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02-02-2009, 03:42 PM
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#26
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Originally Posted by Cicero
Mythbusters busted that whole theory. The flag moved exactly as it would on the moon.
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Right, I should try and catch that episode. I quite like the show, but only I ever see it when I accidentally come across it.
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02-02-2009, 05:58 PM
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#27
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Originally Posted by Raptor
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Lol. You can see the insanity in his eyes.
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02-02-2009, 06:01 PM
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#28
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Originally Posted by Malice In Wonderland
I've started telling people i believe all that so they stop talking to me.
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I used to believe all sorts of shit. 9/11? Inside job. Aliens? They have deals with world governments.
Now it annoys me when all these idiots try to convince me of this stuff and treat me like I'm some member of the 'ignorant masses' as if they think they're the only ones who've ever heard this bullshit.
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02-02-2009, 09:54 PM
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#29
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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My favourite one is the one about dinosaur fossils being planted. Its just too funny.
The dumbest one, or the one I hate the most, is the one about Jesus being Horus. It just pisses me off so much, poor Horus.
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02-03-2009, 12:35 AM
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#30
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Lost City of Atlanta
Posts: 326
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Someone actually used the dinosaur fossils being planted by satan argument with me in a chatroom once.
And about the moon landing thing...Some of you may remember that awhile back a wacko "moon landing was fake" conspiracy theorist once confronted Buzz Aldrin about it and Buzz punched him. There are still videos of it all over youtube.
An ex of mine was really into conspiracy theories and would talk to me for hours on end about various secret world domination organizations. The Illuminati, the Black Lodge, the Dominion, etc. Even the Shriners are supposedly involved, usually unknowing that the money they collect really goes to more secretive organizations.
Then there's the whole Dark Side of the Moon and Wizard of Oz thing. How the Pink Floyd album is supposedly synchronized to go with the Wizard of Oz footage.
Or the one about the government putting chemicals in the water with the intent of shortening the average lifespan. Population control and all that.
There's also that post awhile back someone made about a unification of Canda, the US, and Mexico has already occurred in secret, that the governments are working toward a EU style arrangement over here, complete with the Amero currency. Same ex I mentioned earlier swears this one is true, citing as evidence the fact that the back of certain state drivers licenses (including his home state) already include the United North America logo.
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02-03-2009, 02:38 AM
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#31
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 182
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The conspiracy theories i hear about:
The reptilians are coming! THE REPTILIANS ARE COMING!!!
2012: The worlds is going to end, there will be a new beginning, women will be the dominant species.
9/11 is a hoax
AtLANTIS DOES ExIST!!
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02-03-2009, 03:06 AM
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#32
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London, UK
Posts: 2,065
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Originally Posted by Saya
My favourite one is the one about dinosaur fossils being planted. Its just too funny.
The dumbest one, or the one I hate the most, is the one about Jesus being Horus. It just pisses me off so much, poor Horus.
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I'd never heard it as a conspiracy theory as such, but the story of the Virgin Mary and Jesus certainly has a lot of correlations with the story of Isis and Horus. Not surprising since these sorts of things have a way of evolving, and the evolution of that particular Egyptian myth could easily have trickled its way into Christian beliefs.
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02-03-2009, 03:17 AM
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#33
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Lost City of Atlanta
Posts: 326
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fae-wolf
The conspiracy theories i hear about:
2012: The worlds is going to end, there will be a new beginning, women will be the dominant species.
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Yeah, I've heard that one before, minus the women becoming the dominant species thing. Originating with the fact that the Mayan calendar ends on that year. Some herald it as a new age, others claim it's the end of the world.
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02-03-2009, 03:26 AM
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#34
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London, UK
Posts: 2,065
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Originally Posted by Mealla
Yeah, I've heard that one before, minus the women becoming the dominant species thing. Originating with the fact that the Mayan calendar ends on that year. Some herald it as a new age, others claim it's the end of the world.
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I herald it as 'they couldn't be fucked extending it any further into their distant future'.
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02-03-2009, 04:40 AM
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#36
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Tokyo, Japan
Posts: 1,178
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Damn, dude. That guy is way out on the ragged edge.
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02-03-2009, 07:38 AM
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#37
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Posts: 9,548
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Originally Posted by Cicero
I'd never heard it as a conspiracy theory as such, but the story of the Virgin Mary and Jesus certainly has a lot of correlations with the story of Isis and Horus. Not surprising since these sorts of things have a way of evolving, and the evolution of that particular Egyptian myth could easily have trickled its way into Christian beliefs.
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Watch Zeitgeist, it'll make you cry. It says Horus was born of a virgin who's name was Mari, was born on December 25th, was baptized at age 12, had 12 disciples, was crucified between two thieves and resurrected three days later, and was called the Son Of God. I know all religions borrow from each other and the image of Isis nursing baby Horus is similar to Mary and Jesus, but they aren't carbon copies of each other and Christians don't worship the sun. And the worst part now is everyone who sees that movie thinks "OMG JESUS IS HORUS!!!!" And its hard to convince them otherwise, because of course if it was in a movie its true. Oh, and it says Dionysius, Krishna and Mithra have the exact same story. And its not just Zeitgeist either, there was a book called The Pagan Christ that said the same thing, people have been believing this for a while now apparently.
