.: Randomness :.

[Mr E Nigma]

10111011 Domo Arigatou Mr. Roboto


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[mortalitas incomitatus]

ummm....ok?

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Welcome back, Demonista!! We missed you here.

Ahh, alcohol is good. And the best part is, it's legal. Bwahahaa.

*sips glass*

[Sanctus Dei]

Got a job offer today.. and I'm eating sugar cookies. Life is perfect.






I'm also a pathalogical liar.
But I am eating sugar cookies.

[winged_dreams]

I'm an experienced goth apparently. I hate to post this message I received but I couldn't resist.

Hey i'm new to the goth world and you seemed an experienced goth so wot would be good shoes which don't cost loads? how about total black converse all stars?

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Originally Posted by winged_dreams

I'm an experienced goth apparently. I hate to post this message I received but I couldn't resist.

Hey i'm new to the goth world and you seemed an experienced goth so wot would be good shoes which don't cost loads? how about total black converse all stars?

That was... random. ( j/k)

Alright, g'night all, off I go to continue drinking.

[Sanctus Dei]

*pout* You will be missed!

[winged_dreams]

Originally Posted by TheKorovaMilkbar

That was... random. ( j/k)

Alright, g'night all, off I go to continue drinking.

Well, it was a very random message. And why ask me about shoe advice? XD If it's cheap and I like 'em I wear 'em. That's pertaining to shoes of course.

[Mr E Nigma]

Originally Posted by mortalitas incomitatus

ummm....ok?

You can't read binary? O_o

[mortalitas incomitatus]

Originally Posted by Mr E Nigma

You can't read binary? O_o

erm...apparently not.

[TheKorovaMilkbar]

Originally Posted by winged_dreams

Well, it was a very random message. And why ask me about shoe advice? XD If it's cheap and I like 'em I wear 'em. That's pertaining to shoes of course.

Not to anything else, huh?

It's ok, I'm the same way. I shop at Kohl's for a lot of my clothing just because it's cheap. And since I used to work at Skechers (I quit a couple of days ago) and still know a lot of people there, I can get shoes for 50% off. That's the employee discount. Pretty good, isn't it? 2 50% discounts a month is what we're allowed.

Originally Posted by Sanctus Dei

*pout* You will be missed!

Thanks hon. You're a sweetheart.

Oh, shit. I should probably mention I'm really REALLY drunk right now. Just me and my bro (my best friend) celebrating. I really hope I remember typing this stuff in the morning. And I apologize in advance for anything offensive I might type. G'night for real this time ladies and gents. Off I go to conquer... more alcohol (LOL j/k ).

[tenet_2012]

Solve this:

http://www.websudoku.com/?select=1&level=4

And I'll give you a dollar. (yes, I have solved it)

[Manimal]

Originally Posted by WolfMoon

That image makes me want to puke.



I make great eggs.

I made some for my husband today and he was in eggstacy.

ba-dum-tish

I was supposed to get eggs and bacon and biscuits and gravy for breakfast last weekend. Maybe if I can't guilt her into it this weekend you could invite me over?

[WolfMoon]

Originally Posted by Manimal

I was supposed to get eggs and bacon and biscuits and gravy for breakfast last weekend. Maybe if I can't guilt her into it this weekend you could invite me over?

Only if you promise to do that 'Towel Trick', babe.

[WolfMoon]

Originally Posted by Mr E Nigma

10111011 Domo Arigatou Mr. Roboto


187


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DOMO

domo

[JuliaGaltic]

The song Penetration by Haujobb reminds me of a man receiving a really good BJ.

The chorus: "They swallow the world. They swallow the world around me."

It reminds me of a man's world fading around him as he..she..they.. well, you know..

I'm sure that's not how it was intended, but I can't help my filthy mind...

