the Corrupted Wishes game - Page 5

edible_eye · 10-16-2005, 02:55 PM

granted. and now that you're standing there, doing nothing - your co-workers get pissed and start using you as a pallett, effectively crushing you beneath all the freight. maybe you'll be found in a few weeks.

i wish i didn't have to go to the gym tonight.

BrokenBluRose · 10-16-2005, 10:15 PM

granted...

you are now immortal, and since you cant die, a zillion years later you watch the Earth detiorarate beneath your feet, and as you fall in space, you blow up into a million peices, only to forge back together which causes you muscles and flesh to tear without end, eternal torture..

I wish...i wasnt always 2nd best.

BrokenBluRose · 10-16-2005, 10:16 PM

damn wrong page.

Icarus · 10-16-2005, 10:16 PM

You aren't second best, you now are in the last possible place, which has sixty digits in it. Have fun.

I wish I had a shotgun.

edible_eye · 10-17-2005, 05:26 AM

granted. and while trying to load it, you discharge the weapon point-blank into your face, subsequently exploding the back of your head.

i wish my next vacation finds me on a caribbean island, surrounded by a bevy of luscious women who want only to fulfill my every wish... - sigh - .

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-17-2005, 06:36 AM

granted....but the island you chose to visit has no doctors on it so all the luscious women have genital herpies. you unkowingly contract the herpies and fly home where spread the herpies around to all your female neighbours and then all their husbands come to beat you to a bloody pulp. you spend the rest of your days confined to a hospital bed where the sexy female nurses laugh at you and the ugly male nurses have their way with you.

i wish i could find someone who is as wild as i am......

edible_eye · 10-17-2005, 06:42 AM

granted. unfortunately, it's me, after i've been infected with all those herpies and you wind up next to me in the same hospital, being taken advantage of by old men with no teeth while the ugly male nurses molest me.

i wish i could be drunk right now.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-17-2005, 06:49 AM

granted....but its only because the ugly male nurses keep forcing red wine spritzers down your throat so you cant scream out for help when you see them grab a baseball bat and lube out.

i wish i could kill my boss and get away with it.

edible_eye · 10-17-2005, 06:53 AM

granted. he's one of the men in the hospital who are having their way with you - surprise, surprise. so, you've now had sexual relations (of sorts) with him prior to killing him. and the offshoot is - your display of violent passion has aroused the old men with no teeth even more and they all pile on top of you at the same time. not only that, but the drunk guy in the bed next to you is now laughing at you while this is going on.

i wish i could go home today with full pay.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-17-2005, 07:04 AM

granted.....you go home with cash in hand only to get home to find out your boss gave you monopoly money. you look for you wife for a bit if sympathy but all you find is a note saying she has left you for your boss who is an old man with no teeth who molests young girls with herpies.

i wish my ex boyfriend would stop stalking me.

edible_eye · 10-17-2005, 10:41 AM

granted. while following you one night, he steps in a pothole, cracks his ankle and falls to the ground, only to be run over by a truck. when the police arrive, they find a note on him stating that if he is found dead, to investigate you since you've been threatening to kill him... and you're arrested. further, while in the jail cell, the policemen are overtaken by your lust-filled hotness and sit back to watch while all the old men from the hospital file in to keep you company.

i wish i had some good food right now.

Empty_Purple_Stars · 10-17-2005, 10:55 AM

A beautiful naked woman appears, carrying a huge silver tray, filled with all of your favorite food..

She proceeds to feed you bite after delicious bite, while your eyes glaze over in pure pleasure..

But you begin to notice, the more you eat, the smaller you become..

But the food is too wonderful to refuse, so you continue to eat, shrinking more with each wonderful taste..

Until finally you are finally about three inches tall..

Upon seeing that you have shrunk to the appropriate size, the beautiful woman ties a long white string around your neck and uses you for a tampon..

Yes, yes I went there..

I wish I could go more than thirty days without having to go to the ER.

edible_eye · 10-17-2005, 11:52 AM

granted. all er's close and now you're fucked.

(i can't believe you used me as a tampon... )

i wish i could achieve the ultimate pump.

Ariis · 10-17-2005, 08:54 PM

Denied! But I will send you to Antarctica
with a million dollars. If you can survive
the trip back, you can keep it.

I wish I could have a Yamaha R1
It's been to long since I last rode
a motorcycle. I'd settle for a FZ1

OhSoUnWanted · 10-17-2005, 11:41 PM

Your bike flips and without your skid lid you are completly paralysed.

I wish I had all the MSI cd's.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-17-2005, 11:58 PM

granted....it is dusk and there is a glorious sunset, you are happily cruising throu the desert on an open road with nothing but you thoughts...
then suddenly out of nowhere a beautiful woman runs out from behind a bush, you swerve and crash, destroying your beloved bike.
the woman walks up to you as you lay on the side of the road in pain, she smiles sweetly at you, you forget the intense pain and you groin starts to throb as you stare into this goddess' eyes.
she leans forwards as if to kiss you, you member stirs again, you draw a breath and wet your lips.
suddenly she lurches forward and bites a chunk out of your neck, you are forced to lay there dying a slow painful death watching her devour your flesh.

i wish i could control other people.

punkirony · 10-18-2005, 12:36 AM

Granted. You create another world war and your "faithful" followers mutinize. They tie you up, and slit your wrists horizontally for the longest death anyone in your infantry has ever had to bare.

I wish I knew how EPS thought of using poor ee as a friggin tampon! REALLY!! (EPS ya freak!)

Empty_Purple_Stars · 10-18-2005, 08:43 AM

Granted..

That's ones easy, E_E always has the MOST Corrupted Wishes, so as I was writing his wish, I tried to think of the MOST FOUL end, involving a Beautiful Naked Woman, and our Most Edible_Eye that I could envision..

And VOILA, we have the worlds first Human Tampax!!!

I wish I could STOP fucking throwing UP!!!

edible_eye · 10-18-2005, 10:08 AM

granted. ... resulting in a rectal explosion and simultaneous modern art splatter across the wall.

i wish i had a bunch of marinated chicken to eat right now.

Ariis · 10-18-2005, 04:03 PM

Granted! Sorry about last time.
As you continue to eat you once more
shrink down to three inches and fall prey
to E_P_S using you for a tampon

Ariis · 10-18-2005, 04:05 PM

I wish I had an unbreakable body
and another R1.

demoncross · 10-18-2005, 04:17 PM

Granted... as you are in a hurry to get to an important date with a lifelong crush you find every single left sock and left shoe is missing, there is a zit the size of a quarter in the tip of your nose and you can't seem to find any clean clothes to wear.

I wish I had a teleporter

Panther · 10-18-2005, 04:49 PM

Granted. You teleport. . .into a wall. Instant death.

I wish my fellow geeks weren't obsessing over Halo 2.

mortalitas incomitatus · 10-18-2005, 05:50 PM

granted.......but now they have turned their obsession to brittney spears.

i wish i could dance the tango.

nonfatsuperjesus · 10-18-2005, 06:02 PM

granted but you break both your ankles

i wish i was God