.: Randomness :. - Page 15

Perfectly_Flawed · 02-19-2004, 06:16 PM

Oooh, Gremaine. The first thing I found out about her (apart from the fact that she is a feminist), was that she drank her own menstrual blood once. (Maybe twice?... Who knows.)

Courtesy of my sick, twisted, trash-TV watching English teacher.

Edit: Former English teacher. I did graduate from HS, after all...

Empty_Purple_Stars · 02-19-2004, 06:19 PM

well yeah I kno exactly what the female version of a eunuch is..And i'm really disapointed YOU didn't think of it first..

A female version of a eunuch is:

US
now quick grab the iron and lets melt em shut before he comes back!!

sigh, man your sliiping....

ohthefuckwell · 02-19-2004, 06:28 PM

oh, believe me, i thought of it.

i was just looking for a more "technical" term.

and i was thinking more along the lines of a soldering iron.

ohthefuckwell · 02-19-2004, 06:29 PM

...and one day my son will figure out it's NOT easier to run to the bathroom with his underwear around his ankles.

*sigh*

Perfectly_Flawed · 02-19-2004, 06:51 PM

OTFW - maybe your son likes doing things the hard way? :twisted:

Ravena · 02-19-2004, 07:01 PM

JEEZUS CHRIST!!!

I leave you people alone for three days, and this is what happens?!!!
*Grumbles* :x
I'm burnt...

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Ravena

As darkness falls, night unfolds its ebon wings to wrap the world in its dark embrace.

ohthefuckwell · 02-19-2004, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Perfectly_Flawed

OTFW - maybe your son likes doing things the hard way? :twisted:

yeah....he's male. it's in his dna. go figure.

ohthefuckwell · 02-19-2004, 08:09 PM

for the record....

smirnoff twisted green apple....

not too shabby.

Falling · 02-20-2004, 03:28 AM

if i was to start to tilt my head back to look at the sky one night and never accomplish the goal....

Empty_Purple_Stars · 02-20-2004, 10:09 AM

Okay now the really really sad thing is that the following makes complete and total sense to me:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/weeee.php

drugs R bad drugs R bad drugs R bad drugs R bad.......
drugs R bad drugs R bad drugs R bad drugs R bad.......
drugs R bad drugs R bad drugs R bad drugs R bad.......
drugs R bad drugs R bad drugs R bad drugs R bad.......

I knew I should've saved that brain cell for sumthin...

Empty_Purple_Stars · 02-20-2004, 10:26 AM

yeah me to... sooooo fucking funny..

gonads n strife gonads n strife gonads n strife

this guy here provides me hours upon hpurs of fun:

http://www.drivemeinsane.com/

oh and I saw this one a minute ago, and I think I laughed so hard I ruptured something I might need later..

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/nice.php

I think I'll just let him dance all day..strangely soothing..twitch..

and if your head hasn't imploded after that, try this:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/starwarz.php

Soul_Immortal · 02-20-2004, 10:35 AM

Fucking shit.

Randomness. I am. Very. I shower in mid-afternoon and like it. I will slap a sunburned shoulder. grr....

Ok so being a bitch is not very random,.....for me.

I need some inspiration. Its gone, lost in a void of wasted time on the couch watching TLC and American Idol. Hm,....

Inspire me?

FOR THE LOVE OF FUCKING GODS!!!

I need chocolate........

WolfMoon · 02-20-2004, 03:00 PM

That was fucking funny!!I couldn't listen to it all,'cause rap gives me a headache(so does country and tejano),But you can't beat hearing Darth Sidious rapping!!!

Falling · 02-20-2004, 11:12 PM

gonads and strife, hahah! thats fresh out of the oven....what wil they think of next....geeze........yeah.

Daz · 02-21-2004, 03:11 PM

heh, Empty_Purple_Stars.. you have just about as much spare time as i do :twisted:

well its basically 24 hours since i got off work, spend the next three hours sitting in a bar drinking with some buddies from work. since then i've watched a couple movies, attempted watching porn with a couple guy friends but ended up having to take their girlfriends somewhere else cuz they didnt want to watch (party poopers

). i got up late today, didnt get dressed till two, been online for a little while now and i just realized that i still have blood under my fingernails from work. now ou have to realize that i've washed my hands at least 15 times since i got the blood on them in the first place, but i cant seem to get rid of this. maybe i'm starting to go crazy :twisted:

WolfMoon · 02-21-2004, 03:18 PM

Yeah,I have that problem too Daz.What do you do when the heads no longer fit in the freezer?

