. I really don't..
But She definitely Rocks the Stars.. Without a doubt..
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03-17-2006, 09:12 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Behind you ... (well, if your back's to London)
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Wow. It's humbling, it really is. I did miss that - after ten minutes or so of reading back over the stampede, my head started to fuzz and I got this weird buzzing noise in my ears...
I remember on the programme, one of the guys who got her out saying, "we could hear this awful screaming in the burning car, and then the screams stopped and I thoght, "thank god that girl's stopped suffering"". Guess again...
You're right though, from what I saw she was amazing. They were developing techniques to help people like her, and I genuinely hope to god that one day there's something they can do for her, that will make her life even a little more bearable... not that she seemed to feel hugely sorry for herself. But still... *teary* Damn you, EPS! You got me again! Just as I've been telling everyone I'm not a big crier!
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The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
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03-17-2006, 09:16 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
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That's okay.. Pretty much makes me cry everytime I think about it..
It's a humbling perspective isn't it..
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03-17-2006, 09:19 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Behind you ... (well, if your back's to London)
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It really is. And to have forgiven the guy... I'd love to be able to say that I could be that strong, but I really have no idea if I could. And I don't think there are many people out there who could say different. She is an incredibly singular woman.
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The meek shall inherit the earth. Just as soon as the rest of us have finished with it.
A dream is just a nightmare with lipstick ~ Toni Morrison
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03-17-2006, 09:27 AM
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#6259
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Nawphuk, VA
Posts: 39
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Quote:
Originally Posted by pitseleh
But since flies see the world in slo-mo, a lot of shit happens in that one second.
That's why it's so hard to swat the fuckers!
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They also take off backwards, like helicopters. So you gotta bash the little fukkers from behind
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03-17-2006, 09:51 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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I'm tired of "fly" trivia.
Has anyone mentioned in "Random" that the male porcupine has to pee on the female porcupine in order to soften her quills before mating?
Oh, someone probably already has. But, in those prickly little critters it's a necessity, not a fetish!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 12:13 PM
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#6261
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: I own Pitseleh!!
Posts: 3,747
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Talk about needing a golden shower, Ben!
*ewww*
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03-17-2006, 12:22 PM
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#6262
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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*ewww* indeed! But it could be worse ... I'd rather talk about porcupines than black widow spiders!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 12:33 PM
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#6263
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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My dad used to rip ass and call it fresh baked bread...
Thanks for bringing that memory back, Ben.
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03-17-2006, 12:37 PM
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#6264
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Errrrrr ... well, I sure hope my "bread" smells better than his.
Geisha, I may get the kids to help.
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 12:46 PM
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#6265
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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shit ... you racing me with one word posts? Ha ha ha!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 12:47 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Really? Are you? Ha ha ha!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 12:48 PM
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#6267
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
Posts: 6,738
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Hey, Geisha, you know, after you're all "Andrew Eldritch" and everything ...
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I'll still respect you in the morning!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
Last edited by Ben Lahnger; 03-17-2006 at 12:49 PM.
Reason: formatting
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03-17-2006, 12:50 PM
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#6268
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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Crap ... ha ha ha!
I'm off to WA ... let's get the pony trained!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 01:09 PM
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#6269
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Um, lower, oh yeah, uh, uh ... YES THERE!
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From "Word Association":
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Originally Posted by Empty_Purple_Stars
(YAY!!! You both made it!!)
Uhh but wait now there is two of you..
* loads shotgun*
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Damn ... a little quick on the trigger there, Shirley!
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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03-17-2006, 01:23 PM
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#6270
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Holy shit! Mega Super Bass rocks!
Louder! Louder!
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-17-2006, 01:57 PM
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#6272
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Just take that guy out back and put a bullet in his head.
People like that are sick and cannot be allowed to live.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-17-2006, 02:01 PM
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#6273
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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Watch out...
I think the newbs are taking over...
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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03-17-2006, 02:01 PM
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#6274
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Right Here
Posts: 3,442
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Who could do something like that to a 7 mth old baby?
She is so beautiful.. How could ANYONE be sexually aroused by an infant?
Oh my God.. I just can't believe that..
Poor Sweet Angel..
I agree, although shooting is too good for him.
Something slow and excrutiatingly painful would be better.
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03-17-2006, 02:04 PM
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#6275
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Posts: 1,387
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No. He is not sane. A sane person would not do that. He needs to be killed. Fast and quick.
I don't think that insane people know right from wrong. To torture and kill him would make us devils.
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"And if you didn't get all that, here's a short synopsis. I FUCKING DON'T LIKE YOU, CUNT."
--Geisha
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