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12-31-2005, 06:51 PM
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#676
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Join Date: Feb 2004
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Congratulations. You've just inspired me to write Evil Dead -1.
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12-31-2005, 10:20 PM
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#677
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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but I mean, it should already be water proof. I dunno man, read the labels on the box before trusting to condums......
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01-01-2006, 11:09 AM
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Heh, I suppose you're right.
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01-01-2006, 12:20 PM
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And to think that contraception in ancient Egypt once consisted of using crocodile dung!
Kinda makes that bitching we do about having to go to the pharmacy for condoms seem a little petty, eh?
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01-01-2006, 12:44 PM
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#680
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Lead me not into temptation ... follow me, I know a shortcut!
As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-01-2006, 01:07 PM
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#681
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Hmm, What is so good about anal sex?
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01-01-2006, 01:20 PM
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Well, I'm not a devotee, but maybe if it causes your man to give up the golf clubs, it's worth it?
I don't know ... it's just a cartoon.
Actually, I have known a few women who claimed to like it ... but I was never interested.
Let me post a different cartoon to cleanse the pallet:
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01-01-2006, 01:45 PM
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#683
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Houston,Texas
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Sex,to me,should be soft and sensual when I imagine anal sex I get the picture of a cucumber being shoved up my ass. does any others agree with me?
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01-01-2006, 02:15 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I whole-heartedly agree with you. I have had it done to me. Not so fun. Hurt like hell, and he liked the regular way better.
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01-01-2006, 02:23 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Maple Ridge, BC, Canada
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I've had it a few times. The first time I did it, it was horrible. My boyfriend wanted to try it a few more times, and it was still bad, but I didn't mind it as much. Now we don't do it at all anymore; it's just not that good for either of us.
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01-01-2006, 02:27 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Yeah, we only tried it once, Didn't work out at all. For either of us. But hey, never hurts to experiment.
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01-01-2006, 04:00 PM
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Nottingham
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Anal sex can be good, like straight sex it hurts the first couple of times then it starts to feel good. You also need to be relaxed, and your lover should be kind enough to stimulate your anus first. USE LUBE!
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01-01-2006, 08:05 PM
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#688
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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Lube was used! But we didn't just try it once or twice, is six enough? It just didn't stick, regular sex (in the correct opening) Is much more enjoyable. For us anyway.
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01-01-2006, 08:12 PM
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anal sex - there ain't NOTHING in the world as pleasureable as the first time you slip through that tight ring, especially when my hand is on her tit and the soft warmth of her body is pressed against me.
as for sexuality... http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/drphil-prank2.html
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01-01-2006, 10:29 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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A little bit of information about anal sex.
Frist, Ten Rules of Anal Sex
(You can read the whole article at www.sexuality.org HERE .)
1. Anal intercourse is the least practiced form of anal sex.
2. Anal stimulation, including intercourse, is not painful if done properly.
3. Anal sex can be enjoyed even if it has been consistently uncomfortable in the past.
4. Two muscle rings called sphincters surround the anal opening. Each functions independently.
5. Anal stimulation provides many kinds of pleasure.
6. Anal stimulation can lead to orgasm.
7. Diet contributes to the enjoyment of anal sex.
8. Different rules of hygiene apply to the vagina and rectum.
9. Anal intercourse is not necessarily an act of dominance and submission.
10. Anal sex can be perfectly safe, even beneficial.
And second, here's A Review of 'The Ultimate Guide to Anal Sex for Women'. This book includes a chapter titled "10 Myths about Anal Sex." Myth #8 is "Women don't enjoy receiving anal sex; they do it just to please their partners"
Now here's another one of those cartoons, just because I find them so darn funny!
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01-01-2006, 10:42 PM
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Also, there is a video from Nina Hartley's line of instructional how-to sex series that may be informative for anyone who has an interest. It has received decent reviews, so it has some merit as another tool for the anal sex curious out there.
Nina Hartley's Guide to Anal Sex - DVD
This link is to one site (many other sites sell it as well ... this is just the first one I came across with reviews) that has a professional review by Vanity Blue as well as an amatuer review from a female customer who purchased the DVD. Here is an excerpt from the review:
"... If you and your partner are beyond societal misconceptions about the anus and want to explore its eroticism, then this is the wonderful and informative video you are indeed ready for. As with any ‘alternative' sexual play, the first thing Hartley stresses is the desire for anal play. If you and your partner are not both interested and attuned to one another, the first time will be rocky, at best. ..."
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
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the screamingly funny,
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Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-01-2006, 11:01 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Maple Ridge, BC, Canada
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Thanks, Ben_Lahnger. Very informative links. The comics are cute, too.
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01-01-2006, 11:06 PM
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01-02-2006, 01:12 AM
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I am still laughing!
Like a drunk idiot............
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01-02-2006, 09:02 AM
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Al,
that is priceless! I laughed sooooo hard!
;-D
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
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the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-02-2006, 10:09 AM
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On the same subject:
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
death takes the innocent young,
the rolling in money,
the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
Your days are numbered - 26,280 per person on average - 2,000,000,000 heartbeats ... tick, tick, tick
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01-02-2006, 10:12 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: the Dark City
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those "Love Is...." cartoons reallly made me giggle.
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01-02-2006, 10:25 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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Yep, me too. Here's another one:
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As the poets have mournfully sung,
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the screamingly funny,
and those who are very well hung.
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01-02-2006, 11:03 AM
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#699
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Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Mary-Land USA
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I'm a she-male and I like sex with a touch of S&M,, well, a lot of touches with S&M.
I try not to let love get in the way with sex.
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01-02-2006, 11:25 AM
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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I like some sort of affection. Not like, four hour long confessions of ever-lasting love. That would push me over the edge. But in most cases, love and sex should be kept on opposite ends of the spectrum.
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