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09-10-2009, 10:33 AM
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Join Date: Nov 2008
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Apperently people cant take a joke...
A joke where I am even saying I am joking! Has this happen to anyone else before?
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09-10-2009, 12:52 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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Quote:
Originally Posted by maromi12d3
A joke where I am even saying I am joking! Has this happen to anyone else before?
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Uh, that depends. Two things could be going wrong here.
1) You simply aren't funny. Whatever you are saying is perfectly reasonable to yourself and hilarious, but the rest of the world thinks you are just fucking bizarre and it isn't working.
2) Maybe your humor is offensive? If you're saying stuff that could be construed as dressing down someone, it doesn't matter if you call it a joke.
Post an example damn it.
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09-10-2009, 12:55 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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Comedy is not for guys like us... guys like us should stick with Dark Comedy.
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09-10-2009, 01:14 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
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Or Star Trek references. They get Voltaire laid, it might work for you.
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09-10-2009, 01:20 PM
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Star Trek sucks, Star Wars is better. Parody of a line from Water Boy, heh.
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09-10-2009, 01:28 PM
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Which brings me to my second point kids... Don't do crack.
bahahah I love that movie.
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09-10-2009, 01:32 PM
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09-10-2009, 05:17 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by maromi12d3
A joke where I am even saying I am joking!
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Gays should just fucking fist themselves to death and stop destroying our moral values. I'm joking!
See? Was your joke something like that?
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09-10-2009, 05:37 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: In the Desert
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You can joke about anything, like sexuality.
Boxing was created by gay men, two half naked men in silk shorts, fighting for a belt and purse... I'm not so good.
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09-10-2009, 08:01 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2009
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...I was actually kind of confused with that one...and then I laughed for real
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09-10-2009, 08:05 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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I don't know maromi, i think you should be more vague, so we have less of an idea of what you're talking about.
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09-10-2009, 08:07 PM
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Yay ur back!
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09-10-2009, 09:43 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
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Ich bin wieder da.
Ich habe überall meine süße Bauer.
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09-10-2009, 10:02 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2006
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Was your joke directed at a gawf? Gawfs are not know for their sense of humour.
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09-10-2009, 10:45 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by creature6
Ich bin wieder da.
Ich habe überall meine süße Bauer.
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Fick dich du Hurensohn, Fick dich und deine Mutter.
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09-10-2009, 10:55 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Hell Hall
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Sie sind ein Bauer.
wieder in den Käfig kriechen
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09-10-2009, 11:02 PM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Hell Hall
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Fick dich du Hurensohn, Fick dich und deine Mutter.
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Sie dachte, ich würde nicht verstehen,
gehen verloren.
Sie denken, Sie sind klug,
Ich glaube, Sie sind nur ein Bauer, wie die anderen.
Liebe und Frieden
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09-11-2009, 06:50 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2009
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Über was sprechen Sie?
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09-11-2009, 07:19 AM
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Ich wiess nicht. Aber du bist ein sehr gut Mann.
Ich habe vergessen mein Deutch.
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09-11-2009, 08:13 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by the-nihilist
Über was sprechen Sie?
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Ich bin ebenso wie Sie verwirrt sind ... das Mädchen ist einfach der Wahnsinn!
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09-11-2009, 08:47 AM
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Ich finde das einfach nur übelst lustig, dass alle hier auf dem verkackten forum Google translator benutzen. fickt euch ihr verdammten kulturlosen bastarde.
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09-11-2009, 08:58 AM
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Sie sind ein Cookie ^_^
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09-11-2009, 10:24 AM
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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It's better to admit that you use GT, than to pretend you don't. Hell, I use it sometimes, it's a decent way to learn more german, and other languages..
Oh... and Jack, du bist ein Genie, I mean that was fucking great.
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09-11-2009, 10:27 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2009
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jonathan
2) Maybe your humor is offensive? If you're saying stuff that could be construed as dressing down someone, it doesn't matter if you call it a joke.
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Frankly anyone who finds any form of humour offensive is so beneath contempt, so utterly worthless that they are obviously an agent of sinister motives.
Whether they will it or not, such people are born to die alone.
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09-11-2009, 10:30 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Minnesota, USA
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I actually don't use Google translator. I took 4 years of German in High School, and have forgotten 75% of it. I'm trying to brush up for being a moderator somewhere else though.
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