Daz · 02-21-2004, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Yeah,I have that problem too Daz.What do you do when the heads no longer fit in the freezer?

welli recently bought a deep freeze... but in the winter i will usually just bur them in the snow.. summer is a bit more of a chalange.. i usually have to start going through all the heads when spring is starting and pick out the ones i dont want anymore so i have more room.. the extras i just take to work and toss them into the incinerater :twisted:

WolfMoon · 02-21-2004, 03:49 PM

Daz, :P :P :P

Monty Python
The Bruce's Song

Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant who was very rarely stable.
Heideggar, Heideggar was a boozy beggar who could
think you under the table.

David Hume could out-consume Schoppenhauer and Hegel.
And Whittgenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as Schlegel.

There's nothing Nieizsche couldn't teach 'ya
'bout the raising of the wrist.
Socrates, himself, was permanently pissed.

John Stewart Mill, of his own free will
On half a pint of shanty was particularly ill.
Plato they say could stick it away,
Half a crate of whiskey every day.

Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle,
And Hoppes was fond of his dram.
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart.
"I drink, therefore I am."

Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed;
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he's pissed.

WolfMoon · 02-21-2004, 04:01 PM

I'm actually kind of happy today.
Work wasn't too bad this morning.I did have to deal with one asshole today.I had to give this idiot $50 back,cuz they used their debit card.I didn't have big bills,so I gave them a $10 and 40 $1's.They freaked out,like I'm some kind of fucking bank that should always have the exact bills they need,I should never run out of bigger bills for their highness?Fuck that,it's not Bank of Eckerd.The other people in line all asked what kind of wanker needs $50 at 9:30 a.m.
I miss my baby,she's at granny's house.At least I'll get a full night's sleep tonight.It's too quiet without her giggling on the floor.

*sigh*

(le sigh,le twitch,le expire.... :wink: )

Daz · 02-21-2004, 04:12 PM

why is baby at grannys?

WolfMoon · 02-21-2004, 04:32 PM

She's spending the night,we promised granny she could have the baby this weekend.I'm just used to having Lilith here with me 90% of the time.

ohthefuckwell · 02-21-2004, 06:03 PM

had to take my fucking phone off the hook.

i am beyond tired of nothing but lies & insults coming from the other end.

oh, but, wait....i forgot....i bring it alllll on myself and/or it's all in my head.

what the fuck ever.

Perfectly_Flawed · 02-22-2004, 02:36 AM

I actually hand-washed a bundle of my clothes this afternoon. Usually, I'm too lazy to do it and just throw all my clothes in the washing machine. I was just hanging them on the clothesline, one black article after another, and noticed my next-door neighbour and another man painting a pagola (sp). I mused; should they glance over at my backyard, they would undoubtedly, simultaneously think to themselves: 'Resident goth'.

On another random note, one of my dad's friends is boarding for the next few days. I found out about three hours before he arrived. He's in town to attend a seminar or meeting of some sort ... typical computer company representative.

I'm glad that he's here. My dad has few - ok, none at all - friends in Perth, so I bet he appreciates his Melbourne friend's presence. Yep, Melb. ... he used to live in Perth, but he moved back to Melbourne last December. I don't think the two of them realized the value of their friendship until he had to move away.

pitseleh · 02-22-2004, 08:50 AM

Oh my god I love my hair right now. I went to the hairdresser yesterday,
to treat myself to a haircut 2000. Usually I cut my own hair, but when I can
afford it, it's nice to get it done properly.

So, I had a *smoke and walked the short distance to the salon. Coming in
from the rain, I was greeted by the most charming goth girl. Not single, unfortunately.She suggested dyeing my bangs and sides red, and the rest black.
So that's what we did and it turned out great!

It cost me 130 $, though. :?

Ok, I should probably have had a picture attached instead of just writing a
giddy non-sequitur describing this haircut...

Daz · 02-22-2004, 09:47 AM

i wanna see, i wanna see :twisted:

last night was mildly entertaining. i got a phone call around 8pm and was told there was a party at my friends girlfriends place, people were thinking of going, weren't really sure so they were heading over to my place to deside. then click. loved that part. so i hop in the shower, get out, do my hair get ready to go out, sit and wait. eventually there is a knock on the door around ten thirty and we leave. we wonder off to the north end of the city and end up in the back yard of a house beside a fairly large fire pit. of course there was a huge segrigation of people. the seven of us on one side of the fire, everyone else on the other. heh, it was pretty funny. anyways, as we were standing around the police copter starts flyin over with its search light, occationally passing it over us so that was entertaining. eventually her brothers friends started leaving but i really didnt notice for a few hours. by 2 am it was the seven of us, her brother and a couple of his friends. we were just as loud as when we got there, still having a good time. i suppose we just kinda took over. sad that everyone else was so snobbish, its not like we didnt try to talk to people. heh, i suppose thats just life.