Hey Cpt. Sternn...

Mr. Filth · 12-30-2008, 10:33 PM

Why are Europeans so fucking violent?

Boasting killer jailed for life

" I really enjoyed stomping her head to fuck"
"I feel so happy that she's gone. She's on my kitchenfloor with a slit throat, cut mouth,cut tit and her head kicked in. Don't I look better?"

A man who boasted on a mobile phone video that he enjoyed murdering a teenager then cutting up and hiding her body has been jailed for life.

Stuart Jack, 22, smiled as he spoke of killing charity worker L More..aura Milne, 19, and mutilating her body in Aberdeen.

Jack admitted murdering Ms Milne at a Union Street flat last year. He was jailed for a minimum of 18 years.

Debbie Buchan, 19, received nine years and four months, and Leigh Mackinnon, 18, nine years, for attempted murder.

Jack also admitted attempting to defeat the ends of justice by trying to cut off Ms Milne's head, legs and breast, cutting off her ear and hiding her body.

It is difficult to comprehend the evil that lay behind this attack
Lord Woolman

Co-accused Buchan and Mackinnon both admitted attempted murder. They also admitted trying to hide the victim.

Judge Lord Woolman said: "The greatest tragedy is the premature and violent death of Laura Milne.

"This was a horrific and cruel assault on a defenceless young woman.

"This was a terrible crime which merits a sentence at the top end of the range. It is difficult to comprehend the evil that lay behind this attack."

The women remained impassive as they were taken down to the cells, but Jack shed tears.

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The family of Ms Milne said: "We are appalled that such a horrific crime has resulted in such a lenient sentence.

"They all played a part in Laura's death and, in our opinion, Debbie Buchan and Leigh Mackinnon should have had significantly higher sentences.

"Yet again the judicial system has let innocent victims down. It is no wonder we are experiencing increased levels of serious crime with the apparent lack of punishment."

They added: "No sentence will ever bring Laura back to us or erase from our minds the memory of what they did to her. We will have to live with this for the rest of our lives, Debbie Buchan and Leigh Mackinnon could be out walking the streets again in just six years."

The mobile phone recording was previously played to the High Court in Edinburgh.

In the video, Buchan was seen putting Ms Milne's face towards the camera and saying: "This is the new and improved Laura Milne."

Jack replied: "Yes, she certainly is."

Scene of the crime
Teenager Laura Milne was murdered in a flat in Union Street

Buchan asks: "Did you enjoy cutting her throat?"

Jack replied: "Aye."

In the days after the killing, the trio made various phone calls and sent text messages to family and friends confessing they had been involved in Ms Milne's death.

Their victim had been diagnosed with mild learning difficulties and was living at homeless accommodation in Aberdeen, where she was working as a volunteer in the kitchen.

Donald Findlay QC, counsel for Jack, said he had led a "nomadic and chaotic lifestyle" involving drink and drugs since the age of 15.

"Mr Jack is at a loss really to explain how it was that he allowed himself to be drawn into this matter that resulted in him doing those things for which he has accepted responsibility," said Mr Findlay.

"He's shocked at what he has done."

'Brings closure'

Mhairi Richards QC, for Buchan, described her as "an immature young girl who was unemployed and didn't have much to do with her time".

"She mixed with the wrong people and was easily led," said Ms Richards.

And Edgar Prais QC, defending MacKinnon, said she had punched Ms Milne five or six times, hit her with a bottle five times and kicked her in the body six or seven times.

This is a tragic case involving a vulnerable young lady who had clearly sought friendship from those who were ultimately convicted
Det Chf Insp Mark Cooper
Grampian Police

He said MacKinnon had been "swept up in a group momentum", fuelled by a cocktail of drink and drugs.

"She accepts she has to take responsibility for what was done by the group," he added.

Laura Milne was a volunteer with the Cyrenians homeless charity in Aberdeen.

A spokeswoman said: "The thoughts of the Cyrenians' staff are with Laura Milne's family. We hope this verdict brings them some kind of closure.

"The Cyrenians, as an organisation, are now looking to put this tragic situation behind us and look to the future."

Grampian Police Det Chf Insp Mark Cooper earlier said: "This is a tragic case involving a vulnerable young lady who had clearly sought friendship from those who were ultimately convicted."

