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drgnlvr · 04-07-2005, 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by winged_dreams

I'm thinking about writing a short story but I want it be gender ambigious. I hope it turns out good. And good luck draggy!!

I was in my car today and Ramble On by Led Zepplin started playing. The amusing thing was that I had Lord of the Rings (book form) sitting right next to me. I'm such a geek!

Geekiness can be a -good- thing

Just out of curiosity...how do you mean gender ambiguous?

TeapotScar · 04-08-2005, 03:24 PM

to you, this may be random, but not to me: What the hell does "famalam" mean?

WolfMoon · 04-08-2005, 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by drgnlvr

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Purple Monkey Dishwasher

Now THAT was random! :lol:

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And good luck Draggy!!!

Danke

Bitte
:wink:

winged_dreams · 04-08-2005, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by drgnlvr

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Originally Posted by winged_dreams

I'm thinking about writing a short story but I want it be gender ambigious. I hope it turns out good. And good luck draggy!!

I was in my car today and Ramble On by Led Zepplin started playing. The amusing thing was that I had Lord of the Rings (book form) sitting right next to me. I'm such a geek!

Geekiness can be a -good- thing

Just out of curiosity...how do you mean gender ambiguous?

The story is told from a 1st person point of view and you never find out the gender of either the characters or any names. It sounds odd but the idea popped into my head and I had to write it.

drgnlvr · 04-09-2005, 12:25 AM

OOooh. :shock:

I'd love to read it when you're done.

Jane13 · 04-09-2005, 08:01 PM

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Originally Posted by WolfMoon

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

I remember that episode!!

Today I whent to my friend's 18th birthday party. It was really hot outside, and for some reason one of our friends wanted to wear a long, flowy black skirt so she could say she was the chick from "Wicked", so we walked up to my house for the skirt. By the time we got to my house, I found the heat and sunlight quite disagreeable, so I used my black umbrella as a parosol and wore welders goggles as sunglasses. It was fun.

punkirony · 04-09-2005, 11:39 PM

Hi everyone! I haven't been here for so long. nice to be back.

TeapotScar · 04-10-2005, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by punkirony

Hi everyone! I haven't been here for so long. nice to be back.

I missed you! Where have you been?

Gypsy2222 · 04-11-2005, 02:12 AM

Old Gypsies Learning new tricks... A wireless internet connection in the bathroom?... what, is the NSA watching me... do my buiseness?... he he he...

Just checking in... with the old crowd and crew of misfits and motley insane peoples... in short my favorite people...

(so no bad rants into insanity... for now... who knows what I'll subject you to later... MWA HA HA HA!!!... he he he...)

going to messages now...

Tchuss and stuff...

Always,
Gypsy~

WolfMoon · 04-11-2005, 11:29 AM

A blip on the radar and gone once more,
Our gypsy wind rolls through the door....

~GabrielleShannon~ · 04-11-2005, 01:58 PM

The wind can never be stopped ,but you always know it'll come blowing
back through every so often :wink:

Deadhymn · 04-12-2005, 10:28 AM

"if the devil is 6, and god is 7, then who is 8?"

"is she weird, is she white, is she promised to the night, and her head has no room."

~GabrielleShannon~ · 04-12-2005, 11:53 PM

Why is 6 scared of 7?.....................................cause 7 8 9

think about it

Yes that's me. The reigning queen of bad jokes :lol:

gingerbreadwench · 04-13-2005, 11:54 PM

Dear iTunes,

Can you please wait until one song ends before playing the next one? 'You Oughta be here with Me' doesn't sound good doing the Vulcan mind-meld with 'Si Senor.'

Thanks.
-Kate

skoteinh · 04-14-2005, 12:54 AM

Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watches which
Swatch watch?

drgnlvr · 04-14-2005, 03:33 AM

"What makes you think that she is a witch?"

"What, she turned me into a newt."

"A newt?"