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02-03-2009, 08:08 AM
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#38
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Zeitgeist is such a fucktarded piece of shit.
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02-03-2009, 08:19 AM
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#39
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: In front of a computer screen.
Posts: 584
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I argued with someone about Zeitgeist for three hours straight once.
I was really bored.
And it was a total waste of my time, too.
They still go on and on and on about it, and constantly talk about how "life-changing" the movie is.
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02-03-2009, 08:21 AM
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#40
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
Posts: 4,448
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I've got a few:
The secret city beneath Denver International Airport
The secret underground road from Texas to Washington DC that the governement uses to smuggle UFOs (thanks to SLC punk for that one)
Area 51 is really where the government hides all the past president's porn
The government has Hitler's brain in a jar
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02-03-2009, 10:46 AM
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#41
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Lost City of Atlanta
Posts: 326
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Originally Posted by Stormtrooper of Death
The government has Hitler's brain in a jar
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And there's the one saying that Hitler didn't really kill himself in the bunker, that the death was faked while he was smuggled to South America.
And let's not even get started on the ones about Elvis or who killed Kennedy.
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02-03-2009, 12:08 PM
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#43
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: R'lyeh
Posts: 2,104
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Originally Posted by Raptor
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What's pad shaped about a pyramid?
Also: FUCK A CIRCLE, IT MUST BE SYMBOLISM FOR UFOS.
Edit: HEY IF I CHANGE THIS PICTURE LOADS IT LOOKS KINDA LIKE AN ALIEN SATAN!
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02-03-2009, 03:10 PM
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#44
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Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: London, UK
Posts: 2,065
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Saya
Watch Zeitgeist, it'll make you cry. It says Horus was born of a virgin who's name was Mari, was born on December 25th, was baptized at age 12, had 12 disciples, was crucified between two thieves and resurrected three days later, and was called the Son Of God. I know all religions borrow from each other and the image of Isis nursing baby Horus is similar to Mary and Jesus, but they aren't carbon copies of each other and Christians don't worship the sun. And the worst part now is everyone who sees that movie thinks "OMG JESUS IS HORUS!!!!" And its hard to convince them otherwise, because of course if it was in a movie its true. Oh, and it says Dionysius, Krishna and Mithra have the exact same story. And its not just Zeitgeist either, there was a book called The Pagan Christ that said the same thing, people have been believing this for a while now apparently.
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Wait... people are convinced by something that effectively cuts and pastes the name 'Horus' onto the story of Jesus? I don't even want to know what sort of 'evidence' they pulled out of their asses for that. Sad stuff.
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02-03-2009, 03:11 PM
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#45
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Originally Posted by Mealla
And let's not even get started on the ones about Elvis or who killed Kennedy.
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The Kennedy circumstances actually were pretty damn odd.
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02-03-2009, 03:50 PM
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#46
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Bitch! i live in a fucking trash can!
Posts: 224
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Originally Posted by Raptor
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LOLOLOLOL! i'm so getting my mates together and watching those this weekend. i laughed so hard...it's like morphing letters to make new ones.
"the winged disc" i will now point that out to everyone on random things.
i have my own little theory about area 51 - not that i'm serious about it or anything, or at least it's what i would do if i was in power;
start a rumor and 'evidence' about an area 51 type thing to distract from the real thing you're hiding. also have somebody (who wasn't in on it) discover a secondary decoy - "i found the real area 51!" and let the media have their fun, all the while pretending to freak out about it. and keep the 3rd as the secret one. or better yet, make it seem normal. the best place to hid something is right under someone's nose ( like a man's sock. he'll NEVER find them if they're right in front of him, seriously)
that's the give away that area 51 is BS - about the whole alien thing anyway - waaay to much hype about it. military aircraft? yea.
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02-03-2009, 03:52 PM
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#47
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Bitch! i live in a fucking trash can!
Posts: 224
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Albert Mond
The Kennedy circumstances actually were pretty damn odd.
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wait ... there was something odd about them? (i never heard that. then again, i'm the same person who was convinced philidelphia was a state because it was important enough to have it's own cheese. true story. )
i though he just shot and they either caught someone or didn't. right?
(and give me the weirdest version you know)
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02-03-2009, 04:02 PM
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#48
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Join Date: Oct 2008
Location: Namibia
Posts: 2,526
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Well, there was the whole Oswald-gets-murdered-by-a-guy-connected-to-organized-crime thing.
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02-03-2009, 04:34 PM
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#49
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Posts: 265
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Albert Mond
Zeitgeist is such a fucktarded piece of shit.
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Your life has justy entered a new and wonderful chapter, for the Judge concurs. Take care that you do not become complacent on the strength of this unprecedented occurence, though, as it may just be an anomaly. In fact, it probably is. Congratulations nonetheless.
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02-03-2009, 04:37 PM
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#50
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Bitch! i live in a fucking trash can!
Posts: 224
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how about leave the judgment to the judgment thread eh?
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