Det Chf Insp Cooper said that the manner of death and the "harrowing scene" with which officers were faced had caused distress.

Despanan · 12-30-2008, 10:35 PM

Clearly, only Europeans revel in the deaths of others.

Sanguine Heart · 12-30-2008, 10:37 PM

Shouldn't this be in spooky news?

Mr. Filth · 12-30-2008, 10:37 PM

Yeah. I guess so. Moving on...

I want to know why Europeans revel so much in the murder of their fellow man.

Despanan · 12-30-2008, 10:40 PM

Yeah, wasn't it not long ago that those kids in the UK beat that Goth couple to death for the lulz?

Mr. Filth · 12-30-2008, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Despanan

Yeah, wasn't it not long ago that those kids in the UK beat that Goth couple to death for the lulz?

That they did.

Europeans are violent, as a rule.

But thats beside my original point.

These people were obviously ill.

Persons who would perform such acts are ill.

They may have even been mentally disabled.

Europeans are mentally disabled, as a rule.

Despanan · 12-30-2008, 10:54 PM

agreed.

So...did one of us make a parody thread or something, or is this just a coincidence?

Mr. Filth · 12-30-2008, 10:57 PM

Everything is semiotics, Despanan.

Despanan · 12-30-2008, 11:07 PM

Leave your half-robots out of this you madman!

Mr. Filth · 12-30-2008, 11:49 PM

I think this is a pretty accurate depiction of most Europeans.

Xombie · 12-31-2008, 12:03 AM

I want to date him.

Alarica · 12-31-2008, 02:24 AM

This was in Scotland. The place where they teach karate and 'kill or be killed', dont forget. The celts weren't known as barbarians for their love of kittys.

Stuart Jack will now be bubbas bitch for a very long time.

Albert Mond · 12-31-2008, 02:31 AM

So Scots in Europe are kinda like Black People in America? Makes sense. Europeans are violent as a rule, and Celts are more violent.

Maxim_Macabre · 12-31-2008, 02:43 AM

The vast majority of Scots are Britons not Celts.

Alarica · 12-31-2008, 02:52 AM

I'm too tired and brain fogged to even try and explain why I would separate violent celts from the rest of europe. In my personal opinion, based on what I experienced living with them when I was younger, the scots always have been and always will be a violent race completely incapable of tollerating anything or anyone different, save for a very small minority.

Mr. Filth · 12-31-2008, 10:04 AM

The guy I made a link for is French though. And let's not forget about soccer hooligans.

Man In Room 5 · 12-31-2008, 10:17 AM

The thing that gets me about Sternn is how he's so anti-American and yet his webpage is full of pictures of him DJing at American gigs surrounded by American mallgoth chicks.

LetheanBlacklight · 12-31-2008, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Man In Room 5

The thing that gets me about Sternn is how he's so anti-American and yet his webpage is full of pictures of him DJing at American gigs surrounded by American mallgoth chicks.

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jack_the_knife · 12-31-2008, 10:50 AM

Wasn't crowbar a charity worker with learning difficulties from Aberdeen?

JCC · 12-31-2008, 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by jack_the_knife

Wasn't crowbar a charity worker with learning difficulties from Aberdeen?

This murder happened last year, it can't have been Ms. Crowbar, though I would like to kick her in the head.

Alarica · 12-31-2008, 11:03 AM

And she is a trained killer, so she would never have been caught out like that. She would have used her skills in karate.

jack_the_knife · 12-31-2008, 11:11 AM

Better luck next time I guess...

Despanan · 12-31-2008, 11:14 AM

This is an accurate portrayal of Europeans as well.

Deadmanwalking_05 · 12-31-2008, 11:30 AM

Be Warned the Techno Viking is afoot....and a shuffle...and a kick turn.

I Am Great. · 12-31-2008, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Filth

That they did.

Europeans are violent, as a rule.

But thats beside my original point.

These people were obviously ill.

Persons who would perform such acts are ill.

They may have even been mentally disabled.

Europeans are mentally disabled, as a rule.

Yeah, we're totally always warring with other countries, having our photos taken whilst we beat POWs, and re-elect morons, then complain that said moron is still President. Us Europeans sure are wankers.