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07-04-2008, 05:56 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
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Let's write Haiku's!
Remember it goes 5.7,5 (the American way, anyway). Also, I am a terrible writer so don't even bother saying mine suck..I know.
Turntable lover
Stab me with that needle, friend
And spin me in, too
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07-04-2008, 06:11 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Earth.
Posts: 8,001
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I drink the iced tea
I know it wants to drink me
I finish with glee
Lool, these aren't haiku at all.
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07-04-2008, 06:31 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
Posts: 1,918
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That's the best thing you have ever written, lulZ.
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07-04-2008, 06:33 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
Posts: 1,918
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Fat internet nerd
Your neckbeard makes me so hot
Let's play Nintendo
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07-04-2008, 07:08 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 281
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Bored and without glee
Summer is a misery
When the rain comes down
Dedicated to those living in Northern Ireland lol
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07-04-2008, 08:28 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: a sneeze away from San Francisco
Posts: 2,144
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My green bologna
You were never green before!
Have you gone moldy?
Dedicated to the contents of my mother's fridge.
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Originally Posted by Joker_in_the_Pack
At some point, you need to look yourself in the mirror and realize that what other people did to you does not define you as a person. You and your actions define who you are as a person. It's up to you to be a good person, in spite of all the evil you've faced. In fact, it should be because of the evil you see that it's good you do. Be the change you want in the world. Next time someone tells me that they're an asshole because they've had a bad life, I'm stabbing them in the eye with a spork.
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07-04-2008, 10:01 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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A fool and his coin
scattered, spent for food and wine
just pearls before swine.
-Oink.
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07-04-2008, 11:21 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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Stiff and pink and warm,
Protruding from your bewbies,
I love your nipples.
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07-04-2008, 03:58 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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I laughed hard (like those nipples).
My skin is itchy,
Fucking chlorine kills my hair,
Work is a damn drag.
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07-04-2008, 04:21 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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My parents buy me
All my cool shit. It's so hard
In suburbia.
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07-04-2008, 04:44 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 621
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I dance left and right
I am glad my turn is next
I so have to pee
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07-04-2008, 04:47 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 4,678
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'That's gay' is not a
Synonym for 'That's Lame', say
'That's Hitler', instead.
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07-04-2008, 06:21 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 621
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One syllable more
Again I will need one more
Make up your own line
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07-04-2008, 09:39 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
Posts: 1,918
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Bearded wonder man
please tell me you are Jewish
god, I love the Jews
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07-05-2008, 02:09 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Posts: 39
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The choc'late crunchies
inside of the ice cream cake
really rock my socks.
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07-05-2008, 03:34 PM
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Join Date: Mar 2008
Posts: 621
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by faye_falling
The choc'late crunchies
inside of the ice cream cake
really rock my socks.
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...best one so far!
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07-17-2008, 06:24 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: boston
Posts: 72
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the harsh and black tiles
on the mosaic of life
they are the outlines.
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07-18-2008, 06:41 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
Posts: 1,918
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My stomach feels ouch
perhaps a trip to "that" room
will make this leave me
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07-18-2008, 06:54 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: North Cackalacky
Posts: 2,044
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Nobody wants you
When you reek of dirt and blood
On your period.
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07-18-2008, 06:59 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
Posts: 1,918
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Lulz, ew man.
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07-18-2008, 07:30 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the concrete and steel beehive of Southern California
Posts: 7,449
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From the Danny Phantom episode Beauty Marked, when Sam Mason gives her haiku on stage:
Despair without end!
[whispers] Dora's a ghost!
Utter blackness, nothingness.
[whispers] Dora's a ghost!
[loudly] Dora is a ghost!
http://www.livevideo.com/video/BACC8...ty-marked.aspx
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07-20-2008, 12:06 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: 35n 90w
Posts: 39
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In stop sign shadow
The black cat sits, resplendent
The day's work is done
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07-20-2008, 12:56 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: a'Straiya
Posts: 1,292
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I giggle madly
From inside of your closet
You will never know
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Hist. Hark.
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07-22-2008, 12:33 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In Your Pants, PA.
Posts: 1,918
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I just farted, woah
I think I just shit my pants
now what will I do?
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08-01-2008, 06:28 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Anywhere
Posts: 25
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you write
the ink runs dry
the sea is getting bigger
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