[TeapotScar]

This is my random interjection of (valentines day related?) happiness:

I got the job! The Wednesdays-only (which totally works with my college-girl-super-busy schedule) nanny job! I'm psyched. It pays $10 / hr, and I'd be working 7 or 8 hours on that Wednesday! I really only need the money for my boyfriend- he attends school a $60-bus-ride away, and he payed for all of his visits last semester, not to mention he paid for my general living expenses the entire summer, and so much more, winter break, etc. etc. He's the most generous guy ever (except for maybe gothic.net's own Alkilyu), and I must owe him $1,000. I'm never going to be able to repay him fully for his AMAZING kindness and generosity, but at least I'll be able to pay for his 3-hours-of-driving-in-a-bus tickets this semester. I really miss him- he's coming to visit me (on his own dolalr) this weekend.

<3

[/mushy-gobble-dee-guk...]

[Sanctus Dei]

Congrats on the Job Tea!

I am seriously fed up with senseless parental arguments, especially those which end in random made up guilt trips. "You only called me twice today, I'm not sure you appreciate the years it took to raise you..!!"

wtf?

[WolfMoon]

Only twice?

Geez, my mom's lucky to get one call a year!

[Sanctus Dei]

She's one of those can't let go empty nester types... *sigh*

I'm eating cheerios... and I'm LOVING it.

[WolfMoon]

Originally Posted by TStone

I so fucking love you! You, my good and gracious woman, just validated the last 14 years of my life!

Now...if you could just hook me up with how to avoid her for (the most part) the next 14 years?

Well, my mom lives in Dallas so avoiding her's pretty easy. I never bother getting her phonme number when'if she comes down for the holidays.

I think I'm really starting to dislike her for the fact that my children and I aren't important enough to come see on a regular basis.

Meh.

[PhilSmith]

As it's the anniversary of Mozart's birthday, I thought I'd interject randomly and share some little-known facts with you about the great composer. Each one is guaranteed extra random or at least arbitrary and unverified.

1) Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was not a gang of wolves. He was not even a single wolf. He once fucked a husky, but they're not wolves in the true sense.
2) He composed The Magic Flute as a tribute to Bo-Bo, his pet giant African land snail, whom he stomped to death when he found its slime all over his keyboard.
3) Mozart spent most of his short life attached to his conjoined twin, Barry Mozart. Barry Mozart lived for thirty years longer than his twin brother, and collected beer mats.
4) Mozart's Mass in C Minor was scored for the Stylophone, and was originally performed by a hundred monkeys he had trained for the purpose.
5) Contrary to popular belief, Mozart did not invent Bailey's Irish Cream.
6) Mozart did not have an arse.
7) Mozart's Hammond Organ is preserved in its original state. The middle C is still stuck down with puke and the Leslie speakers haven't worked for centuries.
8) Mozart was assembled in three stages by Dr. Wernher von Braun as the prototype V3 atomic rocket and is thus of immense historical value. Had he not been constructed, rocketry today would not be the same. It is not known whether or not his warhead is still operational. The Austrian army's bomb disposal squad has a fresh supply of ACHTUNG! UXM! stickers, signs and fridge magnets made every three years, just in case.
9) Mozart was the first continental composer to set the land speed record. He and his piano were propelled at speeds in excess of 122 mph by a device of his own design, probably involving clockwork. Opinion is divided as to the piece he played. Some contend that he played selections from The Abduction from the Seraglio, but most think (correctly) that, a lifelong fan of Chas 'n' Dave, he instead plumped for his old favourite: The Sideboard Song. Sadly, he died in the midst of his record attempt when a jealous Salieri had cut his mute pedal.
10) Mozart had three nipples before his death, but five nipples afterwards.

[Ben Lahnger]

Phil, that's pretty freakin' funny! * heh-heh-heh! *

[tenet_2012]

I heard on MSNBC that Stewie Griffin is going to have his own talk show.

I can't wait for it!

[Ben Lahnger]

Yeah, that's kinda the standard for how much you care about them, isn't it? How much do you mind the morning-breath makeout sessions.

Aww ... the smiley face control panel is gone. I hope it comes back.