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Old 09-10-2009, 10:33 AM   #1
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Unhappy Apperently people cant take a joke...

A joke where I am even saying I am joking! Has this happen to anyone else before?
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Old 09-10-2009, 12:52 PM   #2
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A joke where I am even saying I am joking! Has this happen to anyone else before?
Uh, that depends. Two things could be going wrong here.

1) You simply aren't funny. Whatever you are saying is perfectly reasonable to yourself and hilarious, but the rest of the world thinks you are just fucking bizarre and it isn't working.

2) Maybe your humor is offensive? If you're saying stuff that could be construed as dressing down someone, it doesn't matter if you call it a joke.

Post an example damn it.
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Old 09-10-2009, 12:55 PM   #3
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Comedy is not for guys like us... guys like us should stick with Dark Comedy.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:14 PM   #4
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Or Star Trek references. They get Voltaire laid, it might work for you.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:20 PM   #5
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Star Trek sucks, Star Wars is better. Parody of a line from Water Boy, heh.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:28 PM   #6
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Which brings me to my second point kids... Don't do crack.



bahahah I love that movie.
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Old 09-10-2009, 01:32 PM   #7
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An ode to Albert.

http://tinyurl.com/ra697s
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Old 09-10-2009, 05:17 PM   #8
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A joke where I am even saying I am joking!
Gays should just fucking fist themselves to death and stop destroying our moral values. I'm joking!

See? Was your joke something like that?
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Old 09-10-2009, 05:37 PM   #9
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You can joke about anything, like sexuality.

Boxing was created by gay men, two half naked men in silk shorts, fighting for a belt and purse... I'm not so good.
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...I was actually kind of confused with that one...and then I laughed for real
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Old 09-10-2009, 08:05 PM   #11
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I don't know maromi, i think you should be more vague, so we have less of an idea of what you're talking about.
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Old 09-10-2009, 08:07 PM   #12
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Yay ur back!
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Old 09-10-2009, 09:43 PM   #13
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Ich bin wieder da.
Ich habe überall meine süße Bauer.
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Old 09-10-2009, 10:02 PM   #14
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Was your joke directed at a gawf? Gawfs are not know for their sense of humour.
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Old 09-10-2009, 10:45 PM   #15
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Ich bin wieder da.
Ich habe überall meine süße Bauer.
Fick dich du Hurensohn, Fick dich und deine Mutter.
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Sie sind ein Bauer.
wieder in den Käfig kriechen
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Sie dachte, ich würde nicht verstehen,
gehen verloren.
Sie denken, Sie sind klug,
Ich glaube, Sie sind nur ein Bauer, wie die anderen.
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Old 09-11-2009, 06:50 AM   #18
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Über was sprechen Sie?
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Old 09-11-2009, 07:19 AM   #19
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Ich wiess nicht. Aber du bist ein sehr gut Mann.

Ich habe vergessen mein Deutch.
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Über was sprechen Sie?
Ich bin ebenso wie Sie verwirrt sind ... das Mädchen ist einfach der Wahnsinn!
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Old 09-11-2009, 08:47 AM   #21
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Ich finde das einfach nur übelst lustig, dass alle hier auf dem verkackten forum Google translator benutzen. fickt euch ihr verdammten kulturlosen bastarde.
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Old 09-11-2009, 10:24 AM   #23
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It's better to admit that you use GT, than to pretend you don't. Hell, I use it sometimes, it's a decent way to learn more german, and other languages..

Oh... and Jack, du bist ein Genie, I mean that was fucking great.
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Old 09-11-2009, 10:27 AM   #24
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2) Maybe your humor is offensive? If you're saying stuff that could be construed as dressing down someone, it doesn't matter if you call it a joke.
Frankly anyone who finds any form of humour offensive is so beneath contempt, so utterly worthless that they are obviously an agent of sinister motives.

Whether they will it or not, such people are born to die alone.
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Old 09-11-2009, 10:30 AM   #25
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I actually don't use Google translator. I took 4 years of German in High School, and have forgotten 75% of it. I'm trying to brush up for being a moderator somewhere else though.
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