"........... i got better."

:P

TeapotScar · 04-14-2005, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by gingerbreadwench

Dear iTunes,

Can you please wait until one song ends before playing the next one? 'You Oughta be here with Me' doesn't sound good doing the Vulcan mind-meld with 'Si Senor.'

Thanks.
-Kate

You can change the settings on this- go to "Edit" and then "Preferences" (the very bottom). Then go to the "audio" tab, and un-check "Crossfade playback". That should solve your problem.

WolfMoon · 04-14-2005, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by drgnlvr

"What makes you think that she is a witch?"

"What, she turned me into a newt."

"A newt?"

"........... i got better."

:P

"If she floats she's made of wood."

"Which means......"

"She's a witch!!Burn 'er!!!"

MrMaelstrom · 04-14-2005, 11:46 AM

From Popbitch:

>> On a short fuse <<
Fishing with the Last Cowboy

Albania's most wanted outlaw blew himself up
while fishing with dynamite last week. Riza
Malaj, aka the "Last Cowboy", had eluded capture
by the authorities for years, but failed to
accurately gauge the length of a fuse as he
tried to blow up trout. He lost both hands,
blew out his eyes and suffered serious wounds
all over his body. He was taken to hospital in
Kosovo as he would have been arrested anywhere in
Albania, thanks to various warrants on charges
of murder, armed robbery, armed assault and
"battery of the education director of
his town".

Innit lovely for us modern-suave europeans to show yanks how to do things in style?

Albania: the original birthplace of the redneck (evolved from a local species of goat-herder).

WolfMoon · 04-14-2005, 11:54 AM

Isn't that how Crocodile Dundee fished?

:wink:

MrMaelstrom · 04-14-2005, 12:01 PM

More from Popbitch:

>> Things to make you go hmmn <<
Cardinal sins, general election and Jacko

A school for prostitution is being set up
in India. For anyone interested in becoming
a hooker, applications are now available:
http://www.indianprostitute.org

Popbitch's favourite religious leader,
Cardinal Sin, is sick:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/2899891.stm

The full story of the "porn expert" testifying
at the Jacko trial that he saw Jackson with
his hand in Macaulay Culkin's pants:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...lemarque1.html

Patriotic American rock:
http://www.lgodj.com/mov/America%20W...20As%20One.mov

winged_dreams · 04-14-2005, 01:15 PM

The vice president is coming to my school tomorrow.

gingerbreadwench · 04-14-2005, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by TeapotScar

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Originally Posted by gingerbreadwench

Dear iTunes,

Can you please wait until one song ends before playing the next one? 'You Oughta be here with Me' doesn't sound good doing the Vulcan mind-meld with 'Si Senor.'

Thanks.
-Kate

You can change the settings on this- go to "Edit" and then "Preferences" (the very bottom). Then go to the "audio" tab, and un-check "Crossfade playback". That should solve your problem.

Oh, clever girl you are! And to think I was going to go back to Windows Media Player.

Mahalo!

And now for some more randomness.

I feel bad for my boy-kitty, Hugo, because he doesn't know how to behave as well as his sister Alice does. Alice has learned that she can sit on my lap while I'm on my computer because she sits still and doesn't press buttons or click the mouse so I don't wind up sending IMs to people that look like this:

Well what time do you want to meetmmmmmmmmmmmm,,,,mloo00----====

Hugo, however, is a button-pusher and a mouse clicker, so I have to throw him off when he gets on my lap while I'm on my computer. He tries and tries and tries but I have to make him get down every time.

So I feel bad for him. I hope he doesn't think I like Alice better than him.

MrMaelstrom · 04-14-2005, 07:26 PM

Can't really blame your pussygato for going after a mouse, can you? (:roll: how lame...)

winged_dreams · 04-15-2005, 10:26 AM

My cat likes to jump on my lap and then proceed to walk over the keyboard which gets quite